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Best Of VA Missed Connections December 4 – December 10

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Christmas is coming, and tensions are running high — especially in this week’s Missed Connections. If you’ve got a camera and a talent for portraits, commissions for naughty holiday pictures are just a Craigslist ad away. You know you wanna — just think about all those Christmas gifts one photoshoot could pay for.

There’s plenty more on offer this week as well, from Deadheads with Facebook groups to guys attempting to lure you in by comparing themselves to Kelsey Grammer’s Frasier character. And if you’ve already broken out your favorite Christmas sweater a few times this month, someone just might be looking for you!

Meanwhile, at least one Acura salesman’s sales pitches are working better than he ever expected. And once again, Missed Connections proves that the cliche about guys loving women in workout clothes is still true decades after the heyday of Jane Fonda’s Workout.

Let’s get physical, Virginia.

Provocative Photographer (Richmond)

So.. not really sure this would go, but I am looking for someone with photography skills that would be willing to take some provocative “christmas pictures.” For example, me in long johns with a glass of wine in front of a xmas tree. Looking for a semi-talented person who has a real camera, photoshop, etc. Not some guy with an iPhone 5. I am an attractive, fit, white guy in his late 20’s. Curious to see if this might work out. Please send your stats too so I have an idea of who I am talking to. Thanks!

Home Alone (Carytown)

Looking for woman to come over and watch Home Alone. Handsome, hung, mid-30s, white male. 🙂

Tatted mom at Walmart (Richmond)

Looking for the chick I chatted with at Walmart on friday… Thick with some dope ink and some baby blues…had your son with you him and my daughter had a funny chat with eachother…you complimented my hand tattoo.Tell me what I said about the tattoo on your chest so I know its you…Really hope you see this.

Beautiful Feet (RVA)

This is for the ladies only:

I’m hoping to find someone with nice feet who’d enjoy making me pamper them on a regular basis. I will definitely make it worth your while. I’m sane, very fit, and attractive if that matters.

Thanks!

Need pillows (Richmond)

Looking for so nice BIG soft pillows to rest my head on or in. I like older, broken in and used pillows. If anyone has any that she wants to contribute then let me know

He doesn’t listen to you? (Everywhere)

I will

Remember Dr. Crane from Cheers? His tag line from his radio call-in program…”I’m listening”.

Does your husband/boyfriend/main squeeze just not listen to you? Is he too wrapped up in sports/golf/hunting/drinking beer to talk to you…to listen to you…listen to the things you’re interested in???

Well..I’ll listen. I’m not a psychiatrist, psychologist, or sociologist…no letters after my name. Just a mature gentleman (well..at least I think I am), retired technical professional that’s been around the block a few times, been kicked in the head by life a few times.

I know how frustrating it can be when someone just doesn’t listen…or care to.

So…talk to me…tell me what bugs you…I promise a sympathetic ear.

This is no come-on…I don’t need to know your name, we’ll probably never meet, I won’t share what you tell me with anyone.

I’m listening!!!!

Manscaping (Shortpump)

I used to trip a straight guy and miss it!

Downtown server named Logan (The Burg)

Last time I was in having lunch and you served me it looked like you were suffering from an extreme lack of a vitamin D. I know the holidays probably are keeping you busy buying gifts so if you want to come by I have a huge supply of it I can give you.

reindeer sweater (Jax Ward)

Christmas party. You had on a great reindeer sweater. Similar stats between us except for age. Discreet here.

Looking for Pam from the DSO Concert (Richmond)

I met the most fascinating woman at the DSO concert at the National. We spent half of the show together and her name is Pam but I foolishly didn’t get her contact information. 

Pam, if you see this please reach out to me or perhaps join the Facebook group Ramble On RVA. I’m fairly easy to find there, or I am usually at Friday happy hour at Cary St. Cafe. I really hope to see you again.

Acura salesman (West broad)

You know you were flirting hard earlier today.. hope you sell me something!!

Tractor Supply (Powhatan)

Saw you buying dog food we had mutual man to man eye contact. Got a vibe from you. Thought you were handsome.

Mr. Submarine Cook on Jefferson Davis (Richmond)

You are a Dominican girl?
I’m an Asian male
I ordered a corned beef sub/fries today
I don’t apologize for eye f*cking you
Hit me up

Looking for the Female Marine

Since most men are morons I’ve changed the title of the post. I am a guy posting about a woman!

We’ve literally almost ran into each other twice. We see each other around work every now and then and I always get a smile from you. I believe you may have recently dyed your hair lighter, but it’s hard to tell since you always have it up in uniform.

If you see this get in touch. I get the feeling that this a mutual interest.

Ridgefield YMCA (Ridgefield)

You’re a white woman who works at the Y; it was about noon when I checked in, started to walk back, and that’s where I met you, and we had a brief conversation. Your hair was pulled back into a tight bun. When I was in the gym, I could help but try and watch you as you sanitized the equipment. I tried to find you on the way out so I could catch a glimpse at your name tag, and say goodbye, but no luck. I don’t care about your home situation…. I’m just really hoping you see this!

Girl with black hair in double bun with gray shirt and wind breakers (Hopewell food lion)

You were shopping around 1230 Saturday. I’d like to get to get to know you. I was going to approach but you were with someone and didn’t want it to be awkward. Send me a pic so I know it’s you

Tatted blonde at onelife (Chesapeake)

Saw you this morning, I think we were hitting the exact same circuit pretty much. We worked out next to each other a few times. Tell me what I was wearing would love to have a workout body.

Handsome Driver (Oilville)

You caught my attention on the road. Mighty handsome in that big truck and bright orange work shirt. You had me thinking about you.

Central Park (Fredericksburg)

You held the door open for me and winked at me. You are one sexy guy. You’ll remember me if you see this post. ABC Store at around 2:30pm today. You were the third guy in the truck

Food Lion Portsmouth, Handsome White Guy with Long Pony Tail (Portsmouth)

You were working tonight at the registers, Portsmouth Food Lion High St. You are a very good looking white guy with a long pony tail. Stop by my place after work for a relaxing foot massage, etc. I live in Port Norfolk Portsmouth.

Dear John

When I’m with you I feel free. Like I’m flying, metaphorically. Physically, I feel agile and spry. I feel that at any moment I could kiss you and you would be ok with it. You my invite it. Though, this is only speculation for I cannot read your thoughts and as always, your cards held tight to your chest.

