Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where in addition to everything else we’re trying to avoid this summer (pandemic, police violence, etc), we’re also trying to duck a destructive hurricane. Is thinking happy thoughts of summertime crushes enough to avoid 50 mph winds knocking down everyone’s power lines? If so, your weekly dose of Missed Connections is here to help!

This week, even if the hurricane doesn’t blow your house down, you still have to worry about the Big Bad Wolf, who seems more than prepared to break your heart in the process. Uh oh. We’ve also got a festival of color for the summer, whether it be dresses that grab the eye or surprising hair colors. Plus of course, some pool action, in case we haven’t gotten the message that it’s summertime just yet.

Of course, if personal interaction still weirds you out in this time of pandemic, you could always try heading out to the country; it feels like the majority of our Missed Connections this week come from rugged farmer types and pioneer ladies looking to can tomatoes, and that’s always awesome.

Get out of the city, Virginia.

Broken (Chester field)

You are my big bad wolf and I was the little pig

the moon (richmond)

didn’t even see the sky
you were made of the stars anyway
i don’t care if I burn my eyes out
i’d do it every day just to catch a glimpse.
of you

Yellow dress – the highlight of my lunch break (Downtown)

I look forward to seeing you every day when I head down to get fresh air and coffee at lunchtime. Today you were especially beautiful. Can I join you sometime?

Elizabeth! (Chester)

LOVE the retro hair and blue dress. You’re frickin’ aDORABLE today!!!

handsome cyclist w/ tattoos (northside)

saw you biking today while driving through northside. you were wearing a red and black uniform. my friend and I drove past you in a gray hatchback and though you were really cute. email me 🙂

Purple hair at Galaxy diner (Richmond)

Was it you that tried to come in the restroom with me? Maybe I should’ve let you… We eye fucked the shit out of each other, as much as I was comfortable with. Would love to get your number and chat.

Pool fun (Waynesboro)

Looking for someone to come use my pool.

No fun using it all by myself.

Cedar Lane-you in white cowboy hat cutting grass (Cedar lane in Hanover not far from Winns Church Rd)

You are a white guy, appear to be in 40’s, you were cutting fields on Saturday wearing a white cowboy hat. You had a rugged cowboy/Costner look about yourself. I rode by like three times. I was in the jacked up white diesel truck and was carrying my 4-wheelers. I also noticed a government style car in your driveway. I was completely at awe and I typically don’t get like this. Im bi but more straight but I couldn’t help but drive by a few times. I’m a white guy, 32, super fit, work in construction and on a farm part time in the area. I’m 6’1 180 and am muscular/tone, in case this post interests you. I’m a typical T shirt, blue jeans, ball cap kinda guy. I also play baseball locally. Anyway, had to get this off my chest and hope you see this. This would be doubly awesome if you also drove that government car I’m referring to.

Kayaker (Norfolk)

We met on the beach one evening after I photographed you paddling in. Your bad day got better then we lost touch. It would be fun to reconnect here. 

Tractor Supply looking for Mason Jars (Town of Louisa)

You were looking for Canning jars, I showed you were they were and they were out but we shared a glance and now I can’t get you off my mind. you were with your daughter or I would have stopped you in the parking lot. I know that it a long shot but I had to try, I will give you a case of jars if you will reply to this message. You purchased 3 items, tell me what they were and I will know its you.

Farmer? (Goochland)

At BP in Goochland you were pumping gas into your equipment on trailer. Guy here who found you very intriguing. Reply let’s meet up. I can assist in servicing your equipment.

We met at tropical smoothie

We met at tropical smoothie in mechanicsville. You had red hair at the time. We got together a few times, you had a thing for guys in uniform.. I doubt you would see this but I would love to get together..

beautiful woman in colonial Hts Walmart (colonial heights)

Big Longshot here… You were in Walmart on Monday 7/27 between 5pm and 6 in the vitamin section.. I’m punching myself in the head for not even saying more. You did laugh when I first arrived. What did I say?

really over today (Newport news)

Anyone near newport news who can give a girl a smoke before I flip out on my car in the parking lot? Fml happy Friday really done with today

Guy running on mill mountain saturday morning (Roanoke)

You were getting in your subaru parked on the road going up mill mountain saturday morning. Looked like you just finished running. Would be nice to talk to you. You were very good looking with blond hair.

