Best of RVA Missed Connections 9/27-10/4

by | Oct 4, 2016 | RICHMOND NEWS

Missed Connections is as colorful and wonderfully weird as ever this week. From maid and doctor fantasies, to one involving a huntsman and even a hopeless romantic hoping the universe will serendipitously reunite them with their first love. You can read those and more in this week’s batch of missed connections below:

Missed Connections is as colorful and wonderfully weird as ever this week. From maid and doctor fantasies, to one involving a huntsman and even a hopeless romantic hoping the universe will serendipitously reunite them with their first love. You can read those and more in this week’s batch of missed connections below:

Sushi – m4w (Midlothian)

You were eating sushi with your two friends. I came in with my daughter. You were really nice and very sexy!!! You asked how old she was. Do you remember?
If you read this I would love to see you sometime during the day. Maybe we could meet for some lunch. Really hope you see this!!!

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Cleaning lady – m4w (Powhatan)

I’m not gonna give too many hints so your co-workers don’t get suspiscious.
You clean my home every other Friday. I haven’t seen you a lot recently but think about you all the time. Your so sexy!!! Hate not being home when you come by. I like to sit around and watch you clean. I know you know I’m staring at you and I know you like it.
Maybe we could do something other than you clean my house.
Love me some Taco Bells chicken quesadilla!!
Hint: i put a step stool in the closet for you to clean the microwave. Hope you see this

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Across The Universe – m4w (Sgt Pepper way)

We watched it together. Recently you felt the need to walk away. You said if we’re meant to be we’d come back to each other. But there’s something I don’t think you know. At this age and you are my first love. I never cried over anyone like this or missed anyone. I can’t move on. I want to wait for you. I Feel so wrong without you.

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desperate looking for hottie at the bar – w4m (Gwar bar)

We sat next to each other Saturday night. I started talking to you with the intention of hooking you up with my friend but ended up flirting with you myself. I took a shot with your friend? At some point I went outside and lost you. Hopefully the cosmic void will bring us together again.

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Are you lost Huntsman – w4m

It was the eagle that came to me and told me of a secret treasure that is unparalleled and I needed to see. He perched right above your tree, I waited as you came sneaking in, thats when we caught a glimpse. The first shot from your eyes to mine brought me to my knees and had my heart skipping beats. Briskly weakened, thoughts ran wild speculating everything.

Day after day you returned to your tree, I had thought you were waiting for me. As you would fall in and out of sleep, I too would close my eyes and together we would be. It invites no rest for me, just raises my curiosity.

Huntsman your hounds have been long at sleep and rest. Left alone to finish your hunt. Drifting further from you beyond beckoning. You are all alone, as am I. Now nothing to run off my curiosity at its all time high . As sure as the sun will rise, I’ll hide within its blinding light right to your eyes.

As cautiously as I’ve been this whole time I will stand tall before you. Too close to shoot and pined against your tree, what will this be? I don’t want you in just my dreams. If nothing is to come of this, then it is time for me to let it be and leave you to dream. If that’s truly where you want to be or we could find secret treasure together.

Lastly Huntsman, you spend enough time dreaming in the woods and carving bow ties can you answer me this…if a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, does it really make a noise?

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zine fest – cute guy w glasses in all black – m4m

you were at zine fest today, you are a cute guy with glasses and dark hair, plus size, wearing all black and nice shiny shoes. you were with a guy in plaid who seemed like your boyfriend but if not, send me a message, you’re beautiful!

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If you come over Saturday, this time why don’t you wear the white shorts without underwear, so maybe I can see what’s underneath? Or just let me see it? Give me a sign.

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Doctor/patient fantasy – m4w (Moseley)

I thought this would be a fun idea. I’m a doctor (MD). I’m attractive, 5′-9″, stocky build, brown and gray hair. I would love to play out a doctor/patient fantasy with the right lady. Let’s be adventurous! Due to my profession, discretion is a must.

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CLUB ROUGE DANCER – m4w (Richmond)

You were dancing at club rouge tonight. I saw you at the bar talking to another dude and I told you that you were cute and I missed you dance and handed you a couple bucks. I was hoping to get a chance to talk with you so I could get a full on dance but I never did. If you are her…reply with what your dress looked like. I want to come in again next time you work around that time and get a private dance from you. Thank you.

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Sexy guy at Farm Fresh Shockoe Bottom 6:15 tonight (Shockoe Bottom)

You were in the self-check out line at Farm Fresh tonight on Main Street in Shockoe Bottom.
Tall, handsome sexy white guy — about 6’2 with good athletic muscular build… You left and hopped into your pickup truck and I was totally checking you out– hope you noticed… If you are open to some new friends– message back with the color and make/model of your truck. You looked like a very handsome confidant guy and would be interested in grabbing coffee or having some fun if your open to that ….

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