[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] R-Words players in suits filed onto the two team buses in the Minneapolis morning chill. Police squad cars bracketed the proud caravan escorting the...
Washington R-Words Week Eight Recap: Verily, Verily, Griffin Will Return
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] "He won't eat his dinner," Tanya Snyder said to her husband, Dan, as he walked into the Snyder manor front door. [WARNING: I will be using the term...
Washington R-Words Week Six (Non) Recap: Top 16 Reasons Why the R-Words are Terrible
The R-Words are 1-5, and dipping back into last season, have lost 18 of their last 22 games. Winning only four games over the last two seasons is the worst record of any NFL team. Luckily, misery has company. The R-Words are 1-5, and dipping back into last season,...
Washington R-Words Week Four Recap: Captain’s Log Stinks So Bad, Fans Leave Early
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] "He's ready for you," said a suited, serious man, holding the door barely ajar which read: Dan Snyder, Owner. "But it's so dark in there," responded...
Washington R-Words Week Two Recap: Griffin Attempts to Turn Clock Back, Hurts Self Again
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] "Baylor statue, these clock hands are huge!" said Robert. Everyone knows RGIII always says "Baylor statue" when he's frustrated, so no one below flinched....
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