Best of RVA missed connections 2/9 – 2/17

by | Feb 17, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

Valentine’s Day is notorious for making the lonely feel much lonelier and this year was no exception.

Valentine’s Day is notorious for making the lonely feel much lonelier and this year was no exception. There’s nothing like giant,red heart balloons everywhere to remind you that your heart is a cold empty mess. This reminder may induce the confusion of thinking the eye contact you made with your waitress was a missed connection. But hey, maybe it was.

Regency mall – m4m (Henrico)
Yo i seen you checking me out in the food court .. i was higly aware ;).. you might want to hmu, if you ser this that is
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Wet and l♡♡kin f♡r adult fun. . . – w4m (richmond, VA)
Gentleman, ♡
lets party hard tonight are you ready for me to take care of your needs well lets start the weekend off right with me. Love to have a big one just text met hats right just sneak out and come on……well will talk specific when u contact me! but hurry because cant start the show unless your here! i love to go fast and need favors bad! so contact me for more info….asap♡♡

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Sugamama for T in Petersberg – w4m (I am away)
T
You know that I have been away for a while
I may be back in a neighboring state before too long
If you are who I have my eyes set on
my title and
the color pink
will have meaning
If you believe you are he do share your initials, or better yet, mine.
You have not forgotten me, I hope.
We share a deep love
of music. What else did we share?
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Buick double parked on 1st street between cary and canal – m4mw (Richmond)

You’ve been double parked for 4 days now. Please kindly move 3 feet forward or 3 feet backwards. Each day I walk past you I have to resist the overwhelming urge to put my fist through your windows. I’ve been dreaming of plucking your windshield wipers off and using them to practice my dope fencing skills with friends. My resolve to be a decent human is rapidly waning with each passing day. I know not how much longer it will last before my sanity slips and I’m overcome with an oil-thirsty rage
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guy at church – m4m (richmond, va)

I was at a church today, and you passed by, i smiled and you did the same. when you left, i looked back and you did too. i really wanted to catch you but, you weren’t there when i was done. i would like to get to know you more. curious guy here. if you think this is you, tell me what and color of clothing you and i were wearing and what church was this. hope to hear from you.
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Voivod show at Strange Matter Valentine’s Day – m4w (Richmond)

You came up to me in the back and told me that it was too loud to stand up front and I agreed. You looked super familiar and I’m sure we have met some other time before but I can’t put my finger on it. Anyways I was a bit shy and out of my element but that’s only because of how pretty you looked and I must have been thrown off a bit by your looks. Anyways, if you see this let’s grab a cup of coffee sometime and talk about music.
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Cute Trader Joes Biology/Dentistry Major – m4m (Short Pump)

Hey there, hope you see this. You rang me up last evening Friday, 2/12. You were so attractive. Tell me the very awarded musical artists we briefly spoke about so I’ll know that it’s you. Did you end up watching something in Netflix last night? Sucks that American Horror Story is done.
Hope to hear from you would love to give you a bj 😉

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Will buy your used flats and gym socks – m4w (fan)

Any attractive girls that want to make some extra, let me know. I have a strong foot fetish and would love to buy your used flats and dirty socks from you.

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Woman knows her tile – m4w (Granite shopping)

You liked my tile selection, said it went well together. I was distracted, you seemed to have time on your hands, maybe from working with them, and knew what you wanted.
Did I have a beard, wear glasses or not, and what was the girl’s name helping me if you know? Do you want to show me your tiling skills?
Let me know if I got that right!

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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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