Best of RVA Missed Connections 7/26-8/2

by | Aug 2, 2016 | COMMUNITY

Summer is flying by, and it’s just as steamy as ever just like our weekly missed connections. Is Steamy the right word? Maybe weird. With hopefuls searching for their one-time fling, chance encounters, or more specifically their “Snow Wolf”- we’ll let you decide what category that falls under, but anyway enjoy this week’s batch of missed connections!

Summer is flying by, and it’s just as steamy as ever just like our weekly missed connections. Is Steamy the right word? Maybe weird. With hopefuls searching for their one-time fling, chance encounters, or more specifically their “Snow Wolf”- we’ll let you decide what category that falls under, but anyway enjoy this week’s batch of missed connections!

CrossFit chick next to Columns on Grove – m4w (Fan)

I know you’ll never see this but you are the sexy dirty blonde CrossFit chick that lives next door to the columns on Grove Ave. Ive been getting to see your sexy ass everyday for the last couple of months!! I fantasize about you asking me in after you come back from a run and having me lick and suck your sweaty feet and toes or you making me eat your sweaty asshole and crack!! I would love to just worship every inch of your hot body!!

Reply to post here

Lookin for Snow Wolf – m4w (SS)

We had a lot of fun the last time we met. I really enjoyed every part of your body. You thought I was a pretty “hot lover” as well. Three hours was good, but I’m sure we can go longer. As long as you don’t fall off in exhaustion again. Do you still like big men with long hair? I know your real name & other nickname. Just reply with those so I know it’s you, if you’re interested & leave me your number so we can get together.

Reply to post here

Downtown Y. 1 pm Thursday shower – m4m (Downtown)

Oh yea, there was a connection based on what I saw and what you saw in return

Definitely want more

Reply to post here

Kindergarten Crush – m4w

Hey Brittany,

At least, I think that’s how you spelled your name. It’s been almost twenty years. I realize this is kinda stupid, but I never forgot the first time we kissed. If you’re reading this, and it still means anything to you, just email me through the thing and tell me what we were doing at the time. The memory is worth more than Gold to me.

God Bless,
Simon

Reply to post here

Here’s an idea… – m4w (RVA)

Would you fucking do something already! Wake the fuck up and live your life. How many times are you going to repeat the same things to see them work for a short time before falling right back to where you were? How much time are you going to waste? It’s starting to piss me off that I even care anymore.

Reply to post here

bike week shirt, corner of blvd & cary – w4m (Richmond)

also, tan cargo pants. and you were with three other guys, all of whom looked *very* confused.

just thought you should know that someone noticed you today. 🙂

Reply to post here

You needed scrap paper – m4w (Ettrick Library)

It was about noon today 7/30/16. You asked me for a couple of pieces of scrap paper. You thought I didn’t hear you, but I was looking around to find you some. If you read this and are interested get back to me. Tell me something that I will know it’s you.

Reply to post here

You made out with me at Strange Matter and ran away – m4w

Saturday night at Strange Matter and you randomly came up and started making out with me.. You ran away with your friends as quickly and unexpectedly as you came.. Who are you??

Reply to post here

Eric you play an instrument at clubs and breweries – m4m (Camel/Isley brewing)

Noticed you a couple times at the camel and Isley brewing. Not sure if your into dudes or would accept some good head, if so hit me up or you have played with him.Noticed you a couple times at the camel and Isley brewing..

Reply to post here

Melissa at Subway in Ashland – m4w (cntrofunvrs)

While you made my sandwich earlier, i kept thinking about how i have to have you for dessert. You are one adorable sexy little lady.We chatted for a few minutes. I was bummed our conversation was cut short. If you want me to taste you, which im pretty sure u do, reply and tell me what you made me for dinner.

Reply to post here

Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




more in community

Thousands of Lanterns to Light Up Dorey Park

The Water Lantern Festival returns to the Richmond area on Saturday, August 22, bringing thousands of glowing lanterns to the water, along with live music, food and what looks like a pretty laid-back way to spend a summer evening. You get a lantern and make it your...

Richmond’s Famous Romantix Mural Gets a New Chapter

For a decade, the mural outside the Romantix adult store, formerly Taboo, on Midlothian Turnpike has been one of Richmond's most debated pieces of public art. Now it's gone, replaced by a new collaboration between tattoo artist and muralist Jesse Smith and Miami-based...

As Funding Shrinks, Richmond’s Safety Net Is Full

She decided to finally leave. Maybe it was after years of abuse, or after one violent night too many. Maybe it was the first time she truly believed that if she stayed, she might not survive. Whatever brought her to that moment, making the call took courage.  On...

Seeing Richmond Through Their Eyes

Editor's Note: Writers Block is an occasional series featuring personal essays, reflections, and creative nonfiction from Richmond-area writers. In Seeing Richmond Through Their Eyes, Gabriella Ryan shares how a month spent showing her Italian cousins around Richmond...

Can Firehouse Put Richmond on the National Theatre Map?

In the electric and perpetually sincere terrain of Richmond’s theatre culture, there are institutions that do more than merely reside, they lead. They serve as a measure of our city's potential beyond its natural aspirations. I've witnessed Firehouse Theatre inhabit...

Photos | Warriors in Bloom at Agecroft Hall

For one weekend, Agecroft Hall stopped being a museum and became a kingdom.  What began as a fundraiser to help launch Richmond's first Renaissance Faire has grown into a destination of its own. Warriors in Bloom, created by the folks at Virago Alley, returned with...

Dispatch from the Lewis Ginter Picket Line

An on-the-ground account of the strike that prompted Jesse Welles and Graham Nash to cancel their Richmond performances. Tensions escalated as Jesse Welles called off his performance at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden yesterday amid an ongoing union fight for higher...