Best of RVA missed connections 7/5-12

by | Jul 12, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, you’d know Pokemon Go is the new national craze.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, you’d know Pokemon Go is the new national craze. If you’re smart, you used the game to your advantage to pick up a number like a couple of our missed connections.

Read this week’s missed connections below”

Talkin about Pokemon today w/ heavily tattooed girl w/ long curly hair – m4w (Lamplighter on Addison)

We were both waiting for our drinks at Lanplighter and started talking about the Pokemon craze. You are around 5’6″, heavily tattooed, full sleeves, and long curly hair. You were with a guy so I didn’t want to be rude if you two were together. If you see this and happen to be single, I’d love to hangout sometime.

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Pokemon Go and church hill – m4w (Richmond)

You came up in a blue running shirt and asked if I was playing said game. I said of course not. My less so subtle friend shouted yes! Anyway, I could not stop staring at your camel toe in those black running pants. Pretty sure you caught me looking. No shame! Haha hope you see this.

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Starbucks Tatty Mommy – m4w (Carytown)

HI.

We talked about old misogynistic men and watered down coffee that people like for some reason that doesn’t really make much sense but whatever. And then we talked about customer service, and how it sucks. Anyways, let’s get coffee that doesn’t taste like mud sometime.

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Babe at Bellgrade Shell Station 7/6/16 – m4w (Midlothian)

Wow. You are quite something to look at, and I’m not just talking about that tight rear end of yours. From your wine colored hair and tattoos to your Harry Potter glasses, man, you pushed all my buttons. I forgot my wallet and let you go in front of me. You bought a Pepsi and a bottle of Fabreeze, but before I could ask for your number, you took off in a black Ford Explorer. If you live in the area, I’d love to take you out sometime. I was wearing a purple shirt and shorts. Respond to this with your number if you remember me and would like to get dinner sometime.

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I know you read these! – m4w (Chesterfield)

I am writing this to inform you that you have an awesome personality. I think you’re great. I want to be your friend so bad, and I don’t mean that I just want to hang out and sleep with you, I mean I really want to be your friend. Something keeps telling me that I need you in my life. Maybe its GERD, or the voices in my head. Whichever it is I can’t not not not (not not not not?) think about you often and I can’t jump off a building because I don’t want people to have to clean up the mess.

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favorite this post Soul Ice Guy – m4m (Riverfront)

Old posting, but I SAW YOU AGAIN TODAY AND YOU HAD YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS!

You were the chocolate guy selling Soul Ice. My friends and I stopped for some…

I tried flirting with you.

I couldn’t stop staring.

I want to meet again

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You cut my hair – m4m (Richmond)

You came to my hotel room and cut my hair then stayed the night, and I was an idiot in the morning and it was awkward, but you were kind, caring and wonderful, and aside from everything else, I haven’t gotten a haircut since then and now I really need one. I lost your card, but wanted to set up appt at wherever you work because I thought you did a great job.

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821 Vegfest booth – m4w (Bryan Park)

You were the lovely blonde working the 821 booth. You had a great smile, and I should have gotten one of the gyros. My friend was being picky. Should have gotten your name.

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Singing at Kroger – m4w (Gayton Crossing)

I was in my own little world. Checking out the produce and singing..obviously louder than I thought. You told me to “keep on singing”. When I laughed and mentioned I was just in my own little world, you said you thought it was cute. I really wanted to follow up with you, but never came back across you in the store. The chances of you seeing this are slim to none, but thought it was worth a shot.

Tell me what either of us was wearing and a little about you if you see this. Maybe we can grab a drink or coffee or something.

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ATTENTION WOMEN – w4m (Richmond)

Be careful with “Real Talk” this man is crazy. He has 2 cells that he is calling from pretending he is a different person when you reject him. Both numbers are 1 804 THREE NINE NINE TWO 94 ZERO and 1 four 3 four 233 seven nine seven 7

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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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