Best of RVA Missed Connections 8/31-9/6

by | Sep 6, 2016 | WTF?!

Summer may be winding down and we are starting to head toward cooler weather, but that hasn’t stopped the people of Missed Connections from heating things up with their posts. From the weird, to the romantic, to the down right crazy, this week’s batch of Missed Connections is sure to help cure those end of summer blues.

Summer may be winding down and we are starting to head toward cooler weather, but that hasn’t stopped the people of Missed Connections from heating things up with their posts. From the weird, to the romantic, to the down right crazy, this week’s batch of Missed Connections is sure to help cure those end of summer blues.

Beer Glass – m4w (VCU)

So, I used this “beer glass” at a college party about a year ago because I don’t drink alcohol. I was hoping that, because it was dark and everyone else was drinking, no one would notice that it wasn’t actually beer. I’m not straightedge. I just don’t like drinking because it reminds me of my mother. Especially red wine in unusually large wine glasses. With lipstick smeared all over the rim.

I met you at that college party, and although you didn’t have red smeared on your lips, you had a familiar look of both drunk and tired. You came up to me and took the glass from my hand, drinking what was inside, confusedly asking, “What was that, water?” Yes, it was. You looked at my “beer glass” and threw your head back, laughing so sweetly.

Alcohol loosened your tongue, and you told me about your boyfriend who installed a stupid spoiler on your car without asking, who “borrows” money from your purse, and who speaks mostly in Hangover quotes. We talked for almost two hours: in the stairwell, in the living room, finally in the back yard. You told me about your father who, when you were 12, simply stopped speaking. First to you and your family, and then to everyone. “Life’s complicated,” I told you. “That doesn’t explain anything,” you said.

I didn’t ask for your number because you genuinely loved your boyfriend. I was too scared to post a missed connections for you all this time, and I’ve given up the hope that I’ll run into you again. Instead of looking at this “beer glass” and being reminded of what could have been, it’s sitting at the Habitat for Humanity ReStore where I donated it. I can only hope that by chance you will see it there. You might wonder, “why would someone ever buy something like that?”

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Hollywood Cemetary Friend – m4w

It all started with a beer one Friday afternoon. Later, We met a few times and enjoyed our time at Hollywood Cemetary… other than avoiding the pesky photographer. I would enjoy seeing you again. We had a lot in common. Please reply with HC Friend in the subject line.

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Classic bromance – m4m (RVa)

Dude this is a classic bromance. All of the signs. My senses tell me there is also a physical connection. Let me know. Reply with the subject line with one of the things we have in common or have been talking about to get this put to bed. Age in ad is you not me.

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YMCA DT shower – m4m (RVA)

you were super tall, dark hair and an ass to kill for. you were probably going to lift weights and i couldnt help but stare and get a little hard. its a long shot but you caught me staring and didnt look away immediately. let me know what side of the shower you on and maybe we can meet up there again sometime 😉

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Want to kiss your feet – m4w (rva)

Hey!
I’m an attractive guy in great shape looking for an attractive girl who’d be willing to rub their feet in my face. I’ll paint your toes and anything else you want. I can pay you too if that’s what you want.

I promise I’m actually sane! I just have a thing for feet.
Please change the subject to ‘pamper my feet’.

Yes I’m real. The weather in Richmond is beautiful today. Thanks for reading!

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Redhead at County Fair Friday night – m4w (Chesterfield)

You long red hair with maybe a little streak, gray tank top and blue jeans. You caught me checking you out at the drop zone and I don’t really care, your smile was beautiful and your lips looks delicious. I was the older very tall mwm salt and pepper hair, but I noticed that you liked me checking you out, so if you read this hit me up and lets talk about our little slice of chemistry.

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Doctor/patient fantasy – m4w (Moseley)

I thought this would be a fun idea. I’m a doctor (MD). I’m attractive, 5′-9″, stocky build, brown and gray hair. I would love to play out a doctor/patient fantasy with the right lady. Let’s be adventurous! Due to my profession, discretion is a must.

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Shopping for wine at Wegman’s on Friday Night – m4w (Midlothian)

I know this is shot in the dark, but what the hey, I’m curious. I left my cart in the middle of the aisle, not realizing I was blocking your way. We ended up talking a little bit about wine and I handed over a bottle I thought you might like based upon our conversation. I am very curious as to your thoughts. Was it good? I was rude in that I did not properly introduce myself, but I am curious if you liked it. Let me know the vintner in your response so I know it’s you.

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Dog Park, early Sunday – m4w

Enjoyed briefly talking with you at the dog park today (Sunday), you were wearing purple shorts and had a few tattoos with a white dog. If interested, tell me what kind of dog I had…

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The twoayas – m4ww (Richmond va)

I see the two of you at RTC together. One ofyou is taller one of you likes to be louder. Both hot as they come. Anyway if ya’ll want to hook up for a three some or individually if you don’t roll like that then send me a message here to start. I know what I am doing and I will lead the way. I heard that you go out Saturday nights together. I have some money to spend on dinner , drinks, Nordstrom, whatever it takes to make this come to fruition. Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing from one or both.

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Quit while ur ahead (RVA)

you met my boyfriend around April/May and have been talking to him since. i highly suggest you stop fucking around and see yourself out of this situation before you regret it. i know exactly who u r and wont hesitate if you don’t drop it. get your own life, stop lookin for attention from people who are in situations and have some self-respect.

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Bald, big bearded guy Richmond Assoc Realtors class – m4m (three chopt & fargo)

saw you around the class, HOT HOT HOT . Love to meet up . To know its you. tell me what color your shirt & pants were today. Thanks

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