I love my wife. This is an understatement. More decorative language would only result in the same solid fact. I love who she is, I love who she pushes me to be. I cannot profess this enough. There is nothing that could come between us aside from my foolish wrongdoings. I am wild about my wife. She is how I define sexy. She is how I define woman. It is foolish of me to assume that you would invite an advance. Almost as foolish it is to think that I will ever make one. So our relationship would be doomed to sway in this precarious position until you, bored of my state, find entertainment elsewhere.

I’m so sorry to assume things of you

I’m so sorry to lead you on into thinking that we had a strictly platonic relationship while I secretly pined for you.

It is healthy for no one to continue this way.

Though, I would like to stay in touch the only way I can. Perhaps selfishly, but I don’t want to be forgotten by you. Bleep blurp bloop

Hot Dad In Southpoint Walmart

You were looking for cranberry jello around 9:30-10am this morning.

Hope you found it. If you ever looking for something else. I wouldn’t mind helping you find it…….😉

Older Retired Gentleman (Richmond)

You are an older retired man. We met a years ago and I would come to your place from time to time to share stories about your life experiences and mine. This is John and your name was Wayne. You were in your 60s and I am in my late 40s. Would like to reconnect if you see this.

I commented on your beard, that kid was loud

We were in the same place this afternoon, I guess around 3 pm or so. You had short hair, sort of military looking, and I commented on your beard. It was trimmed nicely. You had a tattoo on your right arm. A side note, That kid was so loud. Reply back.

looking for Mary (roa)

we had green tea at starbucks, I miss you and want to see you again. please get back to me.

WaWa employee “It’s not my fault” (Western Branch)

Wondering what happened to you. I haven’t seen you around lately. I hope you are doing okay. I hope I didnt creep you out or scare you away. I only mean well.

Saturday Night Texas Roadhouse (Fredericksburg)

Jane at the bar out of all the waitresses you are the prettiest. Wish I could have talked to you more. Let me know if you’d like to chat sometime.

Cheeseburger bite girl at 7-11 (Norfolk sewells pt)

Last night after 11 PM. You changed your mind about getting a cheeseburger bite. We chatted for a bit about our respective jobs. You worked as a coat check attendant. I thought we vibed pretty well, but I was too shy to get your name and number. If I was right and we clicked hmu. I’d love to chat.

Wondering eyes (Salem)

Her eyes seems like she is missing & craving more !

Trade wife’s panties

Looking for married guy to trade wife’s panties with

Jimmy (Richmond)

Looking for an old friend. You should be in your late 50s by now

Food lion Peter’s creek (Roanoke)

Tattooed cashier girl…

New cashier, black, big t!ts(rookie)…

I’d like to —- either

Best Of VA Missed Connections November 27 – December 3

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This week’s Missed Connections is all about the river hangs — and I gotta tell y’all, it seems like a bit late to me. I know this is a southern city, and it stays warm pretty deep into the fall, but nonetheless, post-Thanksgiving seems a bit late for a barefoot day at the river. And yet here we are — not only is some guy running around with no shoes at the James in the final days of November, but someone else is getting ready to full-on canonize the guy… or at least his feet. Stay weird, Richmond.

That’s not all we’ve got for you this week — no no, not by a long shot! Too often when someone in MCs is talking about “trees” you know they’re just trying to score some weed, but this week we’ve got a couple of actual plant nerds fluent in Latin species classification names making a connection at the greenhouse. How can you not love that? Meanwhile, usually when someone talks about a dream cashier, you figure that means they were the cashier of their dreams. But hey, plot twist — all it really means is that they talked about dreams with their cashier. Are we really speaking the same language out here?

Meanwhile, we’ve got proof that Richmond really does appreciate all kinds of people — at least one person this week is trying to track down a panhandler they met. And not just to buy them coffee, either, though it does seem the ideal way to a gas station spanger’s heart.

Finally, there’s not much more depressing in this world than having to take a Lyft to the urgent-care spot… so I guess the real question is: does getting a Missed Connection from your driver make it better or worse?

Get that checked out, Virginia.

Barefoot guy at the river

Would like to wor$hip your feet.

You said my goatee was on point (Richmond)

You are a sexy little blond at the apartments at Hull St Rd and 6th St and you had a friend with you. I could tell you wanted to play with my beard and i would love to let you. Hit me up and tell me your girlfriends name so i know it’s you.

Thinking about that Christian guy

I used to know this guy who was struggling with his feelings for other guys. He had issues with his faith vs his feelings. I was kind of in the same boat. I wonder if he’s still thinking about it. I know I am.

Thinking of you

Seems totally pointless to post here but was thinking of you just now and wanted to reach out. Hope to hear from you. Wishing you the very best as always. I hope you are doing well.

Mr. Bad Timing

Home Depot dream cashier (Ashland)

I told you about a dream I had. I left completely bewildered that I told you about it. You must think Im crazy.

Lumber Store Man (Midlothian)

You were on the phone walking the aisles talking. You passed by several times. You were very cute. You were wearing your blue work uniform with your name on it. Each time you passed I made eye contact. Definitely would like some man fun with you.

7 cats (Chester)

I was talking to you today and you had on a blue straight outta pencils shirt on with black sweatpants. I would love to talk to you more. I was working at a store in Chester and we was having a conversation. You probably won’t see this. But a little about our convo is you was single and guys be wanting you to just jump on it and not anything else. So tell me what store I met you in. Never got your name. You also work with a vendor for the store that’s how you got your cats.

Great Big Greenhouse (Richmond)

Woman in black near the Spathiphyllum and Epipremnum. I believe you had Sansevieria on your flat cart. We coincidentally parked next to each other. Let’s be plant friends.

Kroger – Jeff

You were looking for molasses and we engaged in a brief conversation. I felt there was some chemistry there. I was too nervous to offer my phone number or ask for yours. I highly doubt you will see this ad. But if by some rare twist of fate that you happen to stumble upon this ad and reply, then I’d like to converse further.

But first, please indulge me and provide some identifying information so that I know that you were the guy I spoke to. For instance, what was I wearing? And where did I say I was from? Or tell me something to help me identify you.

Guys looking for women…??? (Everywhere)

Have any of you actually connected with a female???? 

I mean really connected..not just a few x-rated texts or emails???

Getting Coffee, reading a book? Watsons? (West/End, Short Pump)

I was getting coffee in the West End….. You’re the white woman who was reading a book with a big, white “Watsons” in the title. You’re book didn’t look like fluff. Give me a shout if you’re down.

