Best of RVA Missed Connections 10/10/17-10/17/17

by | Oct 17, 2017 | WTF?!

RVA Mag is back with a brand new Missed Connections, and its spicer than ever. From a stay-at-home dad crush, to a steamy encounter at the YMCA, a 25-year-old virgin looking for love, and Facebook rivals taking their beef to Craigslist, there’s not a dull moment in this week’s batch.

Ovation Theater Late Comer – m4w (1100 Alverser Dr, Midlothian, VA) 

I saw you come in a few minutes late to the 9pm showing of IT last night 10/16. I watched you as you ascended the rows to take a seat in the very back just behind me. You were quite cute. I was there with a friend, but you were alone. I tried to get a better look at you at the end of the movie, but you had your head down looking at your phone. You didn’t leave the theater right away either. I’d like to get to know you better. If you are interested, just respond. Don’t be late.

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Stay at Home Dad – m4m (Atlee)

Looking for a guy I used to work with that now lives in the Atlee area. He is a bigger white male with a beard in your mid-40’s who’s a full-time dad. His name starts with an M. We used to know each other but it has been several years since we’ve spoken except online. I always thought that you were hot! We are both married with kids, so not looking to ruin anything.

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A past flame that was married– m4w

We hooked up a few times in the fall, always at my place then stopped when I found out you were married. I couldn’t continue, but I miss our conversations and fun times still and would like to chat again. Maybe get some food or something? You were a brunette, white with some tattoos on your shoulder and a belly button ring.

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I’d like another dance Christy (Kristy?) – m4w (The Broadberry)

I was dancing next to you for a while, when we finally shared a quick dance during No BS brass band’s second set, and started to talk. You mentioned you had just moved to the city from Raleigh, and i told you i had been living here all my life. You also pointed out your roommate, and said that y’all lived just around the corner. Your friend/roomie then pulled you away before we could continue the convo, and i couldn’t find you after that. I’m sure she was just being protective, but i’d like to get to know you if you somehow see this…

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we had sex at the hotel on Dickens road – m4w (west end hotel)

We were both not getting what we needed at home. We also got busy during a naptime. So how have you been?

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Sauna Steam YMCA – m4m (Richmond)

I saw you kneeling in Shower looking up at me. Beginning to stretch you hand up side towel.

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Mature women versus younger women – m4w 

More than once, I’ve gotten into a conversation with a woman who is much younger than me, in the 18-22 year range. I’m in my 30s, but I don’t have a preference. I don’t care if a woman is 18 or 48.

What I find is that women who are younger claim to be more open minded, but tend to refrain from oral sex, and really don’t have that high of a sex drive, whereas, women who are over 30 seem to enjoy those things. These women in their early 20s say they like those things and enjoy it, but when it comes down to it, they tend to treat it like it’s a chore. Like I said, I enjoy women, regardless of their age. I just find women in their 30s tend to be more adventurous. Is there a reason for this?

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I want to try it. – m4w (Richmond)

Hi, so apon some advice I got o thought I’d give this a try. I’m a 25 year old virgin and I really just want to be with a girl. Change it. Try some things. It’s pretty sad but I’ve never really actually touched someone sexually and I want to. I just never had the time. Anyways just trying.

Dear FABS (you know)

I see you’re still bragging about your wonderful life on Facebook. When are you going to just start living it and stop trying to convince people? You’re still a joke. And uglier than ever. You still continue to amuse me.

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FABS or DABS – w4m

Hmmmm… never a dull moment here on the missed connections.

“I see you’re still bragging about your wonderful life on Facebook.”

Since FB implemented their “memories” feature you have to look twice to know for sure who posted something. It can be shared by the original poster or anyone who was tagged in the post.

“When are you going to just start living it and stop trying to convince people? You’re still a joke. And uglier than ever. You still continue to amuse me.”

9 times out of ten when people say any of these things they are speaking from their own sense of jealousy and desperation. 9 out of ten. So, let me translate:

1. Damn it. Why can’t I have a life where people love me and I’m happy? Let me ask a question implying falsehood to make you feel bad about yourself.

2. I’m finding it difficult to deal with the psychological impact of my failed efforts to convince our community that you are a horrible person. Uh… um… so, I’ll call you a joke. Yeah, that will change everyone’s mind.

3. I’m running out of cliches and have no idea how to follow up on the last one so: You’re ugly.

4. In conclusion, it’s time to leave the basement and go help mom make supper and that means it’s time to sign off. That’s kinda boring and, actually, my life is kinda boring. Hey, I just remembered that I have online gaming, cable TV, and (ahem)my favorite sock. My life is built around entertainment and that’s why I so desperately need amusement from you.

Makes sense, right? (bats eyelashes)

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Top photo credit: The Broadberry

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