Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where things are getting intriguing! Honestly, during the pandemic, it’s been all I could do to find enough decent MCs to fill up a weekly article. However, this week shows signs of hope — I was actually able to narrow it down to the best ones. Maybe this means we’re all getting out of our houses, finally? Could there be light at the end of this quarantine tunnel?

Maybe so, but first, we need to get through this week. To make that easier for you, I have a variety of hijinks to share, most importantly the tale of some Robinson St. driver who considered hitting a cute pedestrian to get his attention. Let me tell y’all, this never ends well, so be like this anonymous Craigslist poster and refrain.

We’ve got plenty more where that wild tale came from, and a gothic goddess working in the checkout line at a small-town Food Lion is just the tip of the iceberg. Stick around for that, as well as friendly bus drivers, vaccination sweethearts, horse trainers with “bikini area” tattoos, and plenty more!

Get out there, Virginia.

how was your day (Richmond)

sweet skin on my arms
off to dreams of you
of you with me

sheldon from the big bang theory (n robinson st)

You were wearing a blue button up shirt and you didn’t look both ways before crossing the street.. I wish I had hit you maybe than I would’ve had a chance to get your number he-h. You were kinda tall maybe 5’1. You looked like Sheldon from the big bang theory.. I could feel something special, an energy coming from your black dress pants. Let me know if this was you..

Parking lot smile (Richmond, VA)

Kevin, your smile sweet, a ripened plum
Perhaps you were buying a fruit tree to grow yourself

You pulled up next to mine in your black car
Bee-cycles

I felt your radiance under the Saturday Sun
Thank you

Seeking info on the Gothic goddess at the Moneta Foodlion

I’m outspoken, normally the dominant person in the room.
But I can’t hardly speak when I’m in your checkout line.
Someone help me meet her.

Where she at right now??

I seen her last night and she looking very devious
; those intentions on her mind, I read her like a book, she wanted some lit attention

Where she at

Horse Trainer in Madison, VA (Fredericksburg)

It’s been a few years now, I think this summer will be exactly two years. We spent a lot of time emailing, long lovely emails. Your husband had passed a year or so prior to us talking. We were supposed to meet for a beer or two, and take it from there. We continued to communicate after that night, you even got a tattoo in your “bikini area” with the nick name you gave me. You’re a horse trainer and farm hand in Madison, at least you were at the time. We need to grab a beer out near Gordon Road. Summer is coming.

Girl in green leggings working at Colonial Heights Home Depot (Colonial Heights)

You went into work around 4pm yesterday, you had on green leggins cant remember shirt color. Not trying to connect just wanted to tell you girl you are killing it.

Gorgeous woman at YMCA this morning (Petersburg)

It was 9am-ish and you were at the squat rack when I can in. You had on a plum colored tank top and black tights. I kept stealing glances. When you were leaving I tried to catch up to you to talk to you but I didn’t think running after you would be a good look. Perhaps, you’ll see this. Me: tall guy, mesh cap, gray T-shirt.

King George Food Lion and then again at Vinny’s Pizza (King George)

We smiled at each other at the King George Food Lion on the evening of April 28th. Then we saw each other in passing again at Vinny’s Pizza. You suggested we must be stalking each other! No idea who you are or if your single, but you were really attractive and I would love to get to know you! I hope this message finds you well.

J

York co. Bus driver (Williamsburg)

You drive a school bus for York county. Every morning you pass me as I enjoy my coffee outside. We both wave to each other and I see a big smile behind your mask. You are very cute.

Vaccine nurse connection (Herndon)

You were my vaccine nurse Thursday afternoon in Herndon. Dose #1. I’m WM you are WF.

You were so wonderful and kind as you talked me through it. We talked about you being a vaccine activist and you were very inspiring. You gently rolled up my sleeve and even rolled it back down afterward.

Did you sense our connection? Send me a note about the color of my shirt or other unique detail. Let’s meet for coffee sometime.

Blonde in black skirt and heels

I’ve noticed you in the parking lot, and in the building where we work. You have long very blonde hair, and are absolutely beautiful. Every time I’ve seen you you’ve had on a black skirt and heels, and wow you look incredible. We’ve been in a meeting together before and I believe your name starts with M?

Walked right past you yesterday and I believe I caught a smile!

Top Photo by Cas Holmes on Unsplash.

Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where… look, it’s too soon to start talking about things “getting back to normal.” We’re still months away from that (Aside: if you haven’t booked your vax appointment yet, go do that shit! This article will still be here afterwards). But people are definitely getting excited about leaving the house again, and that’s obvious this week, from the tales of dog walkers and bike borrowers to the many, many in-store meet-cutes people fail to close the deal on.

But hey, I’m not mocking — after all, without your botched meet-cutes, what would we even have to read week after week? This week finds an electronics shopper back-to-back with a woman they’re too tongue-tied to even speak to, people whistling at possible joggers (hopefully in a non-creepy fashion), hustling to catch up with someone in a mall, and more tales of lovelorn social awkwardness, all for your enjoyment!

One further COVID-related note: if you’re out here offering praise to people for entering a public space without a mask on and “revealing your beauty to the world” or however you want to word it — I’m side-eyeing you, hard.

Don’t jump the gun, Virginia.

Nice Hoodie at Lowe’s 4/25 10am (Forest Hill Ave)

“Nice hoodie,” you said as we crossed paths. I awkwardly replied, “thanks, likewise!” Once you walked past, I said, “nice shorts,” though I’m sure you didn’t hear me!
If you want to compare hoodies and shorts some time, let me know, handsome!

TRADER JOE’S (Bon Air)

I noticed you walking in & then almost ran you over when you were coming out. Want you to know I don’t generally try to injure beautiful young women 🙂

April with the bright backpack (Charlottesville)

Hey April…enjoyed our conversation at lunch. I headed out a few minutes after you and walked down to the mall area hoping to spot you. You said you didn’t have any plans tonight. Want to make some? If it’s you, I liked that song you had me look up. Tell me what it is again so I know it’s you.

Brunette Wearing Glasses Multicolored Dress at Fairfax Costco Saturday (Fairfax)

You were shopping with your mother/grandmother/aunt early Saturday afternoon (04/24) at the Fairfax Costco wearing glasses and a long multicolored dress. I was about to say hello before time ran out and your shopping partner reappeared…and I didn’t want to bother you. You seemed very sweet. If interested write back.

Short Pump Great Clips

You are the blue haired stylist wishing for a widows peak – my tip made you smile. I like your eyes…..

Dollar General (Chester)

Met you today. we talked about the bad muffler sounds. You like a V8.. and your Dream car.. Any Interest in hanging out?

Delta Hotel (Downtown)

You’re staying at Delta and were walking belle isle yesterday. You mentioned you’d like to borrow a road bike to ride the Capital Trail while here on business — I mentioned this to my husband and he said it would be fine to use his.

Dog Walker, Lake Monticello Neighborhood (Lake Monticello)

Me: Handsome, older, very fit runner with hipster scruff. New to the area. You: Similarly masculine while exchanging a knowing nod and a smile.

If this was you (or if you wish it was you), hit me back and see if we might share interests.

Halifax post office (Halifax)

A few days ago I stopped in to the Halifax post office to check my mail and I had a yellow card indicating a package. I went to the window to get the package and at that time a very very very beautiful, sexy, young black lady walked in, she was not wearing a mask nor was I and that allowed me to see her full beautiful face. She was wearing a lightweight black hoodie with the hood up and lime green track type pants with black stripes down the side of each leg, I said hello and she responded with hello and an amazing smile. I left and ran a few other errands before arriving at Walmart and just as I was walking into Walmart this same goddess of a woman was walking out. I regret not striking up more of a conversation with this beautiful girl. I realize no one uses cl anymore but I’m posting this anyway. If I could just see her again.

Gorgeous woman in Books-A-Million (Colonial Heights)

You were with your daughter looking for Octavia Butler. Wanted to talk to you but you were with your daughter and she was adamant about finding a book on Zorro. You are breathtaking.

Girl at Giant (Oakton)

You passed me and did a slight whistle! I was wearing the pink sweater..leggings and had my hair in a pony tail. You tried to ask if I’m a runner, before my friend interrupted…

Princess Anne Home Depot – Blond Hair Woman (Virginia Beach)

I was in the electronics aisle reviewing extension chords and as I looked up I saw this gracefully beautiful woman enter.. I was struck by her beauty – I’ve not been intimidated by anyone that I can recall in a very long time. So, she stopped and was looking at items on the opposite side of the aisle and we were literally standing back to back. I left the aisle/store and remorsefully regret that I did not tell her of the beauty I saw in her.

Photo by David Marcu on Unsplash

It’s spring, the flowers are in bloom, vaccinations are happening, and here in the Missed Connections, we’re seeing a new and unexpected phenomenon — people developing crushes on their vaxers! Multiple tales of falling for the person who gave you the shot await the reader in this week’s crop of Craigslist hits.

But there’s plenty more fun to be had below, from motorcycle classmates to turtles (not necessarily of the ninja persuasion, but who can tell for sure?). And then there’s the guy in the 3D dog mask — which sounds like something from a BDSM story, though if it can be worn in Kroger, I’m probably on the wrong track.

Of course, it could be worse — as dudes slowing down their vehicles to creep on women (especially women of color) will hopefully learn eventually. Think twice next time, guys — an apologetic Missed Connection is likely to stay missed. Ask all the lovelorn correspondents we’ve published over the years.

Keep it chill, Virginia.

guy with the eyes at 7-11 gas station (the Fan, Richmond VA)

Such a lovely lil interaction. Hopin’ for more 🙂

Looking for lil miss dangerous (Union branch)

We were in motorcycle class together and I told you to call me if you were looking for a riding buddy. I shoulda just told you to call me, I can’t stop thinking about you. I was the older white guy who was “just wrong”. I’d love to hear from you. You have my number.

Fire and Rescue Leesburg (Dulles Mall Medic)

You are such a kind and handsome man! I don’t know what your situation is or if you’ll see this but GODDAMN did you make my day! We were talking about FB groups and cracking up! Oh, your sleeves rock, btw!

Thanks for the jab 😉

Missing My PH and Turtles (Bon Air)

I feel like my life ended when you parted GG. I had so much vested in you. I would’ve done anything for you, the turtles, and others.
Already demonstrated that I’d give up anything. Check.
We were just starting. I know I couldn’t give you what you wanted then. That was then. Please…
Just want to make you happy. Someday.
CB

Re: Are you there frog, it’s me toad

Wash your muddy underbelly, then mayhaps, we can meet at the lily pond & feast upon rhizomes

we almost bumped into each other in the fan thrift parking lot Thursday late aft (Richmond)

You were walking out of the fan thrift 3:45 ish

I was going in.

You WF Curly blonde hair about 5’5.

I was the tall white male we almost bumped into each other in the parking lot.

We should definitely meet for drinks.

I know you smiled. I could see it in your eyes.

I hate these masks.

gold gym gayton crossing (Henrico)

to the guy in yellow shirt and baseball hat with a black short and tennis shoes black. i see you and i want to say that you are cute. Me! brunette with a long sleeve tight shirt and white short doing squat and leg day. you wouldn’t probably see this, but i just want to get to know you and probably go for a walk. who knows if you would ever see this post but i would see you next time at the gym!!! 😘

Guy on 64

Saw you on 64, you were driving a white jeep smoking a huge cigar. You were hot

Marine (NRV)

J,
We never got the chance to become something. Not sure that you even wanted to. I enjoyed every time we had the chance to talk. My brain often went fuzzy on me, like my IQ dropped to allow for my hormones to rise. You left around Xmas, joined up in what I know you’ll be wonderful in. You left though before I could ever hope to make a move and let you know I was interested.
So this is me, letting you know I wish I had the opportunity to get to know you better.
A

P.s.- If you do see this, type the place we worked together in the subject line so I know it’s you.

Harris teeter on bridge road

I seen you a few times while waiting for the bus we even had a small convo before the bus pulled up . I’m the chunky girl with piercing and tattoos . You said your name is mike and got your tats done in Cali … I would like to talk to you more but I’m shy !!!