Acura salesman (West broad)

You know you were flirting hard earlier today.. hope you sell me something!!

Early morning ride

Rideshare early in the morning…. you complimented my natural hair. You said you like to go dancing & should show me the city. You cut hair also 

I hoped you’d find a way to get in touch

Lyft passenger to patient first. (Fan)

Your name begins with k. Don’t wanna say more for your privacy. Remember me?

ODC beautiful tatted guy (RVA)

dear diary, 

We met at ODC after 2 AM. You were ridiculously attractive, long hair, good beard, 6’2, had two tatted sleeves but your long shirt was covering them. I got you to come back to my apartment with me & it was amazing EXCEPT I never got any contact info from you 🙁 I think your name was Tristan but my friend said it was John. the fact I’m even writing this is hilarious but you were so handsome.

Mesmerized (Short pump)

I whispered in your ear that I was mesmerized by you. I told you I would be back next Friday to see you. I came, but I had to leave early. You probably dont look at these, but I figuired I would try. If its you just let me know where we saw each other. Hope this works!

missing (Charlottesville)

Missing my lg as of late, I hate that you had to move away to be with your husband. Maybe one day you will be able to confide in him your true desires, instead of sneaking around. Be good Princess maybe fate will bring you back to me

Chatted at Target (Westchester)

Should have asked for your number, beautiful African-American lady in Target the other day that I chatted with.

Starbucks near Carilion (The bridges)

Hey, you were with another talking.. between 12-2 today Saturday 11/30. We made eye contact several times.

When you walked out you saw me in my vehicle. Not sure why you didn’t come to the car instead you went around the corner… interested.. hmu.. tell me something you would know

YMCA (Richmond)

Hey, I know u catch me staring at you all the time when I see u working or working out!! Would love if you are actually into guys lol..

food lion/gym girl (Rocky mount)

Hey Idk if it’s anything to it or if it even could be. Idk who the guy you go to the gym is. I don’t believe it’s your ol man. If I thought I wouldn’t even try this. But if it is my bad. I seen you today I drive the blue f-350. Idk if you see this message me respond tell me what’s up?

Teddy Bear

Any women lose a big ol teddy bear?

Anytime Fitness You’re From MD

We kind of trained together today and agreed to train together tomorrow. You’re visiting from MD. Would like to take you out while you’re here. What did we agree to train together if you’re interested?

Single mom looking for man at Hamilton (Richmond)

We sat next to each other at Hamilton at the Altria on Friday night, the 29th. I was there with my two daughters and you were there alone. I’m guessing you’re in your early to mid-50s. I found you very attractive, and your lack of a ring did not go unnoticed.

older lady lowes black friday (louis)

you said I look like a guy you dated in high school. let’s chat

Sheetz

Saw you in sheetz on rt 10. Wanted to say something but to shy. You had on all black reply with what I was talking about or what I was wearing

Exxon off Chamberland ave (Richmond)

Wondering if you still stand in front of Exxon pan handling . You are a nice looking guy friendly Said your name is Le’Shawn. See this let’s grab some coffee. Later man.

You work at St. Catherine’s (Richmond)

Name starts with an A. I believe I’ve seen you on here before, and we met in person once. I wonder if you would be up for anything given your situation and what I have heard about you

Yesterday at Panera drive-thru

Yesterday around 10:30 am I went to the new Panera in Westchester Commons and used the drive thru. You were a stunningly beautiful red head. You took my breath away. I was in a black SUV and wasn’t alone. If you have any interest, message me. I never do this but what the hell.

7-11 on rt33

We met this morning we chatted for a bit I told you how old I was if you see this and interested get back to me

Most beautiful asian

Saw you at your job laughing and smiling outside I would assume with your co workers. You were wearing a black long dress, Definitely saw a tattoo on the shoulder. Just wanted to let you know you are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I’m to shy to talk to you so I really hope you see this

Cute blonde girl in the Watkins nursery dump truck (Midlothian)

You were that cute blonde and I was the guy who got that blue truck moved for you. The least thing you could do is meet me for a drink…..😉

ACAC Thanksgiving day short pump (short pump)

grey hair, glasses, red tee and white shorts with weight training gloves on, on fitness floor in the morning. hope to make a missed connection with you.

Female employee at Publixx yesterday around 1:45pm (Mechanicsville)

I was the older guy, you bagged my groceries. You said you were helping to cook for Thanksgiving, then going to a friend’s to drink. Wish I had let you bring groceries to my car like you offered. Would love to learn more. Hope to hear back if you are interested. Tell me your name so I know it’s you.

Tennis mom (VB)

Looking for the tennis mom that posted earlier looking for a friend. You sent your contact info and your post was taken down. I’m still interested…

Graig (Shockoe Bottom)

Graig, i just have to say you are too cute with your glasses and man bun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlos (Chester)

I lost your number! We meant at McD’s on 10 Saturday morning. Please contact me!!!

Dollar General rt1 Sunday night

Cute girl in grey or blue car, I was in a white car.. tell me the make if interested in me….

Best Of VA Missed Connections November 20 – November 26

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It’s the Tuesday before Thanksgiving and everybody’s a little punchy, eagerly awaiting the long weekend and massive amounts of food we’re all gonna scarf down between now and Cyber Monday. So with that in mind, dive into a wild and wooly week of Missed Connections.

In this edition, we’ve got people seeking everything from literal ice queens to literal incels. If you’re in the latter category, I’m sad to report that no end to your involuntary celibacy is on offer… but at least someone might talk to you. We’ve also got an entirely-too-lengthy rant by some edgelord who hates on everyone else’s ads for several paragraphs before finally admitting that he’s really just as sad and lonely as the rest of us.

Before we get to all that, though — everyone tells you to buy a girl a drink, but one of you fine players out here bought a girl a sandwich. I don’t know about her, but I can tell you that if I was still single, that move would DEFINITELY work on me. Meanwhile, you know the first-responder worship has gone too far when people are having spiritual transformations after looking into the eyes of a cop. Blues lives don’t matter THAT much, y’all. Let’s bring it down a notch.

And by the way, that classic cheap cologne by Faberge is spelled Brut. A brute is something else entirely; if you’re wearing that cologne, it might be you.

Have a brutal Thanksgiving, Virginia.

