It’s getting close to Halloween, time to embrace the weirdest part of ourselves and learn to love outside our comfort zone.
It’s getting close to Halloween, time to embrace the weirdest part of ourselves and learn to love outside our comfort zone.
That’s where this week’s missed connections come in. Maybe you’re fortunate to be the subject of one of our extra-spooky ‘best-ofs’ this week – so have a look, and consider responding and let us know how things go.
very attractive character at Kings Dominion Haunt – m4w
You were tall with long black hair would love to get to know you I am 29 years old you were working as a clown in the Cleaver Brothers Carnival in the Candy Apple area.
Quick & simple – m4w – 34 (eastern henrico)
Hey Ladies, OK I’ll be straight to the point! A couple times a month I go hook up with this chick named MOLLY!!! When I see her she makes me want to make out with someone new!!! I’m looking for a white female ( the bigger the better) to have a lustful make out session with! I do have a girl so I want someone in the east end so I can slip out and meet up with! I’m gonna be seeing MOLLY tomorrow 10/14 about 3pm and would love to have a lady friend to play with after I get with MOLLY! Im blk so if you don’t dig blk dudes move on to the next guy! I’m only looking for a FWB.
i was bleeding on some stairs – w4mm – 20 (off cary street? (and blvd?))
i was bleeding heavily (from my face) on some stairs saturday night. my distressed friend was being woefully denied by uber. you (like three very cool guys) graciously let us come to your (totally sick) house and let me get like 90% of the blood off. you had a badass pool table, and I probably freaked out your friends. hmu; i remember one of your names but not your location. i’ll make you some cookies.
melody from quaker state&lube – m4w (richmond)
melody ur one beautiful girl luv the tats u have was in watching football game loved everytime u walked by if u need a sugar daddy let me know.
Honesty Pure Unadulterated Honesty – m4w (Richmond va)
I need to say this with all my lungs. You will not engage me in conversation, yet you will take to saying cross words to me as you walk away. I will own my part in this but you need to as well. You need to apologize to me for the shit you said. You hurt me! I am emotionally drained, I have nothing left.
How am I supposed to be with you when you say things that hurt like you do. How am I supposed to sit here and take what your saying when what you say that. I am going out of my mind. I want to hate you right now…but I cant. You are important to me but this has to stop. you need to find a better way you need to figure out life as it applies to us. Im tired of living like this. I am tired, drained, exasperated at all of this.
wanna trade (richmond)
I would like to trade some zanax for some weed so if anyone is holding hmu lets make a trade
Macy’s repairmen…cum fix me – m4m (Colonial Heights )
Hey
It was a group of you working at Macy’s in Colonial Heights today. All of you were sexy and mature. The bald guy led the pack. I’d love to have one, some or even all of you fuck me. Let’s play! Tell me where the compactor was located and I’ll know if I’m connecting with the right guy(s).
Hawks Construction Guy – m4m
Hey guy! You just finished a project for me and my wife. Your name is Justin and we spoke and exchanged glances. I think you caught me staring at your box and ass! Would like to get together and give you a full body massage and a very happy ending and nothing required of you! If you see this let me know and we can take it from there!
Veteran’s Cab: Lions, Tigers and Bears… – w4m (Text, email, phone)
Oh, my!
Que paso?
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Dorothy
Oh my!
Que paso?
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Dorothy
Black Land Rover – w4m – 46 (Chippenham Trp)
age : 46 status : divorced
You driving a blck Landrover with Black rims, very sexy you looked….Me driving Green Audi we took Hopkins exit….Thought you were behind me you went other way. Would
love to talk…
Frat Douche I Met Today – m4m – 39
age : 39 height : 6’0″ (182cm) status : single Body : husky Face : beard
You think you’re so fucking hot. You’re nothing but a gym body spending daddy’s money. Everything has been handed to you. Also, you are not funny at all. You think you’re the life of the party, but your jokes are lame and your stories are boring.
Everything about you grates my nerves down to nubs. I want to punch you in the fucking face every time you open your pearly white mouth. I hope you drop dead and die you stupid piece of worthless pretty boy garbage. Waste of fucking space, bmw driving, tight jeans wearing, fake vintage screen print tee for that hipster “look” dumb fucking stupid idiot asshole.
Still, if you want a blowjob later, I’m totally down with that. I’ll also rim. HMU.
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