Guy wearing 3d dog mask 4/13 Kroger on Electric

I know this is a long shot but maybe someone knows him?
Kroger on Electric mid-afternoon. 4/13
You were wearing a 3d dog mask and combat type boots. You were walking out of the store, I commented that I loved your mask. You replied that you liked my Beetlejuice mask. You seemed very polite.

Cute medical staffer who vaccinated me at Convention Center – call me? (Washington)

You (a man with blonde hair, likely 20 or 30-something) gave me the pfizer covid vaccine around 1 p.m. on Thursday, April 15 at the Convention Center. I also have blonde hair, and wear glasses. You asked me about my job and we talked about that for a bit. If you’re a guy who’s also interested in guys, send me an email! I thought you were cute and figured I’d shoot my shot since, uh, you gave me mine. Sorry I didn’t ask for your name.

Dad in Camo Hat at Home Depot (Braddock Rd Annandale)

I was the guy looking at support rails in the bath fixtures section, you were looking at faucets.

You had on a camouflage ball cap, Ramones t shirt and camouflage shorts. I was wearing blue jogging shorts and a red shirt. You stood about a couple inches shorter than me but you were well built with a Dad gut.

You gave me advice on the support bar that was helpful. We ran into each other in another section a few minutes later and had an even more interesting conversation that was even more helpful.

Hope you see this, get in touch, let me know what we were chatting about and let’s continue that second conversation.

Black woman walking dog (20th & S Eads) (Arlington)

Hi. I was looking at you as I was driving. I think it upset you and you might have said something. If you see this, I want you to know it’s not because you’re black and that I might have issue with that; it’s because you are hot so I had to get some eye candy.

Again, please don’t be offended as there was no intent to offend. I just saw someone good-looking and had to watch as I went by.

Stay safe.

Exchanging glances in the veg aisle (Old Town HT)

You, incredibly handsome wm. Me, also handsome wm. We were both in the veg aisle today at HT. We exchanged glances a number of times.

I, had someone with me, otherwise, I would have loved to say hello.

If, by some great stroke of luck, you see this, would be great to have a cup of coffee or a glass of wine.

Top Photo by CDC on Unsplash.

Mom’s only got $80 for bail money, but that’s OK, because you just want to have a good time, right? Well, you might find it this week in the Missed Connections… unless you’re driving a red dump truck down Rt. 17. As a good friend of mine once said, “The future of road rage is now.”

Getting back to what you can look forward to in this week’s Missed Connections; if you ever wondered whether the main characters from Frog And Toad Are Friends were secretly in love, you’ll get your answers this week. And if you like nothing more than some donuts after a haircut, you just might have caught someone’s eye.

But of course it’s always the out-of-towners who tell themselves those myths about Southern girls being sweeter. Trust me, guy, every girl is sweeter when her paycheck’s on the line. Using a woman who is at work as the basis for your comparison is always unfair. But if you want to leave a tip, believe me, we’ll all appreciate it.

Stay out of trouble, Virginia.

Saw you twice yesteday (Richmond)

I saw you twice yesterday. I caught you looking the second time. Tell me if you’re interested. I might be.

Drive Shack RVA (Short Pump)

Was hitting tonight Apr 7th on the 2nd floor with some coworkers and you were our server. Thought I sensed a vibe. You accidentally spilled a beer and some food, but maybe we can recoup the night. What did we decide to nickname the drink(s) that I ordered?

Are you there frog, it’s me toad (Upshur Shire)

I know you don’t usually go to the marsh, but you were there one Friday morning while I was basking in mud. You were wearing brown linen pants and a dark green linen shirt. No shoes. I was wearing brown trousers and was quite muddy on my underbelly.

I know it’s wrong for Toads and Frogs to be together, but we kind of work.

Wish you would come by the marsh more often.

Miss you,
Toad

Starbucks-“Hows it hanging?” (Parham)

Need I say more?:) If its you, hit me up.

Saw you at the Lazy Parrot tonight

You were sitting at the the table right beside my friend and me, I was treating her to dinner for her birthday. You had two girls with you, I believe it was your daughter and one of her friends. We made eye contact a couple of times and left the Parrot right after each other. You told your daughter you only had $80 for bail money if she got in trouble. You looked familiar but not sure if we ever met or chatted before, would love to talk sometime if interested.