Shell store BM/WF (Williamsburg)

You and I were the only two in the store…….then the Clerk suddenly appeared out of the back.
I’m tall and dark. You’re short and gorgeous! I wish I would’ve asked for your name and number.

Shell gas station Richmond Rd. Williamsburg

It’s been so hot outside for so long, it seems like it’s even heating up the Missed Connections. This week, we’ve got cooks looking for some mutual breakfast action, downstairs neighbors with wicked girl-crushes, and partners begging for commitment — and that’s just the first three posts!

From there, things can only get better, regardless of whether you’re a brewery patio hangout type or someone who loves to hit the bike trails. As long as you’re keeping it properly socially distanced, you’re all good — especially where the anonymous throngs of Missed Connections cupids are concerned.

One quick warning to all who seek to write a Missed Connection of their own, though: while a bit of incoherence is charming and certainly reflects your passion, getting too garbled runs a big risk of no one knowing quite what it is you’re talking about.

This one goes deep. Dive in, Virginia.

Scramble my eggs? (Goochland)

Scramble my eggs? I’ll crisp your bacon. Interested reply.

You live on the 3rd floor.

You’re a super cute redhead who lives on the 3rd floor of my apartment complex… you are suuuper adorable and I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t even know if you’re into women, but I hope you see this…

Why reach out to go silent? (Chesterfield)

I wish you would let me love you already and be partners in this crazy thing called life.

Beautiful Woman at Ardent (Richmond)

Saw you at Ardent today and thought we made eye contact. You were sitting alone and I was with a friend. Didn’t know if you were waiting for someone who didn’t show, or were just enjoying the warm weather and a beer. If I’m right, let me know what color shirt I was wearing and what you were drinking. Would enjoy buying you another.

Can’t (Uva)

Can’t stop thinking about you and i wonder if you do the same..love you

Re: Can’t

You already know I do. I will always love you.

Cute girl on the bike trail (Richmond)

Your so cute!!!

Diversity means learning and understanding (Charlottesville)

Caucasian male for African American females to explore new places. Being outdoors is a good way to relieve stress. Talking to and learning from others is how we grow.

Montpelier center bingo (Montpelier)

Me and my crew was siting at a table with our backs to the bingo announcer just as I started thinking we was in bad seating I look up sat across from me was the most beautiful lady she made the whole world feel drop dead gorgeous.

Miss you momma

Wegmans, short pump

To the tall dark Godiva chocolate guy who smiled at me when I walked by. If I didn’t look like a bum in old work jeans and boots, I may have had the nerve to speak.

William (Wegmans)

Brother William I thought I saw you at Wegmans you wite with black hair and wore a girl beside you in jeans. I miss you alot. When will we reunite were has the air taken us we should never have taken this much time apart from one another I love you ok and then some. Talk to you later Willis

Hot guy on his Harley (Richmond)

Looking for the hot guy in his 20s on a blk Harley earlier this week. Maybe we can get together and have some fun!

Send a pic if its you!

My forbidden love (Short Pump)

Seems I can’t even post here anymore. Do you still check these? I know that your husband is still is likely treating you like crap. Please text me if you see this.

Chicks (VB)

You were my waitress tonight, you were a bit flustered towards the end of our dinner. We made eye contact a few times while my table was there.

I loved the cheery atmosphere about you, as well as the cheery stride you had.

I left a doodle next to the tip. HMU sometime, I need more people like you in my life haha

Beautiful lady walking dog (Bellwood)

You were walking your blk dog. Wed morning , July 22 around 6:30, in the neighborhood close to the Bellwood elementary school. We exchanged a friendly wave and smile as I passed you. I want to stop and ask your name. If you see this tell me what kind vehicle I was driving

Best Friend (Richmond)

Hi my name is Sylvia, 30 yr old mother who is looking for a best friend. I’m getting into anime and art. I love to make fun of bad movies, hear fun, draw and try new things. I’m looking to hopefully gain new friends and even a best friend. Hit me up if you want the same thing.

