Best of RVA Missed Connections 8/8/17-8/15/17

by | Aug 15, 2017 | WTF?!

Steamy locker room encounters, Metro romance, a Jazz Festival fling and more make up this week’s batch of freaky and fun RVA Missed Connections. Check them out below. 

Debussy – m4m (short pump)

You wanted to know what it was. You were sounding pretty good yourself. If you happen to see this and are interested, would love to grab a drink sometime

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To all you sexy antifa

You were strong, thoughtful, and fearless. Flame on warriors.
I hope you had people back home to help you wash the pepper bombs out of your clothes, give you cuddles, dress your wounds, and sooth your soul. Much love. Good job.

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East Coast Provisions – m4w

You: blonde, freckled, had your hair up, server at front host desk around 530-600 Sunday during Watermelon Festival

I was walking through the watermelon Festival the other day and stopped in to grab a drink with my friend. We sat at the end of the bar. Towards the end of our visit I noticed you at the host desk folding silverware and I had trouble paying attention to my friend because I thought you were really stunning. You wished the two of us a good day on our way out and I know that doesn’t mean anything but I would have really liked to talk to you but sadly I didn’t because it would have been a bit rude to my friend and it could have been a little weird for him. Anyway, if you see this and would like to grab some coffee sometime, write back to me. Tell me what my friend and I looked like so I know it’s you. Hope to hear from you!

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Locker Room encounter – m4m (Short Pump gym)

It was on Aug 2, around 8pm-ish. We had conversation in the steam room and at the lockers. You are a tall slender white guy, early 20’s. You tried to sneak glances at my meat under my towel, then you left the shower curtain half open when you dried off, and tried to sneak more glances. You really seemed interested in what was below my belt. I sensed a genuine connection bro! Would love to meet up and explore! Tell me either: the school/state you just moved from, what company you just got a job with, or our names…so I confidently know it’s YOU who’s responding.

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Caesar’s Restaurant Rivers Bend – m4w (Chester Enon)

You were busing tables and we made eye contact many times tonight, 8-7-17.
I smiled and I think you came by a few times even though there was nothing
for you to do that direction. Can you describe me? I love your big brown eyes, nice smile and curves to drive
a man insane. lol Let’s talk.

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A Babygirl’s Loss – w4m (North Chesterfield)

It’s been almost a year and yet I can’t stop thinking about him. I feel so stupid…pathetic even…because he’s clearly shown me that he isn’t interested. Almost a year ago, I got a taste of a real Dominant. And since then, the rest of the world hasn’t tasted the same.

A strong and independent girl….I wanted to fall to my knees at the sight of him. He commanded respect without trying. Although I was scared, I never doubted he wouldn’t hurt me. I trusted him…implicitely. I wanted him…desperately. His hands on me took my breath away and the rest of the world dissolved around me. He listened so intently and knew the deepest recesses of my mind. With him, I felt freedom. His eloquence enthralled me. He pulled me to him….and then he abruptly cut my life line. I feel sad and I find myself tearing up at the thought of him. I wanted to serve him, be owned by him, belong to him. I wanted him to be my Daddy. But most of all, I wanted to be free.

I’m both genuinely thankful and tearfully sorry that I met this incredible person. He taught me so much, but he also hurt me. I will never forget you, G.S., and I hope that life brings you the babygirl you so rightfully deserve.

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At metro tonight at the bar – m4t (Fan/rva) 

Saw you sitting at the bar tonight… blonde hair brown short dress… I was with my friend at the bar to your left.. we made eye contact a couple of times… I wanted to say something to you… sexy as fuck! As you were leaving I looked toward you and you flashed your pink panties as you got up.. if I wasn’t with my friend I would have came outside to find you… if you’re out there respond… tell me what color shirt I was wearing.. I’d like to hook up.

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Leaving Richmond jazz festival – m4w (Richmond)

So, somehow we ended up on the same shuttle to and from the jazz festival. Pretty crazy. We were all pretty tipsy…
But you were the gourgeous older women sitting next to me, worried you were going to fall over. You were with two other ladies and a guy in a VERY distinct shirt. I was your “counterpart” . Secretly, I wish you would have scooched next to me. If you’re not taken, want to have a jazz festival at my place?

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SPCA today-Saturday – m4m (Richmond)

You have long black hair, black beard, and a really cute black dog. You said he was anxious today, so you were outside trying to calm him. You got in a vehicle with an Equality sticker on it-Im guessing, and hoping, it was your car:) My god you are handsome, sexy, and seemed like such a nice guy. Dont you like older guys?

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Scrubs at Garnett’s – w4m (2001 Park Ave, Richmond, VA 23220)

Cute red head in scrubs eating lunch at Garnett’s. Tried to get your number after you left, but you were already in your car.

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stop letting these little boys drain you ..or anyone – m4w (around)

I can show you what a real man is..but this isn’t about that because I am not in a position to give you everything you deserve unfortunately .. You have always had boyfriends since I met you a few years ago, but you have always been a bright ray of joy and happiness. Lately every time I see you it seems like you always have something or someone that you have to deal with and your young and used to always brighten up everyone with your silliness and prettiness. You will never see this but you should know you can get and deserve better. Just do not let people take the shine or dim your powers they are strong hope the best for you .

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sock fetish – m4w (rva)

Any girls who dont mind showing there socks off for me, hit me up. I seen a girl in short pump yesterday with slide style flops and purple socks oh my i was turned on so bad

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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