Best of RVA Missed Connections 10/25/16-11/1/16

by | Nov 1, 2016 | WTF?!

So it may be getting colder and colder outside, but Missed Connections keeps heating up with steamy locker room exchanges, hotel hookups, and even a stoner concert involving corn dogs and grilled cheese. Intrigued? Well check out this week’s batch of Missed Connections:

So it may be getting colder and colder outside, but Missed Connections keeps heating up with steamy locker room exchanges, hotel hookups, and even a stoner concert involving corn dogs and grilled cheese. Intrigued? Well check out this week’s batch of Missed Connections:

No one knows and no one has to, man. – m4m (Downtown)

We’ve missed a connection too many times to count because we both are so deeply closeted. We both are white, still have our good fraternity boy looks under there. There have been small hints and tells, and maybe even thrills, but they all add up to nothing. We could add a little more thrill to the status quo, my friend. An anonymous response won’t hurt. And if it’s actually who you are thinking of at the other end, there is plenty of cover. Reply by naming the location depicted in the photo with this ad

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Heather, please… – m4w (Short Pump)

Heather, please stop trying to contact me. I’ve blocked you every way imaginable. Enjoy your “new” relationship with your “new” boyfriend. I don’t want anything to do with you nor your daughter. I could care less if she misses me. I know you are trying to give that excuse so we can see each other again. Please stop. It looks pathetic. Enjoy your life but leave me out of it. I’m happy where I’m at at the moment. We had a good 4 years together and that’s how I wish to remember it. And you should too. I’ll say this once and once only. DEUCES!!

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we had sex at the hotel on Dickens road – m4w (west end hotel)

We were both not getting what we needed at home. We also got busy during a naptime So how have you been?

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Shafer Haunted House – m4w

Saw you at the Shafer haunted house. We were in the same group, you had a white top and mini skirt and a great smile. I believe you were there with just one other girl. If you remember me, and are interested, tell me something I was wearing…

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Hoping you see this L, let’s share some fireball again – m4w (Richmond-chester)

Lost your contact info and I’m surprised I haven’t heard from you. Would like to set up a meeting with you again and do all the things we talked about doing and see those naughty outfits… You know who this is, so hopefully you will email me!

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My daughter’s friend?? – m4w

Since I know that I most likely won’t run into my missed connection on here, I thought I’d at least put the fantasy. It’s probably about as close as I’ll get to the real thing.

In reality, my daughter has a friend that comes over from time to time. Maybe once a month, maybe once a week. They hang out from time to time, and when she comes over, she makes little flirty jokes. When I tell my cheesy-ass “dad” jokes, she laughs. I want to pull her aside so bad, but I know I can’t. I know that either a. I’m reading too far into her flirty behavior, or b. if she told my daughter, all hell would break loose.

So since I’ll most likely never run into my daughter’s friend in real life, why not put the fantasy here? If you like dad types and have a similar fantasy, this is most likely the safest way.

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Fallout girl with pearl necklace – w4w

You were at Fallout for Animal, dancing gloriously in your ’20s/’30s dress and pearl necklace. I was the zombie in the pink prom dress. We danced, then got separated.

Longing to reconnect with those soft eyes.

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heady mama after dopapod/the new deal – m4w (outside the national)

id buy you every corndog or lot grillled cheese in the world…i saw you after the new deal, outside the national, smiling like they were still playin! your hair was as wild as you were, and it was beautiful! your fierceness drew me like a moth to a bonfire, but alas, i think i was a bit too spun to try to meet you…maybe im not too late???

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Richmond Oktoberfest Sat Night – m4w (Raceway Complex)

We met on the dance floor and we danced to a few songs, then learned polka together. We got to chatting a little bit and you told me you lived in Memphis, Tennessee and were here for 2 years. You told me you had to go back to working 🙁 You were a beautiful girl and had a good personality the short time we talked. Would love to re-connect……

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Fallout,Rocky Horror,and Wendy Westend – m4w (Richmond)

How to begin……..I was attending the showing with shadowcast this last Monday in the company of my son.After the show,we encountered you,your male friend( a handsome and confident fellow,has a dark beard) outside the club.You complimented me on my coat(it is a duster,not a trench coat).Suddenly,in the midst of a bit of banter;you went off on a rant regarding white racism,the evil of patriarchy, etc. etc. I give you the benefit of the doubt,perhaps the number of drinks you downed;plus the wax in your ears found the patterns of civil discourse and light banter confusing.If we should meet again,Wendy;all is forgiven.I understand that the children of privilege are only trying to ape the mannerisms of those that the see as outside their narrow upbringing and sometimes make mistakes.Perhaps I may even allow you to polish my boots the next time we meet at Fallout.

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