July 12th (Chesapeake)

You were working behind the counter yesterday evening (July 12) at Mission BBQ on Battlefield Rd. Tall, black gentleman, it looked like you had some tattoos and you were wearing a camp hat. Very attractive. I came in and had a blue sweatshirt on and a pink polka dot mask. I’m pretty sure we caught eyes as I was going to fix my drink. Anyway if you see this, you should reach out!

Lady at the dermatology center (Stafford)

I am sure this will probably be a shot in the dark. We were at the dermatology center in Stafford on July 22nd around 11:00. I gave a lady change for a $20. I loved the way you walked and carried yourself. I am curious about the person behind the mask. I hope you see this and respond. 

Expired Milk (Rva)

I’ve got this milk that expired on June 21st. I’m not going to drink it so I was wondering if anyone else wants it. It’s free.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and whether or not you feel fine, you can at least rely on the Missed Connections to stay constant even as everything around us shifts rapidly and unpredictably. This time around, whether it’s walks in the park or copping some Dairy Queen, people are finding ways to beat the heat even as they find new people to develop crushes on.

This week also features appearances from farmers catching each other’s eyes at the feed store, Jeep girls and the people who love them, and some fishing partners who might just take things to the next level. Plus of course plenty of beach meet-cutes, and a foot fetish-related ad just to remind you that Craigslist is vaguely skeevy even at the best of times.

One quick warning, though: anyone who tells you about the conspiracy theory that’s working against them within five minutes of your first meeting is probably not someone you want to form a lasting relationship with.

Proceed with caution, Virginia.

Plz

Just admit it. The world is pretty much ending… And you’re really gonna hold it in when you have the chance to tell the truth!?

Cori (Chester)

Hello, Gorgeous. I know you’re a decorator, and though I’ve never seen your work I know you INSTANTLY decorate ANY room just by walking in the door. YOU are one, yummy mummy…….

Dreamy mother at the pool

You had your hands full with your children, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of you in that high waisted bikini. Your curves looked gorgeous in it.

I wish I had said something. Hopefully I’ll see you next weekend.

Peace for all (Roanoke)

We can do this!

Pocahontas park walking Saturday (Chester)

We passed each other walking this past Saturday by the horse trails. We exchanged a friendly hello. You were older guy maybe sixties with a walking stick red shirt brown shorts. I was younger guy. What color was my shirt? I should have turned around and followed or said hello. 

Robert from the park Saturday July 18

We chatted at the park today. You mentioned how hot it was outside and we started talking about where you were from. I think you were there to meet up with someone as another person kept walking around us. Jamaica. Any way, if you see this hit me up. I was digging the vibe.

Dairy Queen Postmates Delivery 7/16/20 (West Hampton)

It was about 10:30PM I had ordered some Dairy Queen to be delivered I was at the door when you came up and I noticed you were cute but I dropped the ball and couldn’t say anything, hope you see this 😅

Dairy Queen queen (Virginia Beach)

Holy lord. Mask or not you are super gorgeous. Made my day blonde drive thru lady!

to the red headed beautiful woman I fished next 2 at oceanview fishing

we talked a little bit then i baited your hook with a small live bluefish I caught your werr there with your dad and your kids I believe you were in jeans and a burgundy or reddish colored shirt id like to get to know you but you left too soon lol

Nice guy helped me load feed (South Stafford)

Wanted to thank you for loading my feed last week, would be interested in chatting more about the farm and activities. You seem very interested. Thanks

Beautiful Older Woman at Tropical in Jeep (Culpeper)

You were a beautiful older woman that I couldn’t keep my eyes off of, kicked myself for not walking up to your jeep and getting your number. Wasn’t sure if you’d be okay with it or not, but you were smiling inside and outside so figured i’d take a shot here and hope you find this.

You were wearing comfortable shorts and tank, beautiful tan, hat, and driving a jeep while you ate your food outside.

Please reply with what I was driving, and wearing so I know you’re real. Hope I get to talk to you, and enjoy some time together.

Sincerely,
Your new friend.

don’t tease me (christiansburg)

You kept showing me your pretty toes under the table last night
you know I was looking
don’t you want me to play with your toes?

