Humans tend to suppress difficult times in their memory. Places, people, and things connected to these dark times, when encountered, tend to precipitate flashes in our brains, bolstering the suspicion that, yes, I was surgically engineered in a lab as a military...
Washington R-Words Update: A Dan Snyder X-Mas Carol
It was an abnormally cold night, even for FedEx Field in December. And unfortunately for one Daniel Snyder, the offices were no refuge from it. Ticket sales were down. Robert Griffin III jersey sales, once the cash cow of the franchise, had halted. It was an...
Washington R-Words Update: Tail of the Tape Worm
Much like the plot of every M. Night Shyamalan film since The Village, the R-Words are full of holes. Blame has been hurled at every Washington coach, owner, player, and manager. Some even believe there is an evil hex on the team. Much like the plot of every M. Night...
Washington R-Words Update: A Chance to Say Goodbye is All We Want for X-Mas
X-Mas has come early, R-Words fans. We typically have to wait until January for the off-season, the real football season for the R-Words, to start. This year, the off-season is in full swing as R-Words fans are adorning their X-Mas trees with X-Mas lights. X-Mas has...
Washington R-Words Update: The Fall Of RGIII
[WARNING: I will be using the term “R-Words” throughout this article because I have no idea what’s right anymore] What a ride, R-Words. The benching of RGIII signals the end of the roller coaster, a sudden stop that jolts our upper bodies forward over the waist...
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