Two Minute Throwbacks: Sportsbar

by | Jul 15, 2010 | MUSIC

There’s two kinds of garage bands: those who’s musical endeavors are limited to practicing in their parent’s basement between rounds of bagel bites, and those that take firm grasp of the loud, fuzzy, rawness of the pre-digital era and channel it into the kind of rock n’ roll you can fuck, fight, or party to, or all three. Sportsbar is the latter.

The band, which features Kemper Blair on vocals and bass, Stuart Holt on drums and backing vocals, and Cliff Boyd on guitar, has been around for less than a year, but their roots go back almost a decade. Kemper and Stuart, who grew up together in Richmond’s West End, have been conspiring musically since at least 2003, in bands such as Rabbits, Dead Goats, and most recently, Cubscout and the Rhinocerous.

There’s two kinds of garage bands: those who’s musical endeavors are limited to practicing in their parent’s basement between rounds of bagel bites, and those that take firm grasp of the loud, fuzzy, rawness of the pre-digital era and channel it into the kind of rock n’ roll you can fuck, fight, or party to, or all three. Sportsbar is the latter.

The band, which features Kemper Blair on vocals and bass, Stuart Holt on drums and backing vocals, and Cliff Boyd on guitar, has been around for less than a year, but their roots go back almost a decade. Kemper and Stuart, who grew up together in Richmond’s West End, have been conspiring musically since at least 2003, in bands such as Rabbits, Dead Goats, and most recently, Cubscout and the Rhinocerous.

I got a chance to see Sportsbar (previously known as Shart Attack) play in Church Hill last night, and though the set lasted no longer than twenty minutes, and the room was cramped and hotter than hell, the band used the nasty conditions to their advantage, and killed it. For a band as straight-forward as Sportsbar, there’s a lot to be said about the band’s musical style. Kemper’s vocals manage to meander between higher range singing and a certain hoarse yell, while his work with Stuart on the rhythm section mixes a little bit of throw-back pop rock with a little bit of post-hardcore and some mid-nineties punk for good measure. Cliff’s classic fuzzy distortion and occasional shredding ties the whole thing together into a hard, loud, straight-up rock sound. It could be a stretch, but at a glance I would say that if Cheap Trick made a bad decision after a night on the town, and happened to go home with Hot Water Music, Sportsbar is what would happen nine months later.

Another, much simpler way to put it, is that the band takes an older, well-worn, sound, and puts that classic Richmond rawness into it. Contemporaries could include bands like Little Master and The Sreaming Females (not from Richmond, but still east coast, and sharing in similar qualities). Though the band has no recordings available currently, rumor has it they are hard at work on a yet untitled album, presumably for digital download, and if their previous endeavors are any clue, it should be worth the wait. Though their next confirmed outing is not ‘til August 7th at Strange Matter, random last minute appearances are not uncommon for this crew, so keep your eye peeled.

sportsbar 1

sportsbar2

sportsbar 3

sportsbar4

sportsbar5

sportsbar7

sportsbar8

RVA Staff

RVA Staff

Since 2005, the dedicated team at RVA Magazine, known as RVA Staff, has been delivering the cultural news that matters in Richmond, VA. This talented group of professionals is committed to keeping you informed about the events and happenings in the city.




more in music

Bijoux Nouveau Found Her People in Richmond

"My overwhelming feeling is gratitude for the jewels in my life since moving to Richmond and finally feeling welcomed. Feeling welcomed into this community is one of the most honoring gifts I could receive. We’re all looking for that sense of belonging.” — Bijoux...

Halloweek 2026! Our Guide to Richmond’s Halloween Madness

Halloween is Richmond to its core, and it all starts this weekend. We don't have to sell you on it. Go have fun, get weird, and let's all meet up for the All The Saint's Halloween Parade in Oregon Hill. Just be safe, don't drink and drive. Welcome to Halloweek 2026....

Tim Barry Part 2 | Richmond, Family & November Fest

Tim Barry just released his ninth full album, Clear Blocks Ahead. He and I had a long, overdue conversation about everything and nothing, but sometimes about that new album. In part one of this three-part series, I brought up my first AVAIL show and found out that it...

RVA Live Music | Thundercat, Glimmer, Deathcat, Rikki Rakki

Lotta indie and a lot of dreamy shoegaze with a healthy dose of funk and hip hop this week. Got a show coming up? New single? Simply want someone to talk music? Hit us up at griffin@rvamag.com. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ormQQG2UhtQ Thundercat,...

Thundercat Has Entered the Chat

Next Saturday, October 17th, the weird, funky spaceship that carts Thundercat around will land in Richmond for his show at The National. As a massive fan, I will absolutely be there. His is the kind of unique sound that makes a concert a “happening.” A funk so deep...

Topics: