Best of RVA Missed Connections 7/6/17 – 7/11/17

by | Jul 11, 2017 | WTF?!

This week in Missed Connections, a missionary attempts to proselytize to the masses, and it has no effect. They continue on in their sinful ways, prowling Kroger and Wawa for MILFs.

Sexy Daddy at River City Diner – Black BMW – 3 eggs sunny side up – m4m (River City Diner)
hello Daddy,

what a sexy man… hot hairy legs nice smile and very friendly. didn’t see a wedding ring on that finger. would like to chat with you more. that bmw is awesome……

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Assurance

I won’t turn back this time!

It’s all about My Father’s perfect timing. When He questions where is the supernatural faith I exhibited throughout this entire test of love journey, I have to trust Him or let satan win! When He asks if my fears are stronger than my faith, I have to check my flesh! He has been too good to me for me to worry that He doesn’t have total control over all concerned parties! Only a fool would ignore a sign they have been waiting over 20/years to receive; I’m not foolish! I have no doubt My Father will remove anything that proves to be in the way of His will!!I have checked my flesh; my faith is much bigger than my fears! Don’t be fooled by false radio and TV personalities perpetrating as spiritual advisors!

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Hot Milf at Kroger – m4w (Midlothian)

I saw you grab that bottle of wine and put it in your cart waiting patiently until you got home and were able to uncork the bottle. You were that sexy hot blonde wearing that black top which accentuated your beautiful breasts perfectly. Those tiny shorts showed your perfect curved ass which had me spinning. We made eye contact briefly and then you turned away to get back to “duties”. Too bad your 2 little rugrats were driving you insane. 🙂 I know we could find a time and place and cuddle up and have a few glasses of wine and get to know each other while we forgot about the rest of the world.

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Graffiti guy – m4m (Theater)

We shook hands after the show last night while I was waiting for friend in the cast. You are gorgeous.

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Airbrush t-shirts at kings dominion – w4m (Doswell)

You took our order for an airbrush tee and showed the custom Harry potter airbrush T-shirt you made for a customer. It was around closing time. You were cute and kind. This is a long shot, but if you’re out there shoot me an email.

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Whole Foods cashier – m4w (Short pump)

I’ll be damned if your smile and quirkiness in regards to what I was buying, didn’t make my day. Crazy cute as well

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Sheetz – m4m

You were getting gas, stretching while waiting. You had a word on the front of your shirt, with the hottest of shorts on. I was parked beside you. I got out to throw some trash away. You caught me looking. 6am Saturday

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Meet on here about a yr ago – m4w (Hotel off 95s)

Hey looking for this chick we meet on here last yr her email came in as brown eyes. Would love to meet up again. we met early morning at hotel off 95s you were a squirter and I loved it lol

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Where are you?? Tatted 420 chick – m4w (Somewhere)

Looking for a tatted thick stoner I know this is missed connections but seems to be the only place real chicks read these ads I’m mixed 26 cool laid back guy 420 friendly just looking for a cool chick to smoke with and fuck sometimes age and race not an issue

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very tall slender white guy 900 block of wayne – m4m (Museum district)

drove past you the other day as you were taking out garbage or something. would love to meet up with you. I am a close neighbor. I have seen you a couple of times.

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David Pettyjohn

David Pettyjohn

David is an Eagle Scout and a rising senior at Longwood University, where he is a communication studies major with a minor in digital media. He writes for Longwood’s student newspaper, the Rotunda.. Hobbies include petting every dog on earth.




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