Best of RVA Missed Connections 7/20-7/26

by | Jul 26, 2016 | WTF?!

As the sun beats RVA to a sweat pulp, and pokemon masters continue their trek through the streets, love is still in our hearts. Love and maybe a well hung roommate.


As the sun beats RVA to a sweat pulp, and pokemon masters continue their trek through the streets, love is still in our hearts. Love and maybe a well hung roommate.

Check out this week’s missed connections where we find out about mermaids on the river and a Petersburg Bookstore that sells a special kind of hard cover…

TO THAT SO-CALLED “POKEMON MASTER” LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND – m4w (Indigo Plateau

HA!
I knew you were pathetic, Ashy boy, but reaaaaaaally?
“Missed Connections?”
I already have 6 girlfriends, and am about to evolve one into a wife!
You better get along and train harder if you want a girlfriend!
And, Misty says to stop texting her at 3am!

Smell ya later

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Whole Foods cutie with wine – m4m

You were in the wine section and selecting a bottle. We chatted and I recommended one to you and I think you got it. You are super cute and I should have asked for your number then. Reply with what wine it was and maybe we can see each other again?!

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Black Pastor – m4m (RIC)

We first met online from a post I placed. Then we skyped. I wish we could connect again.

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If Nick Cooper didn’t have a boyfriend – m4m (Richmond)

I’d bend him over on all fours and eat that ass all night! He is hot as fuck! He would get it good!

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Bagel with mayo wawa – w4m (Hopewell)

Im pretty sure you know she’s way into you. Just ask her out already so I can stop hearing all the things she would do to you. Haha.

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Joe Walsh Show – m4w (Innsbrook)

You were slightly behind us and to my left. Full length black and white print dress with a sort of empire waist. I was wearing shorts and a tie-dye T. I couldn’t not keep glancing your way. You are stunningly attractive and a seriously good Whistler. Doubt you’ll see this or want to see me, but I have no choice. I must tell you and now I have.

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Looking for a Slave – w4m (Chesterfield)

I’m looking for a slave to take up my time. Men only someone between 18 to 30. Email me for more details.

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hung roomate moved out – looking to replace him – m4m (Richmond City area)

I’m looking to rent his room out, private bath, washer dryer etc etc. nice space for a decent rent, he liked to hang out naked, love having a hung roommate. Hit me up if your looking for a place or just like to cum show off. thanks

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Mermaids in the river – m4ww (42nd street rocks)

To the 2 mermaids on 42nd street rocks yesterday. You made some river guides’ days. We hope to see more of you more often. Just saying

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Petersburg – Thriller Bookstore – m4m (Pburg)

I was in the bookstore late on Friday night – the 8th. It was really quiet but you came in and went into a booth. I would up following you to a booth in the front and gave you some nice oral to completion. You are a nice guy – younger, white good looking. You said that was a first for you. I would love for there to be a second! Let me know. Tell me anything about our interaction or what I had on so I know. I will be back up there this weekend.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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