Humans tend to suppress difficult times in their memory. Places, people, and things connected to these dark times, when encountered, tend to precipitate flashes in our brains, bolstering the suspicion that, yes, I was surgically engineered in a lab as a military...
Washington R-Words Update: A Dan Snyder X-Mas Carol
It was an abnormally cold night, even for FedEx Field in December. And unfortunately for one Daniel Snyder, the offices were no refuge from it. Ticket sales were down. Robert Griffin III jersey sales, once the cash cow of the franchise, had halted. It was an...
Washington R-Words Update: The Fall Of RGIII
[WARNING: I will be using the term “R-Words” throughout this article because I have no idea what’s right anymore] What a ride, R-Words. The benching of RGIII signals the end of the roller coaster, a sudden stop that jolts our upper bodies forward over the waist...
Washington R-Words Week Eight Recap: Hell to the R-Words
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] Kirk Cousins walked a little slower than normal into the R-Words facility, his head bouncing back and forth from one side of his chest to the other....
Washington R-Words Week Two Recap: Griffin Attempts to Turn Clock Back, Hurts Self Again
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] "Baylor statue, these clock hands are huge!" said Robert. Everyone knows RGIII always says "Baylor statue" when he's frustrated, so no one below flinched....
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