Ice Queen (Tuckahoe)

Looking for an Ice Queen because my air conditioning is broken and stuck at 59°.

you were the psycho who had a street beef with some lady from roanoke (blackstone)

i saw you and havent been able to get you off my mind

RE: (BLACKSTONE) (Goochland)

I was throwing some beef with some lady in roanoke, but i’m not psycho!

Girl in Black Top at Tobacco Company Club (Shockoe Bottom)

I saw you at the Tobacco Company Club on Saturday night, November 16th. You looked amazing in your low cut black top and we smiled at each other as you passed me by while we were both near the bar. Later I saw you on the dance floor and we made eye contact and smiled at each other several times. I should have come over and danced with you but I chickened out. Give me a chance to take you out for a drink. I was the guy wearing the blue shirt, white male, blondish/brown hair. Send me a message if you see this and if this sounds like you.

Fit brunette with very short hair

You probably will never see this but I just wanted to say that you’re beautiful. Incredibly fit, and you obviously have a lot of discipline and drive. You have an amazing body, a beautiful smile that could light up a room, and the short hair is incredibly sexy.

Hopefully you know that all your hard work definitely gets noticed! We see each other 3-4 times a week, and I always look forward to seeing you.

we collaborated on art

hey… you. (female..5’6, size 2-3) and I worked together on some art projects at my studio. I have since lost ALL my contacts, and have deleted FB. .001% of you seeing this, but hell…why do people put messages in a bottle? 🙂

Looking for incel, or similar to interview (Richmond, VA)

Hi, really interested in a talk/ filmed interview with a local incel or similar, can be anonymous with face shrouded. Just need someone to shed light on the community, and would love to hear from somebody in it rather than someone biased. contact me if you’re interested.

BamBam (Elkton)

You know who you are. I can’t find you anywhere. Do you wanna be found?

If so – reach out. There’s so much I want to say. I’m sorry, I miss you and I care about you are a few of the things I really want to get off my chest if you’ll let me.

-A

Pride in our story

It’s a meaningless, empty life when you find you aren’t just lonely, but bored. I need a good man to recover me and hold my hand and write the next part of my life. Help me remember what makes me vibrant again (healthier habits and get in shape)! Far from perfect but I’ll try hard and keep it that way. If you describe yourself to me in more than 2 sentences, I’ll describe me back. Prefer humble and laid back. A man…aka someone who is not with someone else currently. Prefer 40’s, humble, funny, tall, and laid back?

To the Hamilton ensemble girl with the buzzcut (Richmond)

I went for a musical and left with a crush. The whole cast was fantastic, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of you whenever you were on-stage. I hope you have a great time in Richmond and keep killing it in the show!

Dollar General Goddess

A, I miss you, I told you you look like Scarlett Johansson. I know we only played twice at my friends house. You wanted to work it out with him. Any chance I can have your legs up in the air again and ….
If you read this reply with your name in subject

We work together (Farmville)

We work together and flirt quite often when we see each other. You more then I at times, but only because I have a little bit of a school girl crush on you. You are a older white man that so happens to be married. Me I am a somewhat Middle aged white female. It’s getting to the point where the talk is getting old and I’d love to see some action from you. I doubt you will because you are married but damn you’re tempting….!

Driving down Mulberry (Martinsville)

I see you driving that white pick up. Old logo on the side. Ours eyes meet. You know! I know! Is that enough though? For now I guess it will have to be.

I bought some new brute spray today. Just know when I wear it, it’s for you.

Firestone (Roanoke, VA)

You serviced my Honda last week. You were tall and had a full dark beard. I was the brunette staring a hole in you. Would love to take you out to dinner/drinks sometime.

7-11 spark with cop created 180 transformation thank you 🇺🇸💞😇 (Virginia Beach)

Oct 25 I had a chance encounter coming out of 7-eleven on S Independence Blvd 430-ish. We looked at each other and something went right through me. I can’t describe it but it’s very powerful. So much so, that it created an immediate 180 in my life. I grew a lot of faith, patience and value in myself. It was an undeniable soulmate spark a one in a million chance……very rare. Although it was a blessing to feel that spark, it’s also lonely because I don’t want anything less than what I felt.

You’re a tall, handsome, white male Police Officer, dark hair, clean cut, about mid 30’s…..you are a blessing 😇

I’m the red head Irish woman (single), sorry we never got a chance to speak…my friend was in the Ram truck beside you…..much regret not even smiling.

I chose you the moment the spark happened. Every day I wake up, I give thanks and ask for you to be protected. Footprints in the sand is exactly how I’m feeling

If we see each other again I’d like to chat and maybe grab a drink. You’re salt of the earth, I’m transparent and have a set of values that may impress you 💞

Thank you universe
🇺🇸💞😇

Young Female (VIRGINIA BEACH)

You were sitting outside Wawa at Holland and Independence on 11/20 around 1130am, I bought you a sandwich. What type sandwich and what else did I give you?

Saturday Night at Sine (Shockoe Bottom)

I saw you Saturday night at Sine in Richmond. You were a girl who got a table with a few of her friends. We made eye contact as you walked through Sine and then I smiled at you while you were eating — I think I caught you when your mouth was full – lol. Anyway, I thought you were really pretty (you have amazing legs!) but there wasn’t really any way for me to interrupt your group and introduce myself, and my friends were about to leave anyway. If you thought I was cute too, write back and maybe we can get a drink at Sine.

How Batshit Crazy Are You Really? (Stafford)

Ok, so I am bored and wanted to have a little fun, so I decided I would post an ad on craigslist and see what happens. Now this is not going to be your average post. It is going to be a little bit longer than what you might be use to reading so, if you have the attention span of a gold fish this might be a little difficult for you. Also it has come to my attention that we live in a world of overly sensitive pussies that get offended anything and everything, if thats you I highly suggest you stop reading this right now bc I do not want to be blamed for the tears you may want to cry, I seriously give zero fucks. So lets get to it shall we?

We are all human and we all have our primal wants, needs and desires, but WTF is going on here people, I mean guys have you really read the ads you are posting on here. You really think some woman, bored out of her mind, wants to hangout with a complete stranger, that writes a post with zero fucking creativity. Some of your post have less effort then what it would take to reach into your pocket, to pull out your wallet, to pay a prostitute. And ladies before you get all high and mighty you might wanna slow your roll a little because the number of horny housewives actually do consider fucking one of these tools is higher than you would expect. In the last two years I am willing to bet I have been approached by more women with a boyfriend, or a husband than I have ones that are single.

