Best of RVA Missed Connections 8/2-8/10

by | Aug 10, 2016 | COMMUNITY

The freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at night. More like the freaks come out on Missed Connections. Maybe it’s that time of the year? Check out this week’s missed connections below:

The freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at night. More like the freaks come out on Missed Connections. Maybe it’s that time of the year? Check out this week’s missed connections below:

Drew Singer – m4m (Henrico County)

I’m looking for a drew singer who used to be hella geek anyways look me up on facebook —- it’s Billy Norwood I’m sure you remember me it’s been at least 15 years

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Waiting in line at da foodtruck – m4w (Hardywood)

You’re a tall glass of ice cold beer, brown hair with bangs… Disappeared before I could say hello, wanna see your tattoos up close and personal. Was in a white thrasher tee, saw you eyeing me

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Skinny Blonde, Polka dot shirt Monroe Park – m4w (Monroe Park)

You were there trying to catch some pokemon. You had my Diglet ready to evolve! If you are looking for a training partner feel free to reply!

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In my throat – w4m (Ruther Glen)

Attractive black looking for young clean friend. Reply with picture and stats. I do not host but i can travel.

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James Center Y – m4m (Downtown)

We were both working out in the abs room. You got a stiffy watching me finish up my workout. Let’s go somewhere else and see if I can help you with that…

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Missed connection fantasy – m4w (Moseley)

I thought this would be a fun idea. Let’s run into each at a Home Depot or Lowe’s. A simple errand could turn into some fun. I’m attractive, 5′-9″, stocky build, brown and gray hair. Let’s be spontaneous and adventurous!

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Thin Furry buddy wanted for total body worship – m4m (Richmond City area)

Hello Men, I’m looking to make friends with a furry man that enjoys being pampered, I’d like to host you, jump in the jacuzzi tub, receive a top notch massage from head to toe. If you enjoy being the center of attention hit me up….. you must be thin and have a hairy body that loves attention.

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Your feet – m4w (rva)

So not so much a missed connection but rather just a hope that there might be an attractive girl who’d be interested in making me massage her feet and paint her toes etc. Obviously I have a foot fetish, lol. Anyways, I’m an attractive, fun, and most importantly, sane. Yes, I know, it’s craigslist, but it’s worth a shot. More than happy to pay a girl if that’s what it takes.

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Your friends went to the bathroom – m4w (Home Sweet Home)

Missed my chance to talk to you because my friend was super-drunk and needed attention. Had a line and everything…let’s at least laugh about it?

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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