Best of RVA Missed Connections 7/25/17-8/1/17

by | Aug 1, 2017 | WTF?!

From old souls trying to find love, to sauna sessions, to free clinic flirtations and three-way fantasies, this week’s batch of Missed Connections has a little something for everyone. Check it out below:

where are all the decent men – 60 – w4m (Mechanicsville)

Where are all the decent men? I am new to the dating scene and looking for a decent man around 60.Reply to post here.

you were 18 looking for marine – m4w (Prince George)

we met on here 3 years ago ish, I left for a while and I’m back for a while. I can’t remember your name, but I used to pick you up in Richmond at your college and bring you to my place. the sex was fucking insane and I hope you still look on here. I believe you were a gogo dancer as a side gig. put the drink that I’d get for you in the title if you’d like to do this again.

Reply to post here. Last winter at gym – m4m (Downtown) 

first night we just touched feet under shower stalls, and you tried to communicate through the window once you were outside. Next night was different. Haven’t seen you since. Hmu

Reply to post here.

Sauna conversation – m4m (Downtown gym)

This is a longshot but hope you see this: July 4 around 2:30-3pm. Your name starts with an L and mine an S. You and I were in the sauna for a short while until the other guy(s) joined; you sat to my left. I thought it was hot how you kinda sat spread eagle so I could get a glimpse of your package. We had an extensive and nostalgic conversation about a special “history/brotherhood” we have in common. Really relaxing and refreshing dialogue dude.I was disappointed when you left because I definitely felt a connection…the way you looked into my eyes. You seemed interested, but shy/apprehensive/discreet, which ultimately is a good thing. Wish we would have exchanged numbers. Would love to meet up and hang out! Even take you out, pamper you, and treat you like the real man that you are; you deserve that special attention & I sense that is missing from your life.Tell me something unique we spoke about, so I confidently know it’s you who’s responding:
-our names
-what “history” we have in common
-what you do for work
-what I do for work
-the quirky ‘talent’ I have, and what I revealed about you
-what 2 family members I spoke about
-what your chest tattoo saysJust something to narrow it down, and make me confident it’s YOU replying.

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Plumbing Issues – m4m (Petersburg)

The first time was the drain and the next time was the toilets.
I have to say that you are very sexy.
Wish I had made a move then but am now.
Hope to hear from you.
And if this is you, what did you teach your dog to do?

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Fufulling Our Fantasies – mw4w (Virginia)

My husband and I are looking for a sexy woman to have a three-some with. Over 21, drives, less than 200 pounds and is willing to have sexual encounters with both of us. Has to be after 5 and before 9 on the weekend due to our work schedule or on a saturday or sunday………

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Goochland Free Clinic – m4w (Goochland)

You’re an assistant. Our eyes always meet.We smile etc.. I get all tingly inside whenever i see you. As i did this morning. You have Tattoo behind your ear. If it’s you. Tell me what your tattoo means as you’ve told me before so i know it’s really you..I know this is a longshot..

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You said you liked older men – m4w

I was waiting on a friend at Short Pump in the food court area and you were with a guy. You guys looked about the same age, maybe 18-20. I’m assuming you were out on a date because of the conversation. I heard him ask you why you weren’t interested in him and you said you were only attracted to older guys. We made eye contact a few times, and I wanted to introduce myself, but I felt it wasn’t the right place and time. How much older? I’m in my mid/late 30s. Would love to take you out.

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Dog park shorts with nice cock outline – m4m (richmond)

We see each other in dog park. Not sure if you would be open to getting some head but you always wear shorts with very clear outline of your big cock head. If you check out CL and see this, tell me what my dog’s name starts with and maybe we can meet up.

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I blew you and lost my headphones first time we met. – t4m (Richmond)

I met you a few years ago in 2015 you were a tall skinny Black guy I blew you the first time we met I lost my headphones then I moved away I’m trying to get back in touch with you. I deleted my other email account so I had to create a new one and lost your email as well if you know me please reply and send the pic of yourself. I really miss you. you said your name was Chris. Post will be up till i find you. IF YOUR NOT HIM PLEASE DONT EMAIL. THANKS.

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Kinky and dominating woman please!!! – m4w (Richmond)

Still looking and haven’t founded her yet. I seek a woman who will be strong, controlling and demanding. She should be aggressive and unforgiving in her wants. Preferably sadistic and torturous in nature. She should know what she wants and get it from me. She should be ok using and abusing me to her full extent. Respect the few boundaries I do have and push her own to the very brink. I want someone who has no fear of hurting or pushing to hard because she knows I can handle it. If this is you, please respond. Know when responding that you need to provide either email, kik or text for faster communication. I am not looking to pay for any of this. My simple submission should be enough to encourage you to dominate me and be your true self. No money what so ever will be exchanged. Look forward to talking with me superior.

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hot twink by fan free clinic – m4m (near west end)

I was leaving Fan Free Clinic Thursday afternoon and getting in my car when I saw you walk past on your way in. You’re the most beautiful guy I’ve ever seen, blond mussed-up hair, worn T-shirt slightly torn/holey in the back, cute af! I wish I could ask you out on a date so bad; hmu if this could be you

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You kicked a guy in the nuts at the Diamond – m4w

About two weeks ago I was leaving the Diamond and was in the parking lot and you were with a group of friends. There was this dude who kept hitting on you. He must’ve been really drunk but he said something smart and you kicked him right in the nuts. I’ve never seen anything like that in person.

I just want to say, if you see this, I was really turned on watching you drop him like that.

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