So why did I title this How Bat Shit Crazy Are You Really, well to get your god damn attention for one, and if you have made it this far I suppose it halfway worked. And lets be real you came onto craigslist missing persons section bc you are missing something, my guess is an orgasm that is intense enough to make your legs tingle and twitch. Come people we all know batshit crazy is usually a sign that reflects fun in the sack. Nobody wants a boring old missionary fairy thats why PornHub is the most viewed site on the internet. In all honesty I think it was my curiosity more so than yours that made me title this ad what I did. I wanted to see who would respond, who’s attention I would grab, who’s feelings I might bother a little.

I feel like this ad will probably get flagged before I get any replies but fuck it at least I had a little fun writing it, I mean what else was I gonna do get my chuckles reading the boring as ads of all the guys wanting a find a female to hangout with. Actually I am a little shocked at the amount of male for male ads, what would your wives say you dirty dogs. Hell shes probably the bored horny one that wouldn’t mind getting double dicked down.

What happened to people making real connections, telling the truth to one another, not being afraid of their insecurities, getting a divorce instead of cheating on their spouse. That is kind of asking for a lot when you consider the current state of our society, I mean how many girls still exist that don’t have two baby daddies, are not on some kind of mental health drug, haven’t been to rehab and are on probation, that embrace their inner slut on a daily, love the idea of lingerie and can even fit into a small to a medium, might even already be PornHub, and can actually read this ad this far. We are all bat shit crazy to our own degree, I mean you kind of have to be to make it through the normal day to day, just turning on the news and listening to our leader talk makes me lose complete hope in the education system of this country.

At any rate hope you enjoyed my words but I am sad to say my boredom has been cured now for the moment but do not fear because the day is still young and we might be day drinking together before you know it.

Take it easy everybody lets see how long it takes for this to get flagged.

Top Photo by Stephane YAICH on Unsplash

Best Of VA Missed Connections November 13 – November 19

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Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, in which we learn that the heart wants what it wants, even when that thing might not be what’s best for you. We also learn that the recent colder temperatures might just be afflicting our MC posters’ fingers, as ads are more terse than ever this week. We’re guessing lots of you are just hurrying to finish typing your posts so you can put your gloves back on. Suggestion: wait til you get where you’re going to let the world know about your missed connection. If you forget it by the time you get there, was it really worth posting about?

There’s also a lot of food talk in this week’s Missed Connections… I guess the temps are also fueling our nesting instincts, meaning we all want to cuddle up with a warm plate of delicious eats. How long before these posts become dominated by talk of “Netflix and chill” in front of the fireplace? At this rate, I give it three weeks.

And finally, of course, we’ve got some questions from a straight guy who, from the sound of it, might not be so straight after all. If any of our readers still feel like they need permission from the world to explore options beyond strictly hetero couplings, well, I’m officially giving it to you.

Let your rainbow flag fly, Virginia.

you punched me in the face in Stuart Court but I still miss you (Richmond)

title says it all.

Miss you (Richmond)

Miss you even though we never really got along and I’m sure you think about me too. BB.

Friday downtown sandwiches

The sandwiches on the second floor were better.

Marcos hull (Brandeemill)

I was disappointed you couldn’t wait on me.

I hope you will next time. When you look at me I want to eat more than pizza.

Dots Restaurant (Bellevue)

You are one Beautiful waitress

Deisy (Sandston)

You are a waitress and waited on me saturday
afternoon.You are beautiful and i would love to get know you. Let me know the name of the restaurant

Gorgeous brunette came in Huddle House round 12:30pm (Virginia Beach)

The gorgeous brunette walked in Huddle House in Landstown area of Virginia Beach. You was wearing a blue top and gray pants your clothes showed off your amazing body perfectly. But anyway I was amazed by your beauty. You walked in with this bold head guy and I don’t know if he is a Bf or a Co-Worker but if you are not seeing anyone or if you are looking for some fun outside of your relationship I would love to help you with that. I would love to meet up and have a drink and talk sometime.

The Gorgeous Mother in CHKD LANDSTOWN this morning (Virginia Beach)

To the most beautiful woman I ever seen in my life. You came into CHKD LANDSTOWN round 8am with your son to check in. I wish I could’ve talk to you and see if you are a single mother or not because I would love to ask you out. You was wearing all black and on your high heels boots you had like a gray Scarf tied around your boots. You are Incredibly sexy and I would love meet up for drinks and see we’re it can go.

Question 4 good looking Str8 guys…. (Fredericksburg)

I have a question and need advice from goodlooking Str8 straight or openminded guys. I’m a similar Goodlooking fit guy, and cannot ask my buddies.

Question – Have you ever had another dude come on to you, or offer to do stuff for you, and what did you do?

VCU Nurse? (E Franklin)

You are a thick short chick. I think you work in the building behind Penny Lane. I see you daily. You’re sexy and I want to get your number.

George Strait (Virginia Beach)

This is not really a missed a connection since we never did talk, but more of a missed opportunity. You sang “Give it Away” at karaoke last night (Saturday), and you were there with a friend. I just thought you were really hot and tried to not look obvious catching glimpses of you all night, since I wasn’t there alone, but then again, neither were you though I’m almost positive you were there with just a friend. Wish you were naked when you sang that song lol.

Krogers deli area – f4m (Richmond)

We spoke in line at the deli today around noon. You had on your work uniform. If you see this tell me where you work or if you’re on qwikmeet tell me what name you go by.

Light guy-food lion (Henrico)

Noticed you in Food lion- working on lights. You mid 40’s, dark hair, scruff, looks like plump ass.

You looked to be checking a couple guys out. What are you into?

Larry’s auto and repair (charlottesville)

Went in with my roomate his service engine light was on.i was in passenger side.you came out to scan the car and had a sexy accent possibly russian or german? Are you single? Are you looking?Whats your name? Tell me what i had with me so i know its you.

We met at Walmart (Churchland)

We met yesterday in the makeup isle, you said I was handsome you would like to hang out sometime. I was wearing jeans a grey t-shirt and black beanie. You were wearing a black dress brown knee high boots and you had brunette hair. Lets meet tonight I am available and would love to make you dinner and have a few drinks. Please respond if you remember me.

Dog Store. Lynnhaven Mall (Virginia Beach)

Dark haired babe with the full sleeve. You’re super pretty and I would like to get to know you.

I had some great Lyft passengers. Anyone? (23227)

I met some great guys driving Saturday night. So you know who I am, Im a tall beefy hairy guy, that drives for charity. Hit me up if you know who I am.

