Valentine’s Day is basically here, and we are entering what can only be described as “the desperation zone.” If you want a boo this Saturday, now’s the time to get cracking.
Valentine’s Day is basically here, and we are entering what can only be described as “the desperation zone.” If you want a boo this Saturday, now’s the time to get cracking. “Life’s too short to not do what you want!” said the motivational print you bought at Target when you were 17.
So here we are. Maybe your last-minute lover is already looking for you. Check out all these missed connections and find someone to spend the day – or maybe the night – with.
Or maybe you can just split a burrito.
You’re a horny MF, aren’t you? – w4m (Broad and gaskins)
Why is it I always see you on my way home? It never fails; I pull up next you to so I can turn onto Broad, and there you are, penis hanging out of your zipper…. and you just rubbing away. You drive a blue car and are always wearing black pants.
7-11 Ashland – m4m (Ashland)
Thank you for the show! Maybe we can find a more suitable place for you to do that again.
nurse at Henrico Doctors this afternoon – m4w (Henrico)
You were coming off the elevator while we were loading drywall onto another and you jokingly asked us to come renovate your home….I never got that address tho…would love to meet up again sometime.
Henrico Jail East – m4w – 40 (Henrico)
I was inmate for two months and of course your deputy. I flirted with you a lot but had hard time talking to you cause I was so nervous. YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL AND SO SWEET. I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. I WISH I COULD OF MET YOU UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES. MY LOSS FOR SURE
IM ON FACEBOOK
latino at pump house last year – m4m (pumphouse park)
we were both cruising at pump house about a year or so ago and we started to hookup there but you followed me back to my apartment and we finished there. you had the fattest cock I’ve ever seen and i can’t stop thinking about it. you were latino and i am white and young. give me details if you think this is you.
balliceaux neuroscience dance partner – m4w
You: ashley, vcu neuroscience student, In a master’s program. You were there cause your friend broke up with her boyfriend.
Me: wearing a sweater with blue stripes, glasses.
I am kicking myself for not getting your number before you left. Email me and tell me what you were wearing.
Re: balliceaux neuroscience dance partner – m4w
Hate to tell you this, but either this girl lied about her name or what she’s studying. First, there is only a PhD program in neuroscience, the closest master’s program is in Anatomy and Neurobiology. Regardless, there is no one named Ashley in either program.
white van on I-64 W – m4m – 57 (New Kent)
wm CD 5’8 185. I was driving on I-64 to Richmond this afternoon and pulled up beside you then you saw me. I was hoping to get your attn.; Hope you see this. I pulled off exit 220. tell me what I was showing you.
Blk hair woman red Durango lake view elem. – m4w (Lake view elem colonial heights)
You was a white female with black hair, driving a red Durango. You was dropping your daughter off for school. I thought you looked amazing. If you happen to see this message me.
Panera – Carytown – m4w (Richmond)
I was hiring. After 3 great phone conversations, we met at Panera. You interviewed for my assistant position. Best interview ever. You were cute, dynamic, fun and intelligent. You also were intimidating. With a hint of inappropriate office games to ensue, I panicked. I hired the guy instead.
Mistake. He’s awful. Or, he was awful. I let him go.
I’ve searched for your resume to contact you. No dice.
In the interview, you mentioned Pepper Potts. What was it about her that you loved?
Qdoba Valentine – w4m
Qdoba is offering a free burrito for a kiss exchange. I want a free burrito. Let’s make this happen.
