Best of RVA missed connections 4/2-4/6

by | Apr 8, 2015 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

Last week was a banner week for missed connections and that is a truly hard act to follow.

Last week was a banner week for missed connections and that is a truly hard act to follow. Luckily though, this farmer is ready to harvest with the beautiful weather outside.

And while I pull corn off its stalks to prepare for the upcoming season, you should read about a man putting his ‘thing’ in somebody’s ‘cornhole’ in this week’s best of missed connections.

Delphae1.. – m4w (RVA)

alpha requests docking,i must see you…can u sneak away for a little bit today… I’m extremely horny right now,i want to put my thing in your cornhole..if you like the idea of this at the very least sendor text me a pic……..a.s.a.p.!!

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Thanks for every inch – m4m – 53 (chesterfield)

age : 53 body : average height : 5’11” (180cm) status : married

Thanks for giving me every inch of that beautiful cock. It made me crazy hot. I know we did not talk much and i regret it. I would have liked to have gotten your name so we could repeat. It was fun outdoors. Please tell me where we did it and see if we can hook up again.

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tall and gorgeous – m4w (richmond)

I see you at work every day. This probably won’t be a permanently missed connection because I’m not shy. Neither are you.

You seriously brighten my day – you are hilarious, wicked smart and stunning! Crushing big time! So when I do get around to it, I just want you to know you are worth the very best, and I think you’ll really enjoy how I treat you. I won’t worship you, but pretty close anyway. And I’m not a pushover, but I’m sure you don’t want a pushover.

No more clues – if you respond correctly describing something in my workspace or if you give a cute non-english response as well I’ll will immediately deliver my personal dinner invitation.

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Food Lion off Belmont & Turner Rd – m4w – 40 (n. chesterfield)

age : 40 body : hwp height : 6’4″ (193cm) big booty : sexy,thick with a nice big juicy booty that bounce as you walk

Today, Easter Sunday around noon you had orange cotton like pants with black boy shorts on under them….wonderful sight!! You are a medium/thick built white woman with brownish hair. We locked eyes while we were at the cashier in different lines. Me, 6’4,220lbs light skinned black male….I’m sure you noticed as we glanced at one another. I wanted to talk with you outside the store but noticed you got in a truck with another guy. I just wish I could see you again in something similar to what you wore today. Very sexy and bootylicious!!!! If you see this, respond please.

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fetish wear in Petersburg – m4w

You were in Old Town Petersburg at Longstreet Saturday night having a drink. Wearing a white blouse and black shiny skirt. A feather was in your hair. Later i saw you with a black leather jacket in the street with a black hat. I would love to speak with you!

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Cary St Gym vcu sat. night – m4m (Vcu)

Super swole guy in a grey tank…working chest I think, looking good bro. Hit me up…

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Hot white guy working the wedding today Foundry Golf Club – m4m – 35 (Powhatan)

age : 35 body : average height : 6’3″ (190cm) status : single

You were working, I think they called you Josh nice package could see your man hood every time you moved walked etc.

If you see this I wood love to meet you.

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MY… – m4w (rva)

cock is swollen and throbbing thinking about you,you should see it i can carry a whole blanket with it,with no hands,if i can’t see you now send me some photos,your master.

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Red Cowboy Boots, Uptown Alley – m4w (Chesterfield)

We’ve locked eyes before, seems to happen a lot on the dance floor.

What can I say, I can’t help watching your boot-scootin’.

You were wearing a pink top last night, long blonde hair, and those faded red cowboy boots.

You leave early, and I never get a chance to talk to you. I’d like to know your name, at the very least.

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Katy, Katy, Katy!! – m4w – 48 (Airport)

This isn’t really a missed connection……we used to “date” all the time. Mostly it was car dates, sometimes it was the outdoor shed and a few times we met at the park……we stopped seeing each other about 3-4 years ago…..I want to re-connect with you again! Let me know the first letter of your last name…..if you respond….if you see this….

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Lowe’s on Broad near VCU – m4m

Hey you helped me today when I came in today looking for hose connection accessories and you were super nice. You got really close to me as we looked through some of the boxes. There seemed to be some good vibes. Would love to meet for coffee sometime. Hope you see this.

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Target White Oak 4/2 3pm – m4w

I was behind you in line you were petite with a toddler who was helping you load items on to the conveyer belt

We spoke a few words to one another

I saw no ring on your finger and figured maybe this would work

Very cute you were and drove a jeep so double points

Holla if us hear me

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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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