Nice chat (Milothian)

Had a great time chatting with you yesterday on our Uber ride. Hope you had a good day and maybe we will meet again soon.

Lyft driver (Vb)

You were my lyft driver to take me back to my car. Thought we connected pretty good. I’m a male so are you. We were talking about cars and what each cars brand stood for. If you see this and wanna chill let me know what your second car is.

Halloween / Target (charlottesville)

You mouthed something to me when I walked past. It would be fun to run into each other again. Tell me what you said.

i sure miss chatting and emails with you! (richmond)

we used to chat about everything , loved our secret meetings when we did years back,, always think of you! wish you would say hello again. my first initial is R I am male you female first and last intials A. Z. would love to hear from you!

I fixed your flat (RVA)

MWM that stopped to fix your flat. You were a fine black woman that needed a pump. Is it you?

Hannah…..Chris is looking for you (Church Hill)

I am tired of seeing you at a distance and I would like to speak again. I am kicking myself for not getting digits from you when we last spoke. You know where I live and my phone number is right on my van. Call me, girl and let’s get together soon.

Looking for Star from Richmond (Richmond)

Hey star if you see this hit me back. I gave you my number this morning.

Twisted Pig, Port Norfolk, Shooting Pool, with Goatee (Port Norfolk Portsmouth)

I was watching you shoot pool most of the evening, I had to leave, so if you are interested in some relaxation, I live in Port Norfolk not far away. You are welcome to stop by, safe, clean and discreet older guy.

Chub, where have you been? (Sandy Hook)

I miss the days we used to hang out which was long ago 

My 46 birthday came and went and I couldn’t help thinking of you

It’s been too long, let’s reconnect

I’m headed out of town for the weekend but would love to start emailing again and see about finding time to get together

We work together! (Va beach)

So we work together, although we really dont say much other than saying hi and maybe complaining a little about the day, but I always catch you looking at me and vice versa so I just wondered if there was something there.

It could be this is all just a misreading but the way your face lights up every time I say hi to you.. it makes me wonder because you are gorrrrgeous.

Anyway if this reaches the intended person, tell me your name and where we work (and maybe a picture) and I’ll hit you back up!

Best Of VA Missed Connections November 6 – November 12

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We voted last week here in Virginia and this seems to have had an effect on the Missed Connections this week. So if you worked at the polls last Tuesday and found yourself eyeing a handsome young voter, then you just might have a post waiting for you below.

We’ve also got flexible dead ringers for Drew Barrymore, lusty UberEats drivers, and plenty of Kroger shoppers keeping the larder stocked with love. And hey, if you’re Connie who drives the BMW and shops at the Food Lion, it seems you’ve got your own little fan club going this week. Make these men some meatloaf already!

But hey, if you’re going to use a 50-cent word in your Craigslist ad, we just want to warn you to look it up first. Because let me tell you, it’s doubtful anyone’s dress is particularly famished (which means hungry), no matter what color it is.

Get those dictionaries out, Virginia.

My crazy straight friend (Henrico)

He alway wore a shirt that said I’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Lol

Cute Brunette Election Worker (New City Fellowship Polls) (City of Fredericksburg)

I came in to polls at about 6:30 P.M., wearing heavy gray coat, had a mustache and goatee. You had pink nails and black nylons. Your name was Exim? You told me but I’m not sure how to spell it.

You’re a good looking gal. Didn’t get chance to go back and talk – drinks sometime on me? I live just around the corner.

Ms. Fancy Pants

You used to call me that. I have missed hearing that this past year.

I hate the way things ended between us. But i guess when one person wants to be in a committed relationship and the other doesn’t, it’ll never work. Just wish I hadn’t of fallen in love with you. (you never knew that part)

Even thou we met here, I’m sure you don’t look at this anymore. I just needed to vent.

Uptown Wednesday (Chesterfield)

Drew Barrymore look alike

You are pretty flexible and I bought you a drink. You are gorgeous and easy to talk to. Your name was Kara? Cara? Tara?

Parked next to you at WAWA (Hull street)

To the beautiful woman who pulled up next to me at wawa , we exchanged eye contact and you smiled , I wanted to say something to you but I was too shy. You had Tennessee plates. I know this is a long shot but if you see this I would love to buy you a drink or hang out. What was I wearing so I know it’s you.

BMW driving Connie (Midlothian)

Friday night 6ish at the Midlothian Blvd. Food Lion near Salisbury. You were going home to make meatloaf, I gave you few tips. Wish I had offered more. We talked about Jazz Fest, you did that in New Orleans. You driving a black BMW. I would love to have more conversation

Connie at Salisbury Food Lion (Salisbury/Old Buckingham)

You were making meatloaf, tired of chicken. I don’t cook at home because I do that all day long. You driving a black BMW, smoldering, beautiful eyes. I offered to cook for you, that offer is open anytime. You really woke me up.

Charlie

Gordonsville Food Lion (Gordonsville)

Saw you today in the soup isle, I bumped into some and they fell, I apologized, you said it was all good.

If you see this, hmu

Bryan

Beauty at Kroger (Brandermill)

To the absolutely beautiful woman I saw at Kroger today around 5pm. We shared looks and smiles. I was in a bit of a rush, so I couldn’t stop and say anything. I know this is a long shot, but hoping you see this and we can get in touch.

Older white man at Kroger (Broad street)

We were both in Kroger around 10:40 this morning and we kept running into each other. Every time you would look and smile. I was the girl in the yellow sweater, hoodie, and patterned leggings who looked like I just woke up. If you see this and still thought I was cute, hit me up 😂

Kroger Rio Hill

You were at Kroger 11/5 long black hair Levi jeans driving a Nissan. looking amazing!! If you think this was you and your not attached get back to me.

Dick’s Sporting Goods parking lot (Charlottesville)

You were at Dick’s a long while back. We chatted, looked but didn’t find what either of us wanted to buy. Walked out together and had a nice conversation in the parking lot. I wish we’d exchanged contact info, but we didn’t. I know it’s a slim chance you’ll see this, but if you do and remember me get in touch.

Alex B, off Coalfield (Midlothian)

Wow… All i can say is you are AMAZINGLY gorgeous!! I delivered you food last week, and I could barely speak when you opened the door! Wish I could’ve said something at the time… doubt you’ll see this but had to try. Tell me what you were wearing when you came to the door, or what food you ordered so I know it’s you!!