Blonde southern Belle, Livy’s icecream (Collinsville)

In the area for the races. To the blonde working on Friday, you are so pretty and the polite southern hospitality is so attractive to me. Especially compared to the snotty, self entitled girls from upstate ny where I live. Everytime I come down south I dream of being able to date a girl like you.

Bridge Crossing Beauty (Burnt Bridge Yorktown, VA)

To:
The absolutely amazingly beautiful brunette woman regularly sitting outside with her older family member enjoying a smoke. Thank you. Your presence at the door when I drive by in the afternoon/evenings is much appreciated. I gathered the nerve to approach you both over the winter…no scotch that night!

If interested, please reply!

Young guy conversation with older gentleman at Mason District Park (Annandale)

You were the very interesting older gentleman that I had a short conversation with at Mason District Park on the bench over by the amphitheater. Friday afternoon around 3pm just before the rain.

You were over fifty, short hair, green sweater and jeans. I was the younger guy, brown hair, blue eyes in the long sleeve shirt and jogging shorts.

We made small talk and you said you lived in the neighborhood. This is a long shot but I thought I caught a spark of interest and I wanted to say it was definitely reciprocal.

Please let me know what we talked about and let’s go for a walk? Or maybe I’ll see you again there soon.

Leesburg Pike Giant

You had the most piercing blue eyes I have ever seen! You are about 6 feet, white, silver hair, and you had on khaki pants. I was the petite woman with a cart full of water. I think you might be worth the climb!

Barber Shop Glance (Ashburn)

You were at the barber shop with your two sons and I was there with my two kids this past Saturday morning (4/10). We made a few looks towards each other as I sat in the chair but on your way we made eye contact. You couldn’t see my big smile because of my mask but only wish I could have that moment back because I would’ve waived bye to you in hopes that we could’ve exchanged numbers.

You were wearing black pants with a light colored jacket, and one of your sons had just had his hair cut in a mohawk style. You asked them if they wanted get donuts on the way out the door. I hope that you see this and maybe we can connect sometime soon.

Red Dump Truck on 17 and Eustis BLVD (Yorktown)

Congratulations! I honked at you on my motorcycle because you kept drifting into my lane. Your response made for video Gold!
The cussing, the threatening me and opening the door to your truck as if you were going to get out. The best though, was the swerving out of your lane at me on the shoulder and into my lane when we approached Eustis Blvd in the turn lanes.
I bet you shit bricks when you saw me pull over on Jefferson where the Newport News Police vehicle had its lights on.
The nice officers couldn’t really do much other than put a BOLO on your truck and you, but the best part of all of this?
The video camera on my helmet, that video clearly showing you, the name and number on the door to the truck, the license plate on the truck and all of your aggressive driving behind the wheel of that large truck has now been forwarded to the State Police, the DMV and the FMCSA.
In short, enjoy your job while you have it.

Top Photo by George Howden on Unsplash.

This weekend made it clear that spring has sprung, and if there’s one thing this week’s Missed Connections make clear, it’s that everybody’s in the mood for love! Well, to be fair, that’s every week in the Missed Connections, but this week found a marked lack of the usual goofy banter and joke posts. People are ready to get down with it, and I say more power to ’em.

People seem to be spending more time at the park now that things are warming up, which is probably why we see an excess of frisbee golfers, dog walkers, and park joggers in this week’s crop of MCs. But of course the checkout line meet-cutes continue, inevitably bringing us back once again to Walmart, which is STILL not back to always-open status. Bummer.

One final note before we dive in: if you need any further hints about the sort of desperate economic times we are living in, look no further than the guy who has fallen in love with the receptionist at the plasma center. When you’re a regular at the place where you sell your blood, that’s a sure sign that money’s tight.

Get that paper however you can, Virginia.

The tattooed friend you used to video chat with.

