Best of RVA Missed Connections 5/31-6/7

by | Jun 7, 2016 | COMMUNITY

Spring seems to be winding down, summer is heating up, and it seems as if encounters are getting steamier. As fantasy writer Patricia Briggs once said, “A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” For missed connections sake, hopefully she was wrong.

Spring seems to be winding down, summer is heating up, and it seems as if encounters are getting steamier. As fantasy writer Patricia Briggs once said, “A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” For missed connections sake, hopefully she was wrong.

Check out this week’s batch of Missed Connections below:

I gave you some doughnuts – m4w (Work)

I came through your line and you liked the doughnuts I bought and I gave you some. I think you’re very attractive but I think you might have a BF and or that i’m too old for you. If you see this and are down for anything email me with what kind of doughnuts I gave you and where you work at.

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Broad street – m4w

To the girl in the little black car going down broad giving me a show with your skirt all the way up. You knew I was looking and thanks. Let me know when we can do that again.

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Hottie at work – m4w (Manchester)

We work at the same location but in different areas. You’re married, I’m married. You are a few years younger than me. I think you are sexy as hell. I have fantasies about what I’d like to do to you behind closed doors. I would say something but I’m afraid of being accused of being a perv. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with my fantasies.

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Oscar Reyes – w4m (your girls crib)

Oscar babe…its been so difficult for me to say anything to you personally so I thought it best to put it here, hoping you see this….first of all, let me say, your “girl” is whack- I used that term loosely because you steadily give me mixed messages and she is no lady like me. Cant you see we deserve each other?? Stop wasting your time and give my phone a ring once you see this 😉 I’m pretty sure you already know who this is ;P Im tired of standing by getting mixed msgs from you- get someone HOT fun, and young!!!! like myself Papi 😉 I’ll see you later, its definitely time for that upgrade…

Xoxo

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Spring 2010 Statistic Class at VCU – m4m (Henrico)

I think the time was Spring 2010 at VCU. In a Statistic class, you are a white guy always sat with a girl. However, when we got out of class, you stared at me several times as you walked out of the class room. We only had one little conversation when we both walked to the classroom.

If you see this, please respond back and tell me the following so I know it is you:

1> describe me, I am very easy to remember.
2> what level is that Statistic class ? freshmen, sophomore, etc…
3> what race is that teacher and the gender of the teacher ?

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Steam Room peep show – m4m (West End gym)

It was the night of 5/4/16, around 7pm-ish.

You and I were the only ones in the steam room, and we both had our towels open—we both snuck glances at each other’s junk. I thought it was hot. You are a tall slender white guy, with a yellow wristband.

You then snuck glances at me thru your open curtain in the shower. Would love to meet up again and explore! Tell me the brand and color of your sandals, so I know it’s you.

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Gorgeous girl riding by Fat Dragon in all black. – m4w (Richmond)

This is a long shot, but I’m sitting here by the window at Fat Dragon when the single most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen rides by on a bike not once, but twice, and now I need to find her. Now I’m sure she’s far out of the league of a piece of shit like me, but there’s some kind of instinctual reaction going on that’s taken control of my fingers as I type this search plea. For the sake of clarity, you were in all black with white shoes. If nothing else, enjoy the compliment. Maybe I’ll see you around.

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You – m4w

may think my actions show that I don’t love you but I do its just if u wanted to work this out you would instead of having me not know what u want but like everyone says its just me the sucka for love and clown of the town this shit is fucking stupid and then what else am I suppose to do but try to love someone else its obvious you found someone else you had me at see you later and iguess it will be just that later. Xoxoxo -J

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Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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