Milli Coffee Roasters (Charlottesville)

I wish I had an opportunity to speak with you today. I would have asked for you number. You are a beautiful asian female. And you were not alone.

Blues Traveler concert 11/6/19 front left stage (Richmond)

Looking for Nicole, you were next to me on the left at The National in Richmond, on the left front part right next to the stage. We clicked very well, and I regret not getting your number. I hope we can reconnect

Looking for Justin (Yorktown Virginia)

We met about 5 or 6 years ago. Your name is Justin and you lived with your family in Yorktown, when we first started to talking you were still in high school and when you graduated you wanted to study fashion. I found you at a Pier Party one summer and ran into you at some of clubs around Tidewater. We chatted for a few years. I had your phone number but it was changed. I the main reason for the message is just to see if you are okay. You were a friend so if you see this, please let me know.

-Charlie

Walking partner (Patrick Henry Mall)

I am a retired man and am looking for a partner to do morning mall walking. Exercise is important. Use it or lose it.

Married dad talking to student (Charlottesville)

We chatted at Miller’s and I know you wanted more, and I would definitely give it to you. Tell me what you were wearing and let’s get together.

Bath and body works (White oak)

I wanted to apologize to the cashier for starring to hard. I have never seen someone has gorgeous as you and couldn’t help but stare. I won’t put your name out there but it started with a R. This was yesterday around 4:45-5.

Woman working at the YMCA (Ridgefield)

You are the woman with the dark hair, you were working on the computer yesterday, November 10th, at about 10:30. I offered to help…. You’re gorgeous. Maybe we can meet?

Truck driver at Flatrock (Powhatan)

Truck driver picking up a shed thank it read a miller trucking or transport heading east on rt 60 I pulled over so you could get by we both smiled and waved at one another I was hopeing you would have stopped and chatted if you see this I know it’s a long shot what color car was I driving ,thanks if you see this add and hit me back.

Costco on Glenrock Rd. – f/m (Norfolk)

You were in front of me at Costco – buying only one thing – Crest teeth whitener. We exchanged a few words. So… let’s chat a bit more. If you have snap or qwikmeet tell me your handle.

Woman getting coffee at 7-11 Ridge Rd.

You made my day with your smile-so much that I needed to leave. Thank You-That is all

Jessica at 7-11 (By Germanna)

You are astonishingly beautiful. I come in there at least twice a week and would like to get to know you, if you’re single. I’m Tommy and a white male.

Cute guy at the Home Depot (W. Broad st.)

To the cute middle aged guy in the jeans and sweater with black hair, we were walking out the door near each other. Tell me what you were looking at when I first saw you. I hope you see this and respond. If you’re on okhookup tell me what name you go by.

History (Glen Allen)

M4F you came into my room. We talked about some commonalities. Loved our convo, your smile and eyes, and our hand shake.

Prove to me that you know who this is…. 🤔

Crackerbarral (East Richmond)

cute guy in mens room asked me about my watch. HMU

Anna …Gamestop (Cosners Corner)

I’ve come in there a few times to get rid of some games and you’ve helped me once or twice. I’m a mild gamer, nothing too hard but I just wanted you to know that I think you are astonishingly beautiful and I wouldn’t mind talking/getting to know you. I hope to hear from you.

To the beautiful blk woman that came thru the drive thru (Richmond)

Hello, I hope you get to see this you drive a grey odyssey Honda van and we flirted with each other today. Told you I would make you do something. And you said you needed to do it badly (lol) if you think this is you . Tell me what we talked about and exactly where I work. Would love to make it come true

Beautiful blond broad street verizion (Henrico)

Today around 2:50 to 3:00 pm you a beautiful blond, wearing a famished brown dress came into verizon. We made eye contact quite a few times. Me: I was standing at a counter near the accessories. Had glasses on. Prove it’s you and tell me what color or kind of shirt & or pants I was wearing. Should have spoken to you as I didn’t see a ring, but I had to go. You are very attractive.

Stopped by for a class

I stopped by for a class. You had short blonde hair, were wearing grey “pink” coat and had on black pants. We exchanged a few what seemed to be interested looks at each other. If this is you and you’re interested, comment back with what I was doing and what I look like.

Cosner Park Playground

You were at the playground today with a young boy & two smaller girls. There was a party at the community center but you weren’t a part of it. You drove a silver 4 door car, had on slim fit addidas bottoms & flip flops. You were sexy AF!!!!! When I walked out you ran out in front of me to get your son & said sorry. I’d love to chat with you, see where things go, if you know who I am then describe me…….

Best Of VA Missed Connections October 30 – November 5

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It’s voting day here in the Commonwealth, and the connection with your polling place is definitely one you should not miss if you’re a registered voter. You can learn where you vote by entering your voter registration information at Virginia’s Citizen Portal, and you can figure out who’s on your ballot (so you can cram in some last-minute research before heading over there) by entering your home address at Ballotpedia.

OK, now that we’ve got the serious stuff out of the way, let’s talk about this week’s Missed Connections. There are definitely some hotties out there encouraging you to get out and vote, but we’ve also got our usual bumper crop of longing looks at the grocery store — now that’s what I call a meat market — and the Wawa (always). This week there are also some classic car fans kicking it old-school out in the country and some handsome metalheads who aren’t around quite often enough.

And hey, stick around until the end for a brief description of the events at the dry cleaner in downtown Spotsylvania. Don’t worry, it’s way less intense than that sounds.

Go vote, Virginia.

Beautiful man in rainbow car who reminded me to vote (Bon Air)

You corrected me on my polling place. You are pretty. Byeeee.

Cute man in Wegman’s this Morning (Wegman’s)

I can’t stop thinking about you and how cute you are. First ran into you in the bakery, then again in the wine section. You have the cutest smile and the perfect “dad bod”, with your incredibly cute preppy style. I am sure you were wondering why a woman in her 30s was looking your way and smiling, and possibly going out of her way to see you. I got really excited when you smiled back and asked me about a couple of bottles of wine, but I got way to nervous to take the conversation further. Now I am kicking myself for not taking that opportunity to say more, tell you I was really into you and that I have a thing for handsome middle aged men and that we should get together for drinks and get to know each other better. But I did not and now I am here posting this because it is easier to post this ad from home where you’ll likely never see it.

