Best of RVA Missed Connections 7/26-8/2

by | Aug 2, 2016 | COMMUNITY

Summer is flying by, and it’s just as steamy as ever just like our weekly missed connections. Is Steamy the right word? Maybe weird. With hopefuls searching for their one-time fling, chance encounters, or more specifically their “Snow Wolf”- we’ll let you decide what category that falls under, but anyway enjoy this week’s batch of missed connections!

Summer is flying by, and it’s just as steamy as ever just like our weekly missed connections. Is Steamy the right word? Maybe weird. With hopefuls searching for their one-time fling, chance encounters, or more specifically their “Snow Wolf”- we’ll let you decide what category that falls under, but anyway enjoy this week’s batch of missed connections!

CrossFit chick next to Columns on Grove – m4w (Fan)

I know you’ll never see this but you are the sexy dirty blonde CrossFit chick that lives next door to the columns on Grove Ave. Ive been getting to see your sexy ass everyday for the last couple of months!! I fantasize about you asking me in after you come back from a run and having me lick and suck your sweaty feet and toes or you making me eat your sweaty asshole and crack!! I would love to just worship every inch of your hot body!!

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Lookin for Snow Wolf – m4w (SS)

We had a lot of fun the last time we met. I really enjoyed every part of your body. You thought I was a pretty “hot lover” as well. Three hours was good, but I’m sure we can go longer. As long as you don’t fall off in exhaustion again. Do you still like big men with long hair? I know your real name & other nickname. Just reply with those so I know it’s you, if you’re interested & leave me your number so we can get together.

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Downtown Y. 1 pm Thursday shower – m4m (Downtown)

Oh yea, there was a connection based on what I saw and what you saw in return

Definitely want more

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Kindergarten Crush – m4w

Hey Brittany,

At least, I think that’s how you spelled your name. It’s been almost twenty years. I realize this is kinda stupid, but I never forgot the first time we kissed. If you’re reading this, and it still means anything to you, just email me through the thing and tell me what we were doing at the time. The memory is worth more than Gold to me.

God Bless,
Simon

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Here’s an idea… – m4w (RVA)

Would you fucking do something already! Wake the fuck up and live your life. How many times are you going to repeat the same things to see them work for a short time before falling right back to where you were? How much time are you going to waste? It’s starting to piss me off that I even care anymore.

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bike week shirt, corner of blvd & cary – w4m (Richmond)

also, tan cargo pants. and you were with three other guys, all of whom looked *very* confused.

just thought you should know that someone noticed you today. 🙂

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You needed scrap paper – m4w (Ettrick Library)

It was about noon today 7/30/16. You asked me for a couple of pieces of scrap paper. You thought I didn’t hear you, but I was looking around to find you some. If you read this and are interested get back to me. Tell me something that I will know it’s you.

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You made out with me at Strange Matter and ran away – m4w

Saturday night at Strange Matter and you randomly came up and started making out with me.. You ran away with your friends as quickly and unexpectedly as you came.. Who are you??

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Eric you play an instrument at clubs and breweries – m4m (Camel/Isley brewing)

Noticed you a couple times at the camel and Isley brewing. Not sure if your into dudes or would accept some good head, if so hit me up or you have played with him.Noticed you a couple times at the camel and Isley brewing..

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Melissa at Subway in Ashland – m4w (cntrofunvrs)

While you made my sandwich earlier, i kept thinking about how i have to have you for dessert. You are one adorable sexy little lady.We chatted for a few minutes. I was bummed our conversation was cut short. If you want me to taste you, which im pretty sure u do, reply and tell me what you made me for dinner.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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