ALDI Holland Rd. (Va Beach)

Thursday at noon, you were at Aldi on Holland Rd, a short brown haired woman with tattoos wearing shorts that immediately caught my attention. I wanted you to know you made my day and are absolutely beautiful. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you. If you see this, tell me what color and brand shoes you were wearing.

Timberville walmart (Timberville)

I was taken by your beauty. You were wearing bright green shorts and a white shirt. The older woman you that was with you had a red shirt. So zi know its you. You were complaining about a conspiracy theory against you. What were you talking about. Dont be shy.

Young lady at whites (Chesapeake)

You work at whites nursery me and my buddy we’re picking up hemp clones Wednesday saw you in the green house you were wearing tan pants dark shirt. you came in the office just before we left I would like to get to know you. 

Don’t look now, y’all, but the pandemic is back like it never left. So why not take refuge in the Missed Connections? Amid all the lonely people looking for love, or at least a hookup, we find at least a few honest-to-goodness missed connections still, and so we are bringing them to you this and every week.

Of course, we’re all back out in the world, at least for now. But if the Missed Connections are anything to go by, it seems people are still mainly running into each other in the same essential destinations — Sheetz, Target, Food Lion… you know the deal. But we manage to have entertaining encounters, complicated by masks and social distancing because it’s still 2020.

This month, people are trying to set up their own DIY bikini car wash, while others are getting heat for their parking lot conversations and still others are out at pool parties, risking the rona for some good times. Guess we’ll all see how that turns out real soon.

Stay safe, Virginia.

Bud (Goochland)

Need a bud life is hard

Car wash

Looking for a woman willing to wash my car in a bikini. I can come to you. I’ll bring a lawn chair and payment. Let’s pick a sunny day. Send a pic and how much you want. We can social distance. I’m just bored.

Vans girl at Richmond Central Target

Saw you today (Sun, July 12) at Central Target on Broad st around 1-1:30 pm.

You had on vans shoes, gray shorts, black/white checkered mask and hair up in a bun.

You almost ran your cart into me around a corner. Wanted to talk to you more. Hit me up if you see this.

Hot guy short pump target

About 30 red vans, you were there today. You winked at the cart return. Was with my boyfriend so couldn’t speak. Message me if this was you 🙂

Tegan and Sara (Norfolk)

Hello. We briefly met last night at MJs. You were pretty fly.😂 (That was dumb..) hello! -Em

Pool party (VB)

You touched my arm when we were in the house. It sent chills through me. You are such a cutie and I really like the Jeep you drive. Remember me?

Miss our connection (Chesterfield)

I miss the way we chatted and liked out for each other and I want that back I know you had to leave I understand family first but I still miss our bond I’m looking for a female that want a to chat nothing serious just a friendship

Foodlion Frozen Food Section (Janke Rd)

White girl in frozen food section around 12:30 Teusday.

We looked at each other but couldn’t see if you smiled because of masks. You had a tattoo on upper arm. Thought you were cute! Let’s grab a drink!

Mathew at Kroger (Roanoke)

I seriously doubt that you’ll ever read this! You’re the handsome young guy who works at Kroger, long hair n glasses.

Wanted to say I think your really cute, would love to introduce you to some things, show you the ropes!

G where you been dude? (Keswick)

G….haven’t seen you since like November! Get in touch with what you called your “Greene county redneck friend”. We have a lot of catching up to do!

Tall girl, short shorts (christiansburg)

In Aldi’s
you’re so cute
you saw me looking
just admiring

Female at Sheetz in Harrisonburg (Harrisonburg)

You rolled up on my buddy and I while on our motorcycles. We were at sheetz on route 11 in Harrisonburg .You overhead what we said and you confronted us about it. You tried to give me your number but then sped off. If you’re reading this, email me! Also, put down what kind of car you were in. Thanks!

It’s time for another edition of Missed Connections, where we’re always glad to see some Craigslist poets in action. Dropping those low-key self-pitying rhymes as they always do so well. I know I complained last week about how few good posts there were anymore, but these wordsmiths are restoring my faith this week.

And that’s not all — this week also brings us an interesting development in terms of espionage. It seems that in the midst of all the “need a plumber to unclog my pipes hurr hurr” posts, secret agents are sending each other uncrypted messages right there in the open. Gotta love it, and we also gotta love all the beachside ads this time around. The pandemic’s still here, but the weather’s great, so hitting the shore is just about the best idea going.

