Best of RVA missed connections 3/29-4/4

by | Apr 4, 2017 | WTF?!

This past week might have been the Monument Avenue 10K, one of the largest 10K races in America, but that wasn’t the only thing happening this week. There’s always a missed connection to be had when it comes to finding Mr./Mrs. Right…or right now. Read on for this week’s roundup!

We said hello in Carytown tonight – m4m (Carytown)
I was getting in my car and you were walking toward yours (black Corolla, I believe) and we said hello to each other. It was roughly around 8:45. I thought you were really handsome and I was purposefully checking you out. You were wearing a black shirt on top of a shirt with a white collar. I was wearing a long sleeve shirt wand shorts.

If there was something there, shoot me a message. I’d love to buy you a drink and see where it goes from there. Hopefully somewhere that leads to a nice, sexual climax.

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Muscular guy in the line at Brook Rd. Chipotle – w4m (Glen Allen)

I spoke with you in the line at Chipotle (Brook Rd.) around 9 p.m. on Monday, April 3rd. We spoke about the veggie fajita bowl. You are very muscular and were wearing a T-shirt and running pants. I would like to talk to you again.

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Long line at the post office – m4w

Thanks for holding the door. Let’s spend that long amount time talking over drinks instead of waiting in line next time.

PS – your new glasses look great

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Turned behind me on Hull st. – m4w (JD and Hull st)

Hello to all
Pretty lil white girl riding down Jefferson Davis in a tan or gray Hyundai I think. I waved at you an you turned behind me on Hull st. An jus lik that you disappeared. And it was bout 3am, I was driving a pick-up truck.

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Light skin female blue shirt col Hghts post office – m4w (Colonial heights)

You was at the colonial heights post office, you had parked over by big lots and drove a white car. You was wearing a blue shirt. Wanted to tell you that you are very beautiful. Almost couldn’t take my eyes off you.

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10K race – SSBBW – m4w (Broad St)

Saw you at the Ukrops 10K race yesterday. You are very large womam wearing a shiny green hat. I thought that you were absolutely beautiful and loved your supersized body. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you 😉 To be that bold, confident and comfortable in your own skin is incredibly attractive & sexy. Long time BBW lover just wanted to give you a shout out.

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Vanessa! You’ve been missed! – m4w (Chester)

It’s been almost five years to the day since that unforgettable kiss on the stairs in New York. Now you’re here, and I had to try and reach out to you because I miss your constant laughter and keen sense of humor.

I don’t have a motive. I just want to catch up.

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Carytown Kroger – w4m (Carytown)

We bumped into each other a few times in the freezer section and then our cars were parked across from each other in the lot. I was trying to work up the courage to give you my number while you smoked a cigarette but you finished it quickly.

You’re really cute and it seemed like maybe you had a little interest.

Hmu with a description of the shirts we were both wearing.

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My uber driver – m4w (To Banditos)

I have a policy to not hit on people who are paid to be nice, so I was intentionally not that guy, but I really did enjoy talking to you on the way there.

Tell me something about the friends i was with

You: 30s Asian, you said your mom looked just like you

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One of the better hires I made from VCU – m4w

I hired you soon after you moved to Richmond for school at VCU. It’s been great to see you grow the last 6 years. Happy that you’re doing well. I was always intrigued to learn more about you. Maybe it’s not too late. If this sounds familiar to you, where is your hometown?

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Charlotte Woods

Charlotte Woods

Multimedia journalist. Creative writer. Geek. Gamer. Bookworm. Lover of red wine and sunshine. Bachelor of Arts - The New School. Master of Science - Virginia Commonwealth University.




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