[WARNING: I will be using the term “R-Words” throughout this article because I have no idea what’s right anymore]
“Baylor statue, these clock hands are huge!” said Robert. Everyone knows RGIII always says “Baylor statue” when he’s frustrated, so no one below flinched. Granted, they were hundreds of feet below. No one probably heard the 2012 2nd-overall pick shouting obscenities, at least what Robert Griffin III would consider obscenities. The human-sized hands of the J. J. Watt-sized clock were impervious. He needed 2012. He needed his rookie of the year body back. He would do anything to get it.