Just make sure you throw down your towel a safe distance from all those random strangers — nobody wants to catch the rona, am I right?

Get some sun, Virginia.

You are a school teacher? (Stafford)

You are a school teacher but Thanks to covid you are bored with nothing to do, hows about you come over and put me in time out for being a bad boy?

I Thought I Saw You? (Anywhere)

There was a Day, I thought I saw you…
I saw your eyes and knew them to be true.
I’ve seen so much darkness in this world, but I can see other things too.
You don’t know me, nor I you. But that doesn’t mean we can’t make alliance.
If you’re out there, if you’re listening.
Of course, I’m just a man.

Adrian (Roanoke, Va)

If you are reading this, you should know your position has been compromised. The vast hordes of beautiful women have discovered your location and are actively pursuing. Take precautions in how you proceed.

Hey Julia! Let’s hang out at the river (Huguenot flatwater)

I was an idiot, and totally should have given you my number. Here’s hoping that I might see you again some day! Let’s meet up and go tubing on the river together!

<3 Max 

the ghost of you… (Fredericksburg)

Why does your ghost still linger? It has been years and from time to time, I still think about you. Were we actually in love? I know I was. I’ll never forget you… I try to reason with my mind and know it’s for the best that we’ll never see each other again.

I doubt you’ll see this post… I’m just venting. If you happen to see this, I hope all is well.

four twenty friendly freak? (fan)

Four twenty friendly fellow here looking for a freak to have some fun with under the full moon.

If that’s you, drop me a message and let’s get together!

Looking (Roanoke)

GOTCHA!!!!

Columbia swimmer

We happened to be swimming at the same time again. I’m entirely too infatuated with how attractive and gorgeous you are. Seeing you has made my entire week.

USPS this morning (Williamsburg)

I was standing at the small counter when you walked into USPS this morning around 10:30/11. You had your dark hair up and had on workout clothes. Your bright running shoes are what first caught my attention… and then everything else.

I wanted to strike up a conversation but unfortunately I was tied up.

Respond to this if you are interested!

I miss (Stafford)

Running into my ex made me realize how much I miss being held. Someone who didn’t let a day go by without some form of communication. A pair of warm, strong arms and a chest to snuggle on a few times a week. I guess that’s the difference between a boyfriend and a FWB. Availability. Maybe I made a mistake in letting him go.

I’m independent but I’m also human.

CVS in black sun dress and driving a white car (Newport news)

We locked eyes, has you were leaving. Wow you are gorgeous. I wanted to say something but didn’t want to offend you. Let’s go out sometime.

this is a real posting. “”You owe me big””

I returned to you something you forgot on the top of your car! Today Thur. July 2, about 5:25 pm on Preston Ave.

I did not think fast enough, I should have asked for your number ,or gave you mine. ” maybe you can take me out for coffee”‘!!!

Please reply and tell me what I have returned to you and what I said and what you said, and what car make I drive? You drive a white Toyota Sable, con,,,,,.

Darden park

Girl sitting on blanket. We eyed each other. I should have stopped. Let me know if you see this. Tell me what I was driving or send you pic so I know it’s you.

You had a lonely day off. (Chester)

You were sipping beer and hitting cigarettes like a joint all day. You were looking into the breeze like you were waiting for someone to appear or something to happen. I observe the depression, because I have been there before too. I wonder what you think about for those brief moments you put the phone down and let the world see your delightful face. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable for you.

You: black on white leopard print top with an onyx necklace.
Me: blue and purple tye dye.

Missed the man

Took a test today and last bit of weed I smoked was tainted with other shit and just hoping to find a new connection with regular normal weed, high quality strain with a name is always the best. As long as it’s just not shit ya know?

Can anyone help?

You forgot your room key (Richmond)

I just got to the hotel and was walking in behind you. You had locked your key in your room . If you see this and want something to do, I’m in 309. I’ll be in the shower.

tahoe ltz looked at me (lynnhaven)

bbt line. silver earrings. I’ll be your reason, thanks for the eye-contact

It shows (Chesapeake)

Thanks for giving me closure with your silence. It couldn’t be more obvious , but I appreciate it. You don’t have to worry about me ever bothering you again . Embarrassed is an understatement . But kudos to you , I wish you well.

