The 10K this past weekend left a lot of people running through the minds’ of Craigslist posters. Really got their hearts racing. Hoping for a good finish. I’m out of puns.
The 10K this past weekend left a lot of people running through the minds’ of Craigslist posters. Really got their hearts racing. Hoping for a good finish. I’m out of puns.
Here is this week’s batch of Missed Connections:
Attactive 10k runner in Starbucks this morning – m4m (Carytown)
You came in around 10:30am this morning in your black running tights and black shirt. Was hoping to get a glimpse of your package but sadly, I wasn’t able to. You had a nice beard and the most adorable face ever. I was about two people ahead of you in line.
If you think this is you, shoot me a note and let’s take it from there.
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Bike Girl – m4w (3rd street as you exit 95 south)
Dear Bike Girl,
You were wearing tights and an over sized acid wash jean coat, and a red knit hat. I was driving the truck you carelessly pedaled out in front of.
Without a care or worry in the world you pedaled your bike past the stop sign without a second thought, throwing caution to the wind as you veered haphazardly in front of my vehicle. A glance to your right be damned.
I slammed my brakes and was forced to drive up onto the curb, narrowly missing your rear tire by inches. Yet you continued to avoid glancing in my direction. I honked at you, and since we were going in the same direction I was forced to follow you as you zigzagged along the road.
With your obvious lack of common sense, awareness of your surroundings, and a helmet you should be dead. But your not. At first I was happy I didn’t kill you. But now I’m mad, you should be dead.
I take solace in the fact that one day a vehicle will hit you, and remove your idiot DNA from being passed on to the future generations. For the sake of the human race and planet earth, this will hopefully happen sooner rather than later. I hope you enjoy the warm embrace of the engine block that finds you, followed by the taste of asphalt and your own blood.
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lowes chester “female cart driver ” lol – m4w (Chester lowes)
You are one sexy lady even if you think you can’t drive the cart but dam if you didn’t drive my mind wild you black sexy long curly hair blk/wht checkered pants shirt hanging off your sexy shoulder if this is you u should hit me up
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Juicyfruit – m4w
God knows where my heart is and he knows I can’t go back on what I’ve done to you n your child. She warned me about you and I still did same ol me and messed it up one day I pray for you to come back so it’ll go away for what it’s worth you were always right those were my favorite chips I just didn’t see the sign god was showing me but I understand now but like they say too little too late. Any ways you showed me what love is and next time I’ll make sure it never comes to this again. Love you always sincerely J
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Wawa on Midlo Trnpk by Chippenham (7pm) – w4w (Richmond)
Hey,
Random, yes, but you successfully made comfortable conversation about pickles while making my sandwich the other day and I’d love the recipe. I’ve scoured the internet for west indian pickle recipe w/cayenne and apple cider vinegar and come up with nothing 🙁
I couldn’t tell if you were flirting or just being nice, so I left without asking for your number not trying to make it weird. Whichever it was, you seemed really cool/chill and I could use more friends. Considering a Wawa sub is sometimes my lazy girl’s dinner after the gym hopefully I’ll see you around same time, same place.
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To the whore in New Kent – w4m
You think that by breaking my husband and I apart, that once he loses his dream, you will be the woman who puts him back together. I got news for ya.. What he feels for you.. Isn’t love, or even lust. It’s pity. He needs the ego boost that your pathetic texts and emails give him for some reason. So if you think that he will ever leave, think again. What you don’t realize is that if I leave, those dreams he has.. Go with me. As does the $$. Wise up, go find a man of your own, & please stop saying you are a Christian.
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Girl with a hat n’ backpack – m4w (Belmont)
On my bike with a friend just now, saw you walking down the street and smiled at you. We’re headed to Maymont and it struck me just a moment too late to ask if you’d care to come with us, so I uh, awkwardly biked after you as you went into your backyard.
Didn’t mean to be weird, I just think you’re right pretty and wanted to know your name.
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Briauna at Olive Garden on Midlo – m4w (Midlo tnpk)
We were at a party and you were our waitress. I had to behave bc everyone was there, but I knew you sensed it. Our eyes locked a few times and I felt that fat ass brush against me a few times. Girl, you have no idea…I wish you were that salad I was crushing on lol. IF you ever see this, hmu bc I’m still hungry…Tell me what color my eyes are…
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