Best of RVA Missed Connections 3/21/17-3/28/17

by | Mar 28, 2017 | WTF?!

In this week’s episode of stolen glances and missed chances, Richmonders continue to come close to making a connection, and yet again seek the helpful aid of Craigslist. Perhaps you’re the girl with the bee tattoo, the Adonis on the skateboard in Carytown, or even the Giovanni Ribisi type who was sipping coffee on the outskirts of the Church Hill Irish Festival this weekend. Read on to find out!

Bartender Leslie – m4w (Ric) I hope our conversation Friday intrigued you, rather than offended you. Text me!!!
Yours (if You want me to be), Pathetic Dirty Old Man

Reply to post here.

Golds gym colonial heights – m4w
We crossed paths the whole time during our workout. You ran on the treadmill next to me. You were always on the machine next to me. You parked right in front of me . I tried to hang outside for a few to intentionally run into you but you snuck out the parking lot when I didn’t see. Not that I ever think you would see this or read these. If so reply , I would love to take you out.
You know if this is you.

Reply to post here.

Girl with the bee tattoo – m4w (RVA)
You let me cut in front of you at Wal-mart yesterday (3/27) I struck up a conversation about your bee tattoo and bee keeping. If you’re reading this I think you’re really cute and would love to grab a drink sometime. Reply to this ad if you’re interested.

Reply to post here.

next door dude with red truck – m4m (richmond)
You’re the dude in apartments next door with red truck, seems we check each other out every time we see each other – definitely want to meet you. You seem like a regular guy, brown hair, usually wear ball cap, slender, always working on your truck. I’m on the slender side too, 5’11”, blond, outdoors a lot when I see you and want to talk and see where this goes. Very discreet, laid back guy here, keep things to myself. Hit me up if you happen to see this and want to talk.

Reply to post here.

Light skin guy with beard at apartments near hopskins – m4m (Richmond)
HMU if this sounds like you
Hmu if this sounds like you
HMU if this sounds like u

Reply to post here.

Hot guy with gorgeous eyes – w4m (Chesterfield)
I work with you. I think you’re hot and have the most incredible eyes. I think about you often and wonder if you feel the same. If you think this is you, put my favorite movie in the subject. If you respond, I know I have a chance.

Reply to post here.

Five guys girl. Sam c. – m4w (Five guys on broad at vcu)
Bought one too many five guys burgers on Wednesdays just to see you. You are short with intense eyes. I think your name is samantha. C. I am the slightly over weight guy who smiles and leaves the moment I get my order. I wore a white collar outfit the first time I saw you. I had a pen in the pocket like a geek.

Reply to post here.

Carytown Skateboard – m4m (Carytown)
To the guy boarding down the middle of Cary in Carytown….good god, man….great looking, seemed nice. I wish you would ridden by again;)

Reply to post here.

Happy hour the other day – m4m (Near Downtown)
Hey bud. Enjoyed the drink. Story about the pic was a good one. It’s not the girls you can’t bring around, is it? Age in ad refers to you.

Reply to post here.

Weathered Giovanni Ribisi type at SubRosa – m4m
You: A slightly weathered and dinged up version of Giovanni Ribisi sipping a coffee outside SubRosa during the Church Hill Irish fest.

Me: A hotter version of Clint Howard wearing lime green corduroy pants with a belt buckle that has a visible arrow pointing downward that said “Kiss It, it’s Irish”. I was also wearing a “Make America Great Again” cap.

I listened to your conversation with your hipster friend where you riffed on Cheers and Miami Vice and knew you were the guy for me. I was hoping you would notice my belt buckle after I gave you a subtle smile but alas it was all for naught. Maybe that 6’4″ hunk in the kilt noticed my subtle smile?

Reply to post here.

Charlotte Woods

Charlotte Woods

Multimedia journalist. Creative writer. Geek. Gamer. Bookworm. Lover of red wine and sunshine. Bachelor of Arts - The New School. Master of Science - Virginia Commonwealth University.




more in community

Three Tall Ships, One River, 250 Years of American History

Editor's Note: RVA Magazine is partnering with the Virginia Museum of History & Culture on coverage related to America's 250th anniversary, including Richmond SailFest and the upcoming IllumiNation. Also, filmmaker Justin Black of Headwaters Down is sailing aboard...

Richmond’s Funniest Weekend Returns With 2nd Best Comedy Fest

It’s time for the 9th Annual 2nd Best Comedy Fest running June 11–13, 2026. The Coalition Theater hosts this annual event, and is the brick-and-mortar heart of Richmond's alternative comedy ecosystem. Calling it the 2nd Best Fest is a beautifully defensive undersell...

Local, Latino and A New Richmond Cosmos

Tucked into the alley behind 2512 West Main Street, a fever dream of the cosmos has taken shape across a brick wall. The mural is the collaborative work of four Latino artists working in and around Richmond: Visibly Hidden, Monolith, Mars, and Sol. A distant Earth...

The Mayor of Sunny Mart

There are certain people who become part of a neighborhood so slowly that nobody notices it happening until one day they realize the place would feel strange without them.   If you’ve spent enough time around The Fan late at night, then you probably know Sunny Mart....

Sojourner Truth and Why Her Story Still Matters

Editor's Note: This is a companion piece to our preview of Songs of Truth, the new musical inspired by the life of Sojourner Truth. This essay from Christian Detres takes a closer look at the woman behind the legend and the enduring relevance of her story. Sojourner...

Replanting His Life in America, Leaving Behind Everything He Knew

Following is an updated excerpt from the book, Portraits of Immigrant Voices, in honor of Immigrant Heritage Month, which is celebrated during the month of June throughout the United States to honor the contributions and resilience of the newcomers who have shaped our...

Review | Get In My Boca! What’s Happening at the Triangle?

Every time I go to the Aldi on Arthur Ashe at Broad St., En Su Boca tries to seduce me with its tequila and tacos perfume. It doesn’t work all the time, but I feel the pull when I’m browsing the nonsense in Aldi’s middle aisle. I once bought sweatpants there. I’m not...