Best of RVA Missed Connections 5/9/17-5/18/17

by | May 18, 2017 | WTF?!

It’s a hot missed connections this week, from sparks flying at Sweet Frog and Martin’s, to a little bit of “island love” and steamy dressing room sex, these people are ready to kick their summer into high gear with some romance. Check out this week’s batch of missed connections below:

Jersey Mikes/Sweet Frog – w4m (Midlothian)

You were with your daughter at Jersey Mikes, I was with my kids. I joked that great minds think alike when I saw you next door at Sweet Frog. Id love to connect. Tell me what music you said I was “bopping my head to” so I know its you.

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Island love – m4w (Richmond)

There’s nothing in this world to me more precious than you , in my world your my queen my angel and the love of my life . I’m with you every night with dreams of the best times I’ve ever shared with anyone that I’ll never escape .I’m with you every day remembering The beauty in you, and the love we shared on our island escapes . I do miss more than I thought I would your kids I helped you raise ,their a part of my family and I would lay my life down for them as well . I know one day it will be as it was ,me holding every night my beautiful . As for now I know you feel things should be as they are ,but in time I hope you understand that it has to be what you and I know is real and we both know that there was always more love between us than we have ever had with anyone throughout our years . I miss you ,I’ll always love you more than you’ll ever know ,and hope all your wishes come true

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A past flame that was married:( – m4w

We hooked up a few times in the fall, always at my place then stopped when I found out you were married. I couldn’t continue, but I miss our conversations and fun times still and would like to chat again. Maybe get some food or something?

You were a brunette, white with some tattoos on your shoulder and a belly button ring.

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Dressing Room Sex – m4m (Chesterfield)

Soooo, I went into the store where you are employed on Sunday right before closing. I was taking too long, but I guess it paid off. When you came into the dressing room the last thing I expected was that you would ask me to fuck you. I am married like you are….so not sure if I will do it again…but it was amazing so I am entertaining the thought. It would have been even better if we didn’t have to rush because you had to get the alarm set. If you are interested….I may get a hotel room this weekend a few doors down from your store.
Tell me what I bought and what we wrapped the condom in (lol) so I know it’s you. I stopped by once…but you were not there. Hope you didn’t get in trouble…worried about the cameras outside the dressing room. Hope to at least see you again.

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My records at Star Lite – m4w (Star Lite)

You’re 22 and from Nova and you like vinyl too. Sorry I was in a hurry, I’m new to the game again, forgot to leave you my number. If you see this, I just got a new record needle and I’d appreciate some company.

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Martin’s checkout at stratford hills, you asked about cactus lime beer – m4w (richmond)

Monday: you were behind me and asked if it was good beer–I said its okay at best. You are beautiful and tall and had those killer high shoes on! I had silver hair n glasses. You said you didn’t drink much beer but i’d be happy to buy you one! LOL I can tell you are one sexy lady.

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Phat ass dog groomer – m4w (PetSmart)

You’re a white girl wearing black pants….. You’re thick and sexy beyond belief….. you have got one of the nicest butts I have ever seen.

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my neighbor in the garden – m4w

you’ve been out working on a garden; we’ve spoken but not had a real conversation. We make eye contact, wave and smile, but for obvious reasons we haven’t been able to have a conversation. Would be nice to meet up and just talk and see what happens. We’re near Huguenot and Robious.

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Jules Was a Made-Up Name – m4w

Up to about 2013 you and I were really good email buddies. Things were always working against us to actually meet up in person. I really miss having an email buddy as steady and reliable as you! I’ve tried to email your old emails, but they aren’t alive any more. We both used made up names and emails so we wouldn’t get caught.

Do you remember the hot stories we used to share? I’m pretty sure you haven’t forgotten who I was having an affair with. I definitely have not forgotten who you were sleeping with at the beach! Lol

Hit me up. I miss you!!!

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We Fooled Around in my Car at the Grocery Store – m4w

This was four years ago or so. We chatted online for a while and tried to meet up, but it only happened once. You were grocery shopping, so I met with you in the parking lot. That was so much fun!

I’d love to catch up!

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Belle Isle Sunday Afternoon 5/7 – m4w (Richmond)

You and your border collie mix were on the same loop I was with my yellow lab on belle isle Sunday afternoon in the rain. Came back around to check to see if you made it through the shady folks hanging out on the trail. We kinda went back and forth, even on the new pedestrian bridge, until my dog was scared to cross due to the high rapids. Long shot that you see this, but if you do, I’d love to meet up and get the dogs together over a beer.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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