So there’s everything from gorillas and bananas to a shared love of Big Mac sauce, to soup farts in this week’s edition of RVA’s Missed Connections.
So there’s everything from gorillas and bananas to a shared love of Big Mac sauce, to soup farts in this week’s edition of RVA’s Missed Connections. The weird and wacky need love too and hopefully with this post they can find their long lost love…or ape.
Lots of apes, only one gorilla – w4m
While I’ve been entertained by all the primatic chest thumpings and grunts that have filled my inbox, the post was meant for one specific primate.
Your mating calls to eat my “furburger”, tie me to a pole, meet me in Short Pump to suck my feet, ect. are falling on deaf ears. Because I have a vagina, it certainly would not be difficult to find any old monkey with a banana who would be willing to do any of those things.
HOWEVER, there is only one gorilla who makes me crazy. I won’t swing down the vine to communicate with anyone but him. I’ll continue to listen to all the monkey chatter through the trees, but will only respond to the Gorilla.
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McDouble with Mac Sauce & Lettuce – m4w (henrico)
Today I decided to eat McDonalds for the first time in 6 months. I stopped by the one on Staples mill and it happened.
You : Very cute blonde with braided hair who likes big mac sauce & shredded lettuce on her mcdoubles.
Me : Hungry, bearded, wearing a striped hooded sweatshirt and driving a green Mercedes Benz. Also a fan of mac sauce and lettuce.
You told me you thought you were the only person who liked their burger the same way. I smiled and told you that was the only way I ate them. You smiled back and we both hesitated a second after you gave me my change. I wanted to say something, but felt awkward.
I normally wouldn’t flirt with a girl on the job. I know you probably get harassed daily. I try to be at least a little classy and just left things as they were.
There’s a slim chance that you’ll see this, but if you do I’d love to take you to dinner and a movie sometime.
Send a picture with your email so I know it’s really you.
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missing my hung lawn guy – m4m (Richmond)
i do miss you coming over and doing the lawn and taking a shower and you letting me having my way with you, It was a good thing, to bad it stopped.
If you still do lawn work and want to give it another try please contact me.
those tattoos were hot as hell……
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I farted in your soup – w4m (Laburnum)
You came into my restaurant with your friends, and you were all totally wasted. The tall guy sitting next to you ordered the same basket of french fries like literally four times!
You dared me to fart on your soup and I totally did it and you pretended to be grossed out. You’re weird but it worked. I hope you see this so I can fart out of my vagina when your weiner goes in and out of it.
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Took your breath away – literally – w4m
You like the chase more than the action, I see that now. Maybe part of me wanted to tease & toy with you a little and see how you’d react. Maybe you have too much “it’s complicated.” I honestly hadn’t planned on it, sorta just caught up in desire – guess we have that effect on each other. So if you want to just go back to complete sexual frustration that’s okay too – we’re cool.
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Camel Bartender – m4w (Broad St)
You were bartending at a show that I went to last night. We talked for a moment about a place down in Shockoe Bottom where you used to bartend and where my old band used to play a lot. So awesome that we both remembered! I’ll most likely be hanging out at GWARbar sometime soon – would be awesome if you’d like to join me. I’m pretty sure I have an extra GWAR mug you can use if you want!
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Hung Black Dom wearing a suit on Crenshaw – m4m (Richmond)
Wednesday about 2pm in Carytown I serviced you, I want to finish the job. Tell me what we were trying to help the guy do so I know its you. Hit me back, I need some more of that.
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Gym parking lot blow job – m4m (Richmond)
Blew you yesterday in gym parking lot and wanna do it again. Was hoping you would send email like you promised but knew you were nervous. If you see this, hit me back. Nice work out smell on ya!
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Wanna be used by you 23 year old WM – m4m (Vcu)
Wanna meet up and use me? 23 year old WM 5’6″ 125lb looking for a man to hang out with. Local charity donations preferred 🙂 please contact me and we can get this thing going 😉
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Looking for Charles? – m4m (Richmond)
We blew each other many times back in the day and I think your name was Charles. I haven’t seen you at the bars and would love to see you again.
I remember you had a convertible.
Leave me a way to contact you. Let’s have dinner my treat.
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