Valentine’s Day is almost here, and the Missed Connections are here to prove that all some of us really want is someone to make us feel special. Meanwhile, others of us are total creeps who have no idea what constitutes appropriate public behavior. Just because we’re laughing at your Craigslist post doesn’t mean we approve in any way, you sketchballs.
Elsewhere in this week’s edition, we find some Coppola customers who want to enjoy more than just the cannolis, as well as a heartfelt plea to use condoms when you’re getting with a random internet hookup. This is good advice I hope all of you are following.
We’ve also got a sad camper whose tent is too lonely these days, livestock owners looking to chat about turkeys and ducks, and some always-adorable comic-con love. We’d all be lucky to have someone describe us as “a cute nerdy ball of sunshine,” right?
Shine on, Virginia.
Like every year Valentines Day is around the corner and I would like to chill w/ someone for a change. A girl likes to get dressed up and go out on the town. We can just have dinner together or go to the movies. I like keeping it simple.
You saw me jerking off on my porch (Bon Air)
I was playing with myself on the porch. You rode by and rode back the other way. Should have stopped in the parking lot so I could hop in! I am still here.
I’m stepping up to the plate this month. I know moved to slowly Olivia and I missed my opportunity. I’m not missimg out. Not this time.
Don’t be afraid to compliment a beautiful woman, start a nice conversation with a pretty girl, or ask a girl at the gas station is she single. GET THOSE DIGITS!! BE BOLD!!
I missed my chance 2 weeks ago and I’m not missing out again. All it takes is a smile and a Hi how are you from a nice guy.
Theres some good men out here that dont want to be lonely ladies. All it takes is a Hello
Many Public Health Departments Give Out Free Condoms
Now that everyone in Norfolk is going to Bdirti. com to find people to sleep with the amount of people having unprotected “you know what” is going to go up. Don’t make excuses. When you find someone on there you are going to meet, go buy some rubbers or go to your public health department and get some for free. Better safe than sorry.
Last Friday I walked in and noticed you right away with your orange beanie. I was hoping you would take my order, but your coworker did. You kept catching me looking at you. I got a cannoli to go just so I could give you my number, but then I chickened out (also the cannoli was dope). I even had it written down already.
Saw you at Sheetz just now.
Seemed like you were looking at me.
I was just wondering, if there was something I needed to know.
Our last dinner was spaggetti (Stafford Garrisonville)
You was moving around the time we had spaghetti or maybe was burritos . Frank threw a bill at your friend . Where are you now!!!!
Ride of your life(f..k machine (Richmond)
If you want the ride of your life I have what you need. A true f..k machine that will not stop till you are satisfied. From nice and slow to hard and fast. I have pics to share of it and me but to get them I need some of you and what you are into
Hot guy in fairly revealing outfit , tell me what it was
You disappeared! I know the reason. I still think about our meeting in the parking lot. You’re gorgeous and I can’t get you out of my mind. I’m a big fish in the ocean, you know who I am. You shop at Wegman’s.
Sexy brunette at Target (Bell Creek)
To the sexy brunette in the Beauty section at the front of the store with the black leggings……WOW!!
Youre a very beautiful and sexy woman. Shame you have a ring on that finger. If you were ever down for a little fun, id love to go downtown on ya
If you think this is for you, respond and tell me what I was wearing or something to know its you
Beautiful fiery Redhead at the frt counter as you walk in,,, You are a amazing woman
Do you reflect light and joy to everyone in your orbit? Have you seen things that can’t be unseen? Have you unfairly been moth balled during your prime? Laid back office seeks experienced, under-employed Disco Ball for afternoon pop-up dance parties and random joy spreading…..
I just want you to know I thought you were super hot! We spoke about some products but I was wanting to ask more about you. I havent forgotten your name, and Im pretty sure you knew I was digging you, but I couldnt really hit on you at work. I didnt think thats cool. Anyways long shot but hope to hear back.
I always have and I always will
I wish the situation was different.I need you in my life
I miss laying beside you in our tent. Listening to the rain hit the roof. The smell of coffee roasting over the fire. Staying up late to catch catfish. No matter where we went, it was always an adventure- as long as I was with you.
You liked my Jeep at walmart (Stafford)
You were checking out my Jeep and I was checking you out. 😉 If by chance you see this, I’m wondering if you’re single!
Walkin the Dog (Lakewood Farms)
Hot Mom walking her dog with her son around the neighborhood regularly as well as today!! OMG those yoga pants are absolutely amazing on you!! Respond back if you happen to see this!!
Handsome polite guy at Tractor Supply (Fredericksburg/King George)
I have seen you in Tractor Supply buying feed on several trips there, we might have similar ideas- it would be nice to connect and talk about your animals, chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, and guineas. I also raise them. Thanks
Jefferson Hotel Bar (Richmond)
You were sitting at the other end of the bar, looked my way numerous times. You seemed hopeful your guy friend would leave so we could talk, but he never left. Let’s meet up, you were beautiful!
Suit jacket and pants (Richmond Va)
You came in this morning looking for your size in a jacket and pants. Really nice guy. Good looking. And when you turned slightly to try on the jacket, quite an impressive bulge. Full on VPL. If you see this hit me up. Wouldn’t mind getting a few more measurements 😉
Hey there im looking for a girl i met a year ago at biglick comic con
I miss her dearly she was a cute nerdy ball of sun shine
If you fit this description . Whether you onow me or not
Hit me up im going Saturday and would love some normal person company
Forest Hill ABC, have seen you twice M4M (Forest Hill)
Been in twice now and you have rung me up. You’ve been very talkative and friendly, seemingly a bit moreso than simply “doing your job”.
You: tall, average, quasi dorky, scruffy, in essence, exactly my type!
Me: shorter, average, hopefully you can remember something about the brief conversation about Texas we had!
Would love to hear from you!
I know she’s out there (Spotsylvania)
I’m looking for that one woman to be “friends” with. A no-nonsense, fun, safe, clean, and mutually satisfying intimate friendship. Age, race, or looks are not important at all! Some of you may think that you’re not good enough and may not reply. Please don’t think that – you have a lot to offer I’ll bet! I’m a white man who is divorced and unattached, in my late 40’s and unwilling to waste time and let life pass me by. I don’t care what age you are or what race you are or what you look like. Just be clean and disease free (as am I) and let’s talk and see if you’d like to get together to share friendship and intimacy. I can be very discreet if you are in a relationship and just want some “special attention” from a “friend with benefits”. We can swap photos if you want and I’ll answer any questions you have…just ask. And to help make you stand out from all of the junk and spam that I’ll get, in the subject line please put your favorite ice cream flavor. 🙂
Beautiful blond working in the Administration Bldg (Goochland)
If I’m lucky enough to be going through Goochland just before 8 I see you getting out of a white SUV with personalized plates. Petite woman with long blond hair. I’m not making excuses 😉 but I’d love to get to know you better if you’re not seeing anyone. If you are he’s a damn lucky man because you are gorgeous!
Wawa- we were both pumping gas (Fredericksburg)
You were a lovey gal in a dark Toyota Corolla. I was in uniform in my white Buick with the bike rack attached in the back. I’d love to chat. Early morning this day.
