April showers bring May flowers? More like May showers, bring more May showers. This month’s dreary weather has made for entertaining missed encounters. Maybe the rain stopped people from going the extra mile, after all, who wants to exchange contact information with the possible love of their life when it’s so wet out? Check out this week’s missed connections below.
April showers bring May flowers? More like May showers, bring more May showers. This month’s dreary weather has made for entertaining missed encounters. Maybe the rain stopped people from going the extra mile, after all, who wants to exchange contact information with the possible love of their life when it’s so wet out? Check out this week’s missed connections below.
Beautiful girl walking a giant dog – m4w (Richmond)
You are by far the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. You have long black hair and a dashing figure.You often wear a Washington Capitals sweatshirt when you walk your dog in my neighborhood. You are always paying attention to your dog so I am never able to get your attention. I like that you put a flower on your dogs collar. I live in the fan and would love to meet you and your pup. I love hockey and I love dogs so we already have two things in common. I hope this reaches you and encourages you to keep your eyes open for me. I have 2 dogs and would love to go on a doggie play date with you.
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LiveLifeRVA on Cupid – m4w
Not sure which is more attractive. You or your brain. Nothing sexier than an intelligent woman who is strong and a force to be reckoned with.
Yes I know the difference between they’re, their and there.
Soccer, ok…
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Korean Beauty – m4w (New Grand Mart)
I am a tall, blue-eyed Caucasian and you are a pretty Korean woman. You were wearing a white with black striped blouse, black pants and tennis shoes. We were in the produce section at the New Grand Mart in Midlothian today, Wednesday. Our eyes met, once, twice and a third time. What are the possibilities? Contact me.
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I was your CMT – m4m (Richmond)
I was your CMT this past weekend. You were guy in your late thirties with the nice tats. You told me to spend no less than 20 min on your gleuts and inner thighs. You were fully aroused the entire session and kept on taking off your draping because it was “too hot”. I kept it professional and moved your hand away first from my chest and then from my crotch. I felt awkward when we said our goodbyes… But you still gave me an unreal tip. I can’t stop thinking about you. How do we go about this in an appropriate way? Tell me what you talked to me about… That ONE topic and which spa. BTW I can’t believe you came from a thigh massage! I had quite the mess to clean up.
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re: Wish you would tell me….how to use punctuation and capital lette
Please stop trying to condescend to someone else when you, yourself, sound like an idiot. Your grammar is total shit. Maybe you should be browsing some of those same Google results for punctuation and capitalization tips and also not posting online when you sound straight up fucking retarded. There’s nothing cute or charming about being a bitter, hypocritical bitch with a shitty attitude who thinks her opinions are meaningful. Whoever lied to you and convinced you that you were funny and intelligent and encouraged you to share your thoughts with others did you a serious disservice.
You didn’t even spell “Hemingway” right. God, you’re dumb.
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Walking your dog – m4w (Bryd Park)
I was in Bryd park Wednesday the 18th around 12:00. You were walking your dog. I have always wanted a dog like that. But I would rather have you. You and the dog where going down hill towards the back lake. If you see this and would like to meet me for a stroll in the park please send me a reply. Please put what color your pants were in subject line.
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Wanted: Car-Sitter for this Saturday – m4mw (Richmond)
Hello,
I am looking for someone to watch my car for me this Saturday. I need to go out of town Saturday and unfortunately cannot take my car with me.
Some ground rules before you apply:
-You will not be allowed to drive my car.
-You will not speak to my car.
-My car is triggered by “Tapout” merchandise, Bernie Sanders Bumper Stickers and Axe Deodorant due to a previous relationship with a former owner. Please do not bring these things.
My car’s preferred pronouns are “vroom,” “beep beep,” and “aWOOga.”
Please do not make “rrrrr, rrrrrr, RRRR” sounds at my car while turning the wheel. Can be a regular thing if we all click. Also have a wheelbarrow that may need a sitter in June.
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Beard tattoos Exxon – w4m (The fan)
You are tall with tattoos and dark brown hair and beard, pretty fit. You were coming out of the circle k at main and shields with a pack of beer, I held the door for you as you looked me up and down in approval. I was a deer in headlights. Not used to being hit on by guys I find very attractive. If this was you, describe what I look like (height, hair color, etc…)
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RuPaul BOTS – The National – m4m (Richmond)
We stood next to each other all night during the show on Friday night. You were with another guy and I was with a girl. We caught each other’s attention a few times talking about the sticky floor and some annoying other people there. I’m pretty sure you are dating the guy you were with, but I figured maybe we could be friends and maybe hang out somewhere without a sticky floor. If you aren’t dating him, then perhaps I can take you to dinner. 🙂 Tell me why that one guy was so annoying or what you were wearing so I’ll know it’s you.
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Girl with fake baby at Patterson Mcdonalds – m4w (Patterson Mcdonalds)
Just wanted to say too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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