Attention all bargain shoppers — we’ve got a sale on Missed Connections in aisle 12! Admittedly, we’re getting kinda desperate. Not sure if it’s the COVID-related social distancing or the longterm fallout from the SESTA/FOSTA censorship that has turned the MCs into mostly gross casual encounters-type posts, but either way, we’re over it. And while it’s true that lockdowns are going away, in most of the country that’s corresponding with people getting sick at scary rates, so I guess this is what we’ll be dealing with — for a while, at least.

So let’s make the best of it, right? Stories of flirtations over masks, in line waiting for swim lanes, and shopping for eggs are keeping us entertained this week. Plus we’ve got encounters at the truck stop showers, motorcycle lovers in search of love, and plenty of convenience stores for your essential shopping needs. And hey, if you lost your hundred bucks at the lake, some guy out there says he has it. Which is not sketchy at all, right?

Exercise proper caution, Virginia.

Lovely Lady (Ollies)

We made eye contact as you were shopping/checking out, at approximately 1:00PM, on Thursday.

I had a mask on (so my eyes admiring you was likely very obvious). Your eyes returned what I was hoping was an invite for a conversation.

If you see this, let me know what I and/or you were wearing as confirmation.

Here’s hoping to talk to you!

Swim lane

You were waiting for the lane I was in to open up, and I couldn’t stop admiring how phenomenal you looked in your black one piece. I wish I could have complimented you.

Hopefully I’ll see you again.

Pink shirt and Adidas pants…… (South point Walmart)

I saw you in the mil and eggs section today around 11:15am. I thought you were astonishingly beautiful. We did make eye contact but you kept walking and got eggs.

Wawa this morning (Fredericksburg)

Wawa on plank road. We were in line and you were right behind me. White guy, mask on, black hat and a couple of tattoos. We were talking about a new job your getting with special needs. Doubt you’ll see this and you have a gf but you were really hot.

Motorcycle rides (Newport News)

Just looking for some chill females around my area that wouldn’t mind hopping on the back of my bike. I’m not looking for more than friends. If it gets there that’s ok. Just want a reason to leave the house. I’m 5’7 195lbs and in pretty good shape. I have a second set of gear and helmet for you if you need it. Shoot me a message with contact info and we can go from there.

Lewistown Rd truck stop (Ashland)

Damn dude…u had just come from the showers and caught me checking you out twice….you are a fine piece of trucker man……I was hoping you would approach me so we could have a little bro fun

Looking for Courtney Vanderheden (Hampton)

You know me
I know you through someone else
You will prob lose your mind when you find out who this is
I’ve had a thing for you for a while.
Tell me who I am
Keep a secret

Slim woman at 7 eleven 26th street (Newport News)

Wow, saw you at 7 Eleven, I was behind you in the line. You were dark skin, slim and you were wearing black shades, a blue colorful one-piece outfit and it fit your nice slim body just right. I tried to catch up with you in the parking lot but you got into the passenger side of an SUV parked at the gas pump. HMU I’d love to learn more about you.

Rite Aid, light skinned black woman, blue dress (Kempsville)

I was in Rite Aid at Providence. You were buying stuff for a birthday. You are one of the most beautiful women I’ve seen in my entire life. I waited behind you as you checked out, and I checked you out the whole time. Totally stunning. Your outfit complemented you, head to toe. WOW.

Philpott lake (Bassett)

You were at the swimming area over 18 and petite wearing a 2 piece.. You lost 100.00 I have it will return if you can come to my place and prove that it’s yours..

At the Pool (Chesapeake)

I saw you swimming this evening at the GB YMCA pool. You looked great in your suit and I was having a hard time concentrating on my workout–feel free to say hi

Ft Monroe Beach. Took you and son out to sandbar (Hampton)

Spent Saturday at the beach and I met you and your son. I was really taken by you and would love to know if the feeling was mutual. Email me back with my name and who was with me as well. It seems we had a lot in common and I found you additionally attractive because of it . I remember your name well as well as your son’s but I don’t think Craigslist allows the posting of names. I really hope to hear from you soon