Best of missed connections 6/28/17 – 7/5/17

by | Jul 5, 2017 | RICHMOND NEWS

The missed connections just keep coming! Here we have people who want to reconnect, have their gonads kicked and their feet pampered. Read on below to see if you

Big Guy Corrections Officer – m4m

What’s going on guy .. your about 6’3 to 6’5
Bear kind of guy nice bear kind of build and lightskin .. hmu if this is you

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twinkboy – m4t

Haven’t heard from you for over a week twinkboy247. Miss seeing you. Let me know if you see this.

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You threatened to kick me in the balls – m4w

I was leaving Scott’s Addition tonight with a buddy of mine and accidentally bumped into you. I know you were drunk but you said ‘touch me again and I’ll fucking kick you in the balls!’ I couldn’t say it, but I was turned on when you said that. I’m willing to take you up on that offer lol

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Hilliebillie – m4w (Ric)

I soooo wish i was Your dirty old man, sugar daddy for one of your trips…..love yiur smile, kick ass bod and goofiness.

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You flashed me – m4w (I95)

You flashed me as I went past you. Nice boobies!!! I was behind a group of other riders and was in catch up mode or else I would’ve slowed down and tried to get or give a number to get a better look later. Sorry all I had to offer was a waive as I left you in traffic but again I was trying to catch up with friends. I can’t imagine you reading this but if you do hit me up I want to see those boobies again!!!

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RE: Re2: La Fin

Considering I wrote La Fin and I’m a woman, I’m probably not the individual who you’re attempting to contact.

But whoever it is- you shouldn’t care if they’re “hugging their girls” while listening to “Boyz II Men” or whatever you were trying to convey in your repetitive tirades. Just relax, listen to Beyonce, breathe a little, go on a walk, eat some ice cream, buy a nice dildo or get laid, learn every curse word in every language and say them alphabetically when you’re pissed off, and by God, go to therapist, who gets paid to listen to you. Maybe stop obsessively checking craigslist while you’re at it.

What I’m trying to say is, stop giving even a dinkleberry about this person, because they don’t give a damn about you and they’re out living their life hugging all the single ladies, all the single ladies.So hug your own damn self & get better soon.

“Impeticos – Any word written in a dialogue with the intention of making its presenter look foolish.”

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Hundred bucks to pamper your feet – m4w (Rva)

Sane,attractive, fit, white male that’s interested in attractive women’s feet. I have a foot fetish. Simple as that.

Yes, this is missed connections. Yes, I know I’ll get angry replies telling me that and you’re going to flag me like crazy. Whatever. Please change the subject to something with the word “feet” and a coherent message and hopefully we can work something out.

Thanks!

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Martins Charter Colony – m4w (Midlothian)

Don’t know whether this works and this is for sure a long shot, our paths crossed in front of the dairy department at Martin’s in Midlothian yesterday 7/4. You smiled and spoke and in returned spoke. You beautiful AA lady me, white older male. I would love to meet for coffee and chat if you like.

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KFC/Taco Bell Powhatan – m4w (Powhatan)

Black Honda Civic Euro tail lights..You was on break from work..You work at Taco Bell/KFC. You was behind me at a drive thru..They never came over intercom to take my order so i drove around to go inside..You pulled around about a minute after i did..I asked you did they not respond to you either?…If it’s you, Tell me what drive thru im referring to…

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David Pettyjohn

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