It’s time for another week of Missed Connections from around Virginia — where, in a lot of places, blue-tailed lizards are more than just a metaphor. If you grew up in the country, you know what I’m talking about; growing up, it was always hilarious when a lizard foiled my hungry cat and left him holding onto a little blue tail with one claw. Chill out, kitty, you know there’s food in your bowl.
Speaking of food, winter is a great time for hearty meals, and a whole bunch of you are apparently dining at Outback these days. Sounds like it’s a real meat market around there, and I don’t (just) mean steak. Meanwhile, it seems like everyone else’s missed connections are happening in grocery stores. Have we got food on the brain, Virginia? Or was everyone just getting prepped for the “big game”?
Either way, we strongly support that smiles-across-the-milk-aisle vibe. Buy one of those high-end frozen pizzas and invite that cutie over for a Netflix date. That’s what winter’s all about.
Snuggle up, Virginia.
Virginia has a lot of lizards that will leave you holding on to their blue tail.
Dang Tyler you were so hot. U got behind me to buy a lotto ticket.
I wanted to do bad gay things to you.
HAD LUNCH TODAY 1/28 IN THE BAR AREA IN A BOOTH YOU WERE NOT MY SERVER, BUT I COULD NOT STOP LOOKING AT YOU AND YOU KEPT LOOKING AT ME, WHEN I WAS LEAVING YOU HELD BOTH DOORS FOR ME AND MY GUEST , IF U SEE THIS HIT ME UP AND TELL ME WHO YOU THINK I AM?
You confessed to having a crush on me to my coworker the other night. All you had tp do is ask for my number. I don’t speak Spanish.
Your cherries tipped over in your basket at your car. When you went to pick them up I commented about them. I mentioned I liked another type.
What type was it??? If you have snap or qwikmeet tell me what name you go by…
We passed each other on a city trail mid-day Sunday; I was running, and you were walking. I commented on how well behaved your dog is. I like to think we can tell a lot about a person by how they interact with their pets.
Would love to grab a cup of coffee. 3
I am the type of girl you never met, but always wanted to. I wanna have fun. I hardly complain and I don’t get mad easily. Do you wanna know more? Curious about me? If you’re the fun type of guy, caring and most of all, spontaneous…one who doesn’t shy away from a little bit of craziness, then I want to know you!
Never attempted this. But you were white female walking out of the Chester target with what looked like could have been your sister and I stopped to just In case you were crossing into the parking lot. Wasn’t expecting the smile and wave but damn if it hasn’t consumed my mind. Something about that smile. Hoping to find you and seriously regret not turning around and at least seeing that smile again and talking to you.
Tonight, Saturday, 630ish. I bumped into you on the milk aisle. You were getting eggs. You made a awesome comment on your Ass. Which made me do a double take. I wanted to comment but didn’t know who you were with. I would love to chat with you. Send me a note if you ever see this.
We were in line just before close. You had a few more things and let me go a head of you. I thought you were super cute. If this is you reply with what I was buying. If you’re on Quickmeet let me know what name you go by.
I was at wendys on Saturday, saw you standing in line with an older man. You’re a cute thin twink with dark hair. If you like older men, I’ll be your daddy.
Long line at the Gayton Kroger checkout. Want to meet up for a coffee sometime?
We talked for a little while this afternoon. Really wanted to talk more but had to go to my lane when it became available. Message me my son’s birthday and your name if it’s you. Would love to chat.
Im sure youll never see this, but we met tonight. Im the driver with the charm and wit;) You were with a non-gf whose name begins with an M. Nice guy, you are. Handsome too:)
I arrived late, and you were having drinks with friends. We eyed each other several times as I was playing. If this finds you, please message me so I can take you out.
Hi to the neighbor lady that lives doors down from me. I’ve live here for 17 years and have had a crush on you the whole time. You are married and your husband use to be a chef. I would really like to get to know you if you’re willing to meet sometime. Hint— you and him went to Gaston fishing about 2 months ago…
You pulled over beside me Friday evening on afton mtn and asked if I pulled over because of the fog. Couldn’t tell if you wanted something else. If so message me with what you were driving or what I was driving.
So chance you won’t see this but I’ll try anyway. you had came into my shop today with one of your army coworkers. He was being deployed to Japan and I kinda missed heard where you were going. any way wish I got to talk to you some more before you leave tomorrow. if you see this I would like to keep in touch with you. hope this finds you.
you were blond and had glasses
Getting haircut Tuesday you smiled (at someone? Maybe me?) nodded said hello and I made a terrible attempt to do the same not being able to figure out what was happening.
Not sure if you’ll see this but I thought you were handsome.
I saw you (female) walking by while I was grabbing wine, you passed me before I could stop you- we actually live in same apartment complex next to the food lion in Carrollton, if you see this, would love to follow up
I was sitting at the tables eating and you were waiting on your order. Every time I looked up you were looking at me,than when you left you smiled real big and waved. I got up to talk to you but you vanished!
I’m looking for someone I can text/talk on the phone with and possibly go out eat, movies, museums, wine and 420 friendly. We should exchange pics and see where things go. I’m a younger woman attracted to men between 30-46 not a deal breaker. I am single and straight but open to female friends.
contact with me: holly265jhhb***(at)g_mail***
You are a cute female, sitting at bar Sunday afternoon with your friends. I came in for take out order, sat down and chatted for a minute while I waited. You are an Eagles fan. Wish I’d had time to have a beer with you! ☀️