At this time…

by | Apr 20, 2009 | POLITICS

Today’s date is 4/20/2009, a day which many of you are likely to spend in a state of contemplative reflection. As you traverse the emotional spectrum from misty-eyed nostalgia to existential giddiness, to Funions, remember that today is about a shared moment, a collective.

Anyway remember as you journey through the forgotten caverns of memory and lung capacity, remember…


Today’s date is 4/20/2009, a day which many of you are likely to spend in a state of contemplative reflection. As you traverse the emotional spectrum from misty-eyed nostalgia to existential giddiness, to Funions, remember that today is about a shared moment, a collective.

Anyway remember as you journey through the forgotten caverns of memory and lung capacity, remember…

Well, have a good one. And while we at RVA Magazine will not be partaking in popular festivities (not due to any sense of moral superiority, or respect for the law, but because we are inherently opposed to celebrations of all kinds,) we wish for you a cheery disposition, tasty food, good friends, a cheery disposition, tasty food..

Aw, fuck it.

*spark*

:deep inhale:

Happy Holidays, Richmond,

-The Guy On The Couch

Matt Ringer

Matt Ringer

A meat popsicle.




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