Best of RVA Missed Connections 6/21-6/28

by | Jun 28, 2016 | COMMUNITY

July is right around the corner and that means the weather will be scorching hot. Maybe not as hot as that girl you passed on 1-95, but pretty close. Yes, someone is trying to meet up with a lady he passed on 1-95

July is right around the corner and that means the weather will be scorching hot. Maybe not as hot as that girl you passed on 1-95, but pretty close. Yes, someone is trying to meet up with a lady he passed on 1-95

Check out this week’s batch of Missed Connections:

Patterson YMCA Wednesday afternoons n – m4w

Wow. Just wow. You: brown/reddish hair, early 20s I’m guessing, orange top, black tights. Beautiful all around…..and that booty, my god, that glorious, beautiful booty! Jaws were on the floor. Not really looking to meet you, just throwing a general compliment your way!

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Pennsylvania Woman on I-95 southbound – m4w (I-95)

To the cutie pie in the Sedan that I kept trying to catch up to…hello. WOW what a lead foot! Anyways contact me if you are curious like me. Tell me what I was driving.

TTYS I hope

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Tall, redhead, bearded, raccoon? tattoo on ankle – w4m (Sugar Shack)

I’ve never done this before but you came into my work a few weeks ago. Tall, red headed, bearded. I came around the counter and complimented you on your raccoon(?) tattoo on your ankle. Honestly I can’t remember if it was a raccoon, I was distracted my how cute you were. Anyway I’m average height and tattooed, I doubt you even remember the interaction or will even see this…anyway if you do or if you’re single and at all interested in coffee sometime let me know.

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Don’t get me a Zorb. – w4m

They look fun and all, but I wouldn’t want it without the cup holder and you already spend too much money on eye cream.

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Jessica – m4w (Carytown)

I wish I could have talked with you longer you weirdo. Banter is good, hooves are great and karma is a…….So my friend I was with yelled at me for not asking you out and now I’m resorting to this.

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At Kroger, just now – m4w (Carytown)

I maybe had butterflies in the produce aisle and now I’m posting about it on the internet, fuck

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C-list lady (around richmond)

U know who you r

u cant be trusted. what a shame you continue to correspond with other men when you have what you say you want right in front of you. Guess you is a craigslist ho

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Older guy, khaki pants, khaki shirt, on a bike – m4m

Maybe you thought I was joking? I was not. I whistled because I thought you looked like a hot guy. I know you heard it. If you are still around, let me know where we were and I’ll tell you my exact address and you can come over and I’ll let you know exactly how hot I thought you were.

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panty boy! – w4m (not where I would want to be!)

you both are nasty! I know both of you have been posting here, you were busted!! karma got you both once already but, I’m not satisfied yet!!! you two will be a laughed at everywhere!! so many things to tell!! what will your buddies think??? Lol!!

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Best Interview Ever – m4w (Richmond)

I was hiring. After 3 great phone conversations, we met at Panera. You interviewed for my assistant position. Best interview ever. You were cute, dynamic, fun and intelligent. You also were intimidating. With a hint of inappropriate office games to ensue, I panicked. I hired the guy instead.

Mistake. He’s awful. Or, he was awful. I let him go.I’ve searched for your resume to contact you. No luck. Please contact me!!! The job is yours. Or maybe a drink? coffee?

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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