Remember when we used to video chat? Sometimes we would just leave it on while we were at work, as if we were working across from one another. Sometimes you made me videos from your home office when you were supposed to be working. On the rarest of occasions you would let me watch you smoke because you knew I loved to. Remember when you made the video for me from your car telling me how people thought you were so proper and sweet and you told me all about the bad girl side if you nobody knew? I lost you and I can’t stop thinking about you. You will never see this, I am just not that lucky but here is hoping you do. You live outside of Richmond. If this is you tell me something only we would know and put your hair color in the subject so I know it is you. Here goes nothing.

You were driving a truck behind me on W. Broad (Short pump)

You were driving a truck behind me and as I turned around from the backseat, we locked eyes and you waved. We were on West Broad St., passing Cabellas (I believe). I was in a white Toyota Camry.. only to lose you at the next light!
Hoping you see this 🙂

Dog Walker, Lake Monticello Neighborhood (Lake Monticello)

Me: Handsome, older, very fit runner with hipster scruff. New to the area. You: Similarly masculine while exchanging a knowing nod and a smile.

If this was you (or if you wish it was you), hit me back and see if we might share interests.

Missing my military friend (Norfolk)

I used to come over to your house when your family was on vacation. We would hang out in your living room with the TV going while we both explored opportunities that were otherwise denied to us. You were a young guy, caramel complexion and a hard body. I was an older guy, not quite in military shape, but you didn’t mind at the time. It’s been a few years since we met up last, and I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately. I’m hoping you’re still in the area and still check here from time to time. Or if you’re just a younger guy who’s bored tonight.

yesterday HOME DEPOT TAYLOR RD (Portsmouth)

Yesterday, I was checking out at HOME DEPOT as you were coming in, you had a small frame to yourself black curly hair maybe latin maybe light skin whatever it HOTTTTTTTTTT !!! If you are interested in meeting up for some M2M fun hit me back the way I’ll know its you as I was getting in my car you walked by pushing your cart what was on the cart. We can meet at a public place or my home

Pratt Park 4/1 (Fredericksburg)

Was playing frisbee golf with some friends yesterday and we made eye contact for about 10 seconds while you were jogging by. We exchanged smiles instead of numbers. Hopefully you are there next Thursday, I’ll definitely say hi then.

Woman at BioLife Plasma (Richmond)

To the charming woman who works at Bio Life Plasma front desk.
You like jokes.
You know who Larry David is.
It would be fun to chat more, hear more of your jokes.
Arrange a party like NASA?
Planet a cup of coffee? Lol!
I think you will remember our hellos.

Vapor Chick (Glen Allen)

I saw you at Avail Vapor on Brook rd yesterday at around 4pm. We were the only customers in store at the time, you said hello as I walked out. I was in a hurry but noticed you drive a blue car. I’d love to finish that conversation!

you looked cold (n arlington)

its a cold day to be out running, but there you were running around things just swinging and a smile a mile wide.
I was impressed even though you were cold it didn’t show. Would be happy to have you run over and again only this time stop in and warm up.

Sunday, Clearbrook Walmart (Roanoke)

You were in the checkout lane in front of me. I was the white guy in jeans that couldn’t stop looking at you. You were the fine Black lady with a younger lady and a child in the shopping cart. There were no belt dividers in that lane and we joked and laughed together about you guarding your doughnuts so I wouldn’t get them. You had a very sweet and sexy voice. Wished I had talked to you more. You will most likely never see this and I most likely will never see you again. My Loss

Gucci belt (Rocky Mount Walmart)

I was absolutely stunned by your beauty! From your brown hair, blue shirt, class ring, Gucci belt and lower…all the way down to your sandals. I couldn’t stop looking at you…THAT’S how amazing I think you are! If you hadn’t been with your family, I might have said something more than “I think that means it’s free!” Hit me up, please…

Are you there, June? (Fairfax)

Hey June, it’s Jim. We used to meet up at the park off of Melville. And also on a path behind some houses at night. Are you still around?

Photo by Chanan Greenblatt on Unsplash

The final week of March finds us all finally starting to wake up from the endless nightmare of the pandemic — even here in the Missed Connections, where this week we are starting to see actual MCs from vaccination centers. That’s a good reminder to all of you to schedule your vax appointment. Having been to the race track for my first shot, I can guarantee you that you’ll see more people in one place than you’ve seen in a year. You never know what cuties you might meet!