Mineral dollar general (Mineral)

I was buying Halloween makeup and your daughter picked some out for me l found you very attractive. I’m older so don’t know if you have any interest.. would like to hear from you

Chilly weather!!!!!!!!Let’s get together!!! (Newport News)

It’s a bit chilly out there, let’s see if we can warm each other up! Make a new connection and help each other get warm and cozy.

Anthrax Guy (Richmond)

To the cute, hunky guy who always wears Anthrax shirts: I used to see you around and at work all the time. Now that I finally have the nerve to ask you out, you haven’t been in for a while. Are you still out there??

Food lion Galaxie and a White BMW (Bowling green)

I enjoyed talking with you this afternoon about the cars. You are very attractive. Maybe we can chat sometime.

To the gorgeous waitress. I wasn’t laughing at you!! (VB Chesapeake)

You bumped your head on a light while cleaning that table. I was laughing at something else when I looked over and saw you…

Wawa gas in Ashland on Sunday 10-27 (Ashland VA)

We were gassing up Sunday midday, you had a sort of tan/beige truck. Beautiful hair, smile and profile. We smiled at each other a few times, you were joined by another woman upon departure and you gave me a nice wave as you headed out. If you see this and travel some, perhaps you’d like to meet again? Put something about me or my vehicle in the subject so I know it’s not spam. Thanks!

Elizabeth!!!!! (Chester)

Love your outfit this morning. You look hot!

Marine type guy at Wawa (Stafford)

You were the very fit guy, possible Marine, in front of me in long line inside Wawa. I’m the goodlooking dark haired guy with whom you joked how hungry you were just leaving the gym. I’m looking for a similar wingman for post-workout fun.

How have you been ? (Chesapeake)

We met a few years ago. It was an instant attraction as we both shared a love of music and nature. I was your biggest risk… your greatest mystery… and the most certain thing you had ever known…

We hung out after Big Wild and you liked PUP (Richmond)

I met you guys after Big Wild played a show at the National and we hung out. We went to a few bars and generally had a cool time. At the end of the night I gave you guys a ride back to your Airbnb and you were using my spotify and said “cool you like pup!?”

This is a weird way to get in contact..but I feel like we were all having a good time hanging out and one of us should have gotten the other’s phone number. Hopefully you see this. If you do, reply with some more details so I know you know who I am. And lets all hang out again next time you’re in town.

Germana 7-11 TEXAS PROUD

Your tall, dark hair, tattoos on both arms, you were in line right in front of me. You had on a shirt that said Texas proud!! Your driving a new all black Camry. You were easily a 10!!! We looked at each other as I was walking out to my truck. I’d love to chat…..

beautiful blonde (short pump)

You always come into the grocery store I work at late before we close. Always in black pants and usually a black shirt but last night it was white. You are absolutely gorgeous and always give me a a beautiful smile. I’ve been hoping you’re single. Tell me what store if you think it’s you I’m talking about

Whole Foods around noon yesterday – f4m (Charlottesville)

I went to Whole Foods around lunchtime yesterday and picked up a few specific things. You were in front of me in line, and as we were chatting you became amused with what most of my purchase consisted of. I thought you were cute. If this is you tell me what I was buying. If you’re on fb or qwikmeet tell me what name you go by.

Sweetest interaction at the drive-thru ..W.. (Chesapeake)

You weren’t trying to brighten anyone’s day, but you did.

Rich Ford West (Henrico)

Very tall and thin mechanic. You went through the hallway to the bathroom. You of course had a cap on and blue shirt. But you were the tallest person in the place. Email me please

Short shirt in kroger (Richmond)

You were wearing a short shirt and gym shorts. We exchanged looks a couple times. I had long hair. Really wanted to say something

Dry Cleaners-Breezewood (Spotsy)

The beautiful woman that was at the Dry Cleaners this afternoon. You were wearing grey slacks with a black blouse driving a silver/grey vehicle. You were with another lady, who stayed in the vehicle.

We made quite a-bit of eye contact, gestured to one another with smiles and glimmering eyes. I was in a black Altima.

I’m 100% certain that had we both had a few seconds, we would have had a conversation and I wouldn’t be posting this-LOL.

It’s a long shot but, this is a Missed Connection. You had something else other than dry cleaning that you put into your vehicle. I hope this is a brief description of the events and if you are the beautiful woman that may be interested in me, I hope you reply with a couple of details as I can share more details.

Lexy, we keep catch each other looking, wonder if you’re interested (Hopewell)

We keep looking at each other. Wonder if we’re looking for the same reasons. If interested give me a smile next time we look at each other.

Petite black girl, pink/orange hair Raceway Warwick (Newport News)

So you saw me checking you out, and damn, you are the most amazing thing I’ve seen in a long time! You were getting gas and wearing a skin tight black jump suit (I think that’s what you call it lol), with pink/orange hair. Would love to see more of you, you were blowing my mind! 😉 What was I driving?

First Kiss (Richmond)

You were my first man to man kiss, your name is Jason, and you are in your 50’s. I told you that you were my first and I can not locate you. Send me a message.

Krogers deli area – f4m (Richmond)

We spoke in line at the deli today around noon. You had on your work uniform. If you see this tell me where you work or if you’re on Okhookup or kik tell me what name you go by.

Looking for old friend Post Office (Midlothian)

Hi folks,

It’s been almost 20 years so this may prove difficult. I’m looking for an old friend that is or was a postal carrier for midlothian. She worked or still works, may be retired, at the postal office behind what is or used to be Ukrops grocery store in sycamore square.

Contact me if you can help. I’ll give names and description if it helps.

Walgreens on Battlefield – f4m (Chesapeake)

Hey, We just met at the Walgreens on Battlefield. You were with your son and I was alone buying a birthday card. If you see this tell me where I told you I moved here from or if you’re on quickmeet tell me what name you go by.

Jimmy Johns (13905 midlothian turnpike)

was in there today about 230 pm you wanted on me , you have brown curly hair, brown beard, thought you were cute as hell, if you see this hit me up

Mission BBQ (Chesapeake/Battlefield)

Brunette that works there, I want to say you’re the manager. Glasses, hair was up in a bun. Wearing a black jacket. Name starts with an H I believe.

Goodwill, closing time-Wednesday 10/23 (Charlottesville-29)

I seen you in the purse isle and tried to act like I didn’t see you until you had to back up to let me through. I said excuse me, and you politely smiled and moved. I managed to get behind you in line, and was checked out b4 you. As I was leaving, I motioned towards your cart and said” JACKPOT!” and got that smile again with a little small talk. If single and interested, I am too!