Beyond that, this week finds us in our usual haunts: the gym, the grocery store, at school, at Starbucks, etc. It also finds some of us lamenting the loss of some things we took for granted pre-COVID, from that burrito spot in downtown Roanoke to Walmart’s all-night hours (one of the hidden casualties of the pandemic). And of course, there’s at least one moment this week that will warm the hearts of all who were once involved in Slaughterama.

By the way, if you adopted a Siamese cat a few years ago, you might want to stick around to the end — someone may be looking for you.

Take it like a champ, Virginia.

Bombing Beauty (Richmond, Virginia)

Julianne-Moore lookalike careening down a hill on your bike and wiping out in a very painful-looking way. You took it like a champ. Would love to get to know you xoxo

Mustache Gym Guy near Pony Pasture (Forest Hill Ave)

This feels weird but if you have a mustache and a septum piercing and were at the gym last week (Tuesday 3/16) while I was there fixing the upholstery please let me know if you actually were interested in me (blonde wavy-ish hair in a bandana) or if my boss got me hyped up for nothing

Don’t you?? (underworld)

I bet you think this post is about you

Publix Badass (Cosner’s Corner)

I’m a chick and you’re a chick. We met over frozen edamame beans. You had such a bright personality, like sunshine. We went in separate directions. I went to the produce section and you went to the cheese part of the store. I got in the self-checkout and thought how funny it would be if we ended up in line next to eachother but you weren’t in sight. All well. A moment later you walk by and I tell you to enjoy the edamames. You tell me you’re actually going to be with me in line. I think how strange that is. We talk about tattoos and motorcycles and I accidentally interrupt you because I’m awkward. I thought we really connected. I was kicking myself in the parking lot when I didn’t ask to exchange contact information. “Well it would be super creepy to walk back in after I already left.” The end.

Watching Iron Man in your room (Chesapeake)

You had me come over one night back in winter of 2017, right after New Years. Really nice place in Chesapeake.
Both of us kinda chubby nerdy guys who didn’t do this sort of thing often, so we were on the same page. You still lived with family and you had me come over on a night they weren’t there. Iron Man playing on the TV in the background. It was just the one time, but I’d like that again sometime. If you’re still around, hit me up.

Saw you at FICK CENTER (fredericksburg)

On March 26 you and I both received a Moderna COVID-19 VACCINE at FICK CENTER in Fredericksburg VA. After receiving the vaccine we were walking out together. Someone made a comment concerning my shirt afterwards you and I sparked up a small conversation. If you want to talk tell me what my shirt was and your job field.

Could be very interesting.

John Starbucks at Tysons Mall 2PM (Thursday at Tysons Corner Mall)

Totally a shot in the dark.
Me(M) and my friend (F) were at the mall getting coffee, and she couldn’t stop talking to me while I, couldn’t stop looking at you. You had a shopping bag in your hands I’d say early 30s. You got a medium drink and I was so sad to see you walk away. You looked fun so let’s get together
Thursday March 25th 2PM Starbucks At TysonsCornerMall

Waving boy at uva today 3/29 (Charlottesville uva)

I had blue hair you wore a bike helmet you kept waving at me on every floor. I think you are very attractive.. I hope you get this and hit me back up. If its you tell me what my sweatshirt looked like. Let’s get together chat see if we have a spark

Dear WalMart (HAMPTON)

Oh my dear Wal-Mart, how I miss your 24 hour shopping experience. The late night shopping runs, and the beautiful women that frequented your isles in the early morning hours of the day. Will you ever come back to us late nighters and early morningers.

Blue Ridge Burritos (City Market)

I never knew I needed a Pad Thai burrito until I met one here. Now I walk by the shop in vain and hope someday they will return.

Seeking Siamese cat: Katina

A few years ago, we had a Siamese girl cat named Katina. My daughter couldn’t take care of her anymore so she gave her to her X thinking he could keep her until she could get her own place. His name was Dustin, he gave her away to someone but doesnt know who. Please if you by chance, adopted a cat named Katina (Siamese_female_lilac points) please get in touch with me. She would be 4-5 years old now. Thank you.

Top Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash.