In the depths of winter, it seems the Missed Connections are getting truly bizarre, and none of it is more bizarre than the person who wants to switch bodies with someone in a nursing home. That’s a pretty strange obsession there, friend, but hey… keep ’em coming. This is why we head back to Craigslist every single week.

This week also brings us tales of potential romances sparked by in-car singalongs, mountain bikers peeing in front of each other, and multiple examples of people falling for their nurses — which, let me tell you, is a tale as old as time. Falling for a homeless person seeking assistance by the side of the road is a bit more unusual, but certainly shows an open mind, so that’s always nice to encounter.

Finally, I’m glad to see that some of you out here care deeply about cheese, a truly important foodstuff that doesn’t get enough attention. On the other hand, at least in the world of the MCs, it often seems like too much attention gets paid to people’s feet. Do your thing, y’all, but I admit I do not get it.

Step on it, Virginia.

To the blond singing in her car (Parham road)

I caught you singing in the car. You are beautiful but you looked a little embarrassed. We waved at each other and made eye contact a couple more times. Unfortunately we didn’t get to stop again long enough for me to ask your number. If you see this and you’re intrested in talking Contact me and tell me what color your car was, And what color my car was and what stoplight you turned at. Hope to hear from you,

I Wish I Could Switch Bodies With A Nursing Home Patient (Roanoke,VA)

I wish it was really possible to switch bodies with an elderly nursing home patient. It would be amazing so that they could experience being young again and I would get to see how it feels to live in a Roanoke or Salem, Virginia nursing home until we swapped our bodies back to normal. Also switching bodies with a Roanoke, VA area African American woman of any age would truly be incredible and amazing.

Girl in the baseball cap

I don’t expect you to see this, or what would even come of this if you did. But I always look forward to seeing you.

Your smile and eyes feel like the sun.

Victoria’s Secret this past saturday

You were the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Period. End of story.

I couldnt keep my eyes off of you, and it seemed as though you may have been interested as well. We both were there with someone else. But next time why dont we go together? I would love to meet you and absolutely spoil you rotten 🙂

If you think it may be you that I am writing about, describe who we were each with, or what I was wearing. I am not interested in replies from anyone but the absolute goddess I saw on saturday, so fakers or replies that dont have the correct description in the very first response get no reply from me so dont waste your time. I hope you are out there angel, because I cant wait to meet you.

Missing my sock girl (Chesterfield)

We had some really fun times ! Where did you go ? I need those cute toes !

Flakey girls (Richmond)

Hey guys. Does this happen to you? A woman answers an ad then never responds again. Sometime they go on and on with multiple emails then the next day silence. Any ideas? Is it just me? I would like to hear your thoughts. 

Secret Society Shared Stares (Richmond (Downtown))

You just left. You were wearing a cute gray dress, with gray tights. It is/was a gray day.

I was at the bar, and you were with a few work colleagues. We exchanged eyes and smiles more times than I took a bite of food.

You left and our eyes found each other on the way out the door, and there may have been a smile on your end or you were working something out of your teeth. I couldn’t discern. Perhaps you can let me know which it was.

Yep

I smell some cat fishing going on up in here! 😂

All red clothes with a big A on your vehicle (Colonial Heights Wawas)

I’ve never made one of these before but wow are you attractive. I almost broke my neck when I saw your bright red uniform out of the corner of my eye…

i seen you at the 7-11 on main street (Newport News)

you were a construction worker and you were light skin kinda heavy but not fat, i would love to see you in your socks and underwear and then naked. if you see this send me a message. and if any other guys like this send me a message also 

Larus Park (Chesterfield)

Saw you yesterday in Larus Park. You had a mountain bike and spandex. We talked before and you stopped to chat and when we said bye, you walked your bike about 20 ft. and took a piss. Couldn’t tell if you were advertising or not, but I still caught a glimpse of that monster. Will be taking a walk there at noon today.. 

Nurse at CHKD Health Center (Northern Suffolk)

This is probably definitely a long shot but I’ll try it out anyways. I came into the office yesterday to bring my son in for an appointment. You were the nurse who called us back and got my sons vitals and such. Your attitude was so positive and you had a very bubbly personality. I couldn’t believe how amazing you were with my son. The level of comfort you made us both feel was out of this world. Being a single father, it’s very rare to come across a woman like you. You and I discussed your childhood doctor, also discussed a myriad of other things. Not sure that you’ll see this but fingers crossed. I would love to further get to know you outside of your job. 

Tall nurse in Williamsburg retiree community (downtown Williamsburg)

I stopped in briefly to your work today to help a patient. You were tall and curvy and tattoos. I am tall, big and strong. We both kinda avoided looking at each other while your collegue helped me. If you see this, tell me what color my hair is or what company I work for. Maybe something good can happen since we both have needed but sad jobs. And we are both single 

Woman with help sign in carytown (Richmond va)

We talked this morning, i was going to help you once i went on break but you were gone. You said you needed food. We chatted a little bit. You were wearing a white jacket with glasses on. White nikes, i asked you what your sign said. I asked if you were homeless also. Reach out and i can help

walking on cary (Richmond)

you and your friend were walking on Cary st and looked into my car and saw me, you looked interested.

Kroger Carytown (Richmond)

You were in the pharmacy about 7 pm. Grey curly hair and a great smile. Hit me up if you remember the eye contact.

Were you at Target Short Pump around lunch today with son? (Short Pump)

I know this is a super long shot but I’m looking for a guy who was at Target in Short Pump today around noon (lunch) with a toddler son? Tall. Good looking. Mid thirties. I’m assuming. Toddler was in the cart telling you that you didn’t have all the books and that he needed all the books 🙂 I wish I would’ve said something to you. I know that you saw me too.

Missing the man that said I had cute feet (Newport news)

Hey babe, I hope it’s you please shoot me an email so we can actually talk 😉🦶🏼🧦

Trader Joe’s (Viginia Beach)

We spoke in the cheese section about the cheese you discontinued. We were in line together and I mentioned the Trader Joe’s slaw I miss. I hope you felt the same connection. What was the name of the cheese and slaw? If you have okhookup me what name you go by.

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and the Missed Connections are here to prove that all some of us really want is someone to make us feel special. Meanwhile, others of us are total creeps who have no idea what constitutes appropriate public behavior. Just because we’re laughing at your Craigslist post doesn’t mean we approve in any way, you sketchballs.

Elsewhere in this week’s edition, we find some Coppola customers who want to enjoy more than just the cannolis, as well as a heartfelt plea to use condoms when you’re getting with a random internet hookup. This is good advice I hope all of you are following.

We’ve also got a sad camper whose tent is too lonely these days, livestock owners looking to chat about turkeys and ducks, and some always-adorable comic-con love. We’d all be lucky to have someone describe us as “a cute nerdy ball of sunshine,” right?

Shine on, Virginia.

Love is in the air

Like every year Valentines Day is around the corner and I would like to chill w/ someone for a change. A girl likes to get dressed up and go out on the town. We can just have dinner together or go to the movies. I like keeping it simple.

You saw me jerking off on my porch (Bon Air)

I was playing with myself on the porch. You rode by and rode back the other way. Should have stopped in the parking lot so I could hop in! I am still here.

Stepping up

I’m stepping up to the plate this month. I know moved to slowly Olivia and I missed my opportunity. I’m not missimg out. Not this time.

Don’t be afraid to compliment a beautiful woman, start a nice conversation with a pretty girl, or ask a girl at the gas station is she single. GET THOSE DIGITS!! BE BOLD!!
I missed my chance 2 weeks ago and I’m not missing out again. All it takes is a smile and a Hi how are you from a nice guy.

Theres some good men out here that dont want to be lonely ladies. All it takes is a Hello

Many Public Health Departments Give Out Free Condoms

Now that everyone in Norfolk is going to Bdirti. com to find people to sleep with the amount of people having unprotected “you know what” is going to go up. Don’t make excuses. When you find someone on there you are going to meet, go buy some rubbers or go to your public health department and get some for free. Better safe than sorry.

Coppola’s cutie (Richmond)

Last Friday I walked in and noticed you right away with your orange beanie. I was hoping you would take my order, but your coworker did. You kept catching me looking at you. I got a cannoli to go just so I could give you my number, but then I chickened out (also the cannoli was dope). I even had it written down already.

Girl at Sheetz

Saw you at Sheetz just now. 

Seemed like you were looking at me.

I was just wondering, if there was something I needed to know.

Our last dinner was spaggetti (Stafford Garrisonville)

You was moving around the time we had spaghetti or maybe was burritos . Frank threw a bill at your friend . Where are you now!!!!

Ride of your life(f..k machine (Richmond)

If you want the ride of your life I have what you need. A true f..k machine that will not stop till you are satisfied. From nice and slow to hard and fast. I have pics to share of it and me but to get them I need some of you and what you are into

Ocean plunge yesterday (Vb)

Hot guy in fairly revealing outfit , tell me what it was

HOTWIFE (Short Pump)

You disappeared! I know the reason. I still think about our meeting in the parking lot. You’re gorgeous and I can’t get you out of my mind. I’m a big fish in the ocean, you know who I am. You shop at Wegman’s. 

Sexy brunette at Target (Bell Creek)

To the sexy brunette in the Beauty section at the front of the store with the black leggings……WOW!!

Youre a very beautiful and sexy woman. Shame you have a ring on that finger. If you were ever down for a little fun, id love to go downtown on ya

If you think this is for you, respond and tell me what I was wearing or something to know its you

Sheehy Ford Ashland (Ashland)

Beautiful fiery Redhead at the frt counter as you walk in,,, You are a amazing woman

Can you light up our lives?

Do you reflect light and joy to everyone in your orbit? Have you seen things that can’t be unseen? Have you unfairly been moth balled during your prime? Laid back office seeks experienced, under-employed Disco Ball for afternoon pop-up dance parties and random joy spreading…..

Trans at Apple Store Lynhaven

I just want you to know I thought you were super hot! We spoke about some products but I was wanting to ask more about you. I havent forgotten your name, and Im pretty sure you knew I was digging you, but I couldnt really hit on you at work. I didnt think thats cool. Anyways long shot but hope to hear back. 

I love you (Newport news)

I always have and I always will

I wish the situation was different.I need you in my life

Our tent

I miss laying beside you in our tent. Listening to the rain hit the roof. The smell of coffee roasting over the fire. Staying up late to catch catfish. No matter where we went, it was always an adventure- as long as I was with you.

You liked my Jeep at walmart (Stafford)

You were checking out my Jeep and I was checking you out. 😉 If by chance you see this, I’m wondering if you’re single!

Walkin the Dog (Lakewood Farms)

Hot Mom walking her dog with her son around the neighborhood regularly as well as today!! OMG those yoga pants are absolutely amazing on you!! Respond back if you happen to see this!! 

Handsome polite guy at Tractor Supply (Fredericksburg/King George)

I have seen you in Tractor Supply buying feed on several trips there, we might have similar ideas- it would be nice to connect and talk about your animals, chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, and guineas. I also raise them. Thanks

Jefferson Hotel Bar (Richmond)

You were sitting at the other end of the bar, looked my way numerous times. You seemed hopeful your guy friend would leave so we could talk, but he never left. Let’s meet up, you were beautiful!

Suit jacket and pants (Richmond Va)

You came in this morning looking for your size in a jacket and pants. Really nice guy. Good looking. And when you turned slightly to try on the jacket, quite an impressive bulge. Full on VPL. If you see this hit me up. Wouldn’t mind getting a few more measurements 😉

Big lick comic con (Roanoke)

Hey there im looking for a girl i met a year ago at biglick comic con

I miss her dearly she was a cute nerdy ball of sun shine

If you fit this description . Whether you onow me or not

Hit me up im going Saturday and would love some normal person company

Forest Hill ABC, have seen you twice M4M (Forest Hill)

Been in twice now and you have rung me up. You’ve been very talkative and friendly, seemingly a bit moreso than simply “doing your job”.

You: tall, average, quasi dorky, scruffy, in essence, exactly my type!

Me: shorter, average, hopefully you can remember something about the brief conversation about Texas we had!

Would love to hear from you!

I know she’s out there (Spotsylvania)

I’m looking for that one woman to be “friends” with. A no-nonsense, fun, safe, clean, and mutually satisfying intimate friendship. Age, race, or looks are not important at all! Some of you may think that you’re not good enough and may not reply. Please don’t think that – you have a lot to offer I’ll bet! I’m a white man who is divorced and unattached, in my late 40’s and unwilling to waste time and let life pass me by. I don’t care what age you are or what race you are or what you look like. Just be clean and disease free (as am I) and let’s talk and see if you’d like to get together to share friendship and intimacy. I can be very discreet if you are in a relationship and just want some “special attention” from a “friend with benefits”. We can swap photos if you want and I’ll answer any questions you have…just ask. And to help make you stand out from all of the junk and spam that I’ll get, in the subject line please put your favorite ice cream flavor. 🙂

Beautiful blond working in the Administration Bldg (Goochland)

If I’m lucky enough to be going through Goochland just before 8 I see you getting out of a white SUV with personalized plates. Petite woman with long blond hair. I’m not making excuses 😉 but I’d love to get to know you better if you’re not seeing anyone. If you are he’s a damn lucky man because you are gorgeous!

Wawa- we were both pumping gas (Fredericksburg)

You were a lovey gal in a dark Toyota Corolla. I was in uniform in my white Buick with the bike rack attached in the back. I’d love to chat. Early morning this day.

It’s time for another week of Missed Connections from around Virginia — where, in a lot of places, blue-tailed lizards are more than just a metaphor. If you grew up in the country, you know what I’m talking about; growing up, it was always hilarious when a lizard foiled my hungry cat and left him holding onto a little blue tail with one claw. Chill out, kitty, you know there’s food in your bowl.

Speaking of food, winter is a great time for hearty meals, and a whole bunch of you are apparently dining at Outback these days. Sounds like it’s a real meat market around there, and I don’t (just) mean steak. Meanwhile, it seems like everyone else’s missed connections are happening in grocery stores. Have we got food on the brain, Virginia? Or was everyone just getting prepped for the “big game”?

Either way, we strongly support that smiles-across-the-milk-aisle vibe. Buy one of those high-end frozen pizzas and invite that cutie over for a Netflix date. That’s what winter’s all about.

Snuggle up, Virginia.

To my Skinks

Virginia has a lot of lizards that will leave you holding on to their blue tail.

Tyler Kroger gayton (Gayton crossing)

Dang Tyler you were so hot. U got behind me to buy a lotto ticket.

I wanted to do bad gay things to you.

MALE SERVER WITH GRAY HAIR OUTBACK (RICHMOND)

HAD LUNCH TODAY 1/28 IN THE BAR AREA IN A BOOTH YOU WERE NOT MY SERVER, BUT I COULD NOT STOP LOOKING AT YOU AND YOU KEPT LOOKING AT ME, WHEN I WAS LEAVING YOU HELD BOTH DOORS FOR ME AND MY GUEST , IF U SEE THIS HIT ME UP AND TELL ME WHO YOU THINK I AM?

Outback Steakhouse (W broad st)

You confessed to having a crush on me to my coworker the other night. All you had tp do is ask for my number. I don’t speak Spanish.

Battlefield Walmart – f4m (Chesapeake)

Your cherries tipped over in your basket at your car. When you went to pick them up I commented about them. I mentioned I liked another type.

What type was it??? If you have snap or qwikmeet tell me what name you go by…

walking dog on city trail (O-Hill)

We passed each other on a city trail mid-day Sunday; I was running, and you were walking. I commented on how well behaved your dog is. I like to think we can tell a lot about a person by how they interact with their pets.

Would love to grab a cup of coffee. 3 

Crazy about love and life..

I am the type of girl you never met, but always wanted to. I wanna have fun. I hardly complain and I don’t get mad easily. Do you wanna know more? Curious about me? If you’re the fun type of guy, caring and most of all, spontaneous…one who doesn’t shy away from a little bit of craziness, then I want to know you! 

Chester Target 2/1

Never attempted this. But you were white female walking out of the Chester target with what looked like could have been your sister and I stopped to just In case you were crossing into the parking lot. Wasn’t expecting the smile and wave but damn if it hasn’t consumed my mind. Something about that smile. Hoping to find you and seriously regret not turning around and at least seeing that smile again and talking to you.

BJ’s Mechanicsville (Mechanicsville)

Tonight, Saturday, 630ish. I bumped into you on the milk aisle. You were getting eggs. You made a awesome comment on your Ass. Which made me do a double take. I wanted to comment but didn’t know who you were with. I would love to chat with you. Send me a note if you ever see this.

In line at Target last night (S Laburnum Ave.)

We were in line just before close. You had a few more things and let me go a head of you. I thought you were super cute. If this is you reply with what I was buying. If you’re on Quickmeet let me know what name you go by.

Wendys at VCC

I was at wendys on Saturday, saw you standing in line with an older man. You’re a cute thin twink with dark hair. If you like older men, I’ll be your daddy.

today’s the day I should have done it myself (Gayton Crossing)

Long line at the Gayton Kroger checkout. Want to meet up for a coffee sometime?

Hostess at top golf (Virginia beach)

We talked for a little while this afternoon. Really wanted to talk more but had to go to my lane when it became available. Message me my son’s birthday and your name if it’s you. Would love to chat.

Chris (23227)

Im sure youll never see this, but we met tonight. Im the driver with the charm and wit;) You were with a non-gf whose name begins with an M. Nice guy, you are. Handsome too:)

That’s all:)

Tang and biscuit

I arrived late, and you were having drinks with friends. We eyed each other several times as I was playing. If this finds you, please message me so I can take you out.

My Female neighbor in Lake Shores (Virginia Beach)

Hi to the neighbor lady that lives doors down from me. I’ve live here for 17 years and have had a crush on you the whole time. You are married and your husband use to be a chef. I would really like to get to know you if you’re willing to meet sometime. Hint— you and him went to Gaston fishing about 2 months ago…

Afton Friday evening (Afton)

You pulled over beside me Friday evening on afton mtn and asked if I pulled over because of the fog. Couldn’t tell if you wanted something else. If so message me with what you were driving or what I was driving.

Army chick with friend (Short pump from fort lee)

So chance you won’t see this but I’ll try anyway. you had came into my shop today with one of your army coworkers. He was being deployed to Japan and I kinda missed heard where you were going. any way wish I got to talk to you some more before you leave tomorrow. if you see this I would like to keep in touch with you. hope this finds you.

you were blond and had glasses

In Uniform (Mechanicsville)

Getting haircut Tuesday you smiled (at someone? Maybe me?) nodded said hello and I made a terrible attempt to do the same not being able to figure out what was happening.

Not sure if you’ll see this but I thought you were handsome.

Cutie Food Lion (Carrollton)

I saw you (female) walking by while I was grabbing wine, you passed me before I could stop you- we actually live in same apartment complex next to the food lion in Carrollton, if you see this, would love to follow up

White male,you black female Panera bread (Richmond)

I was sitting at the tables eating and you were waiting on your order. Every time I looked up you were looking at me,than when you left you smiled real big and waved. I got up to talk to you but you vanished!

search of best friend (charlottesville)

I’m looking for someone I can text/talk on the phone with and possibly go out eat, movies, museums, wine and 420 friendly. We should exchange pics and see where things go. I’m a younger woman attracted to men between 30-46 not a deal breaker. I am single and straight but open to female friends.

contact with me: holly265jhhb***(at)g_mail***

Scottie Quixx (Birdneck)

You are a cute female, sitting at bar Sunday afternoon with your friends. I came in for take out order, sat down and chatted for a minute while I waited. You are an Eagles fan. Wish I’d had time to have a beer with you! ☀️

Welcome to this week’s Missed Connections, where the kind of sensible dating advice you’d expect to be a no-brainer (“pee first”) turns out to be a strike against you. Of course, this is why dating over the internet turned out to be such a great idea — because we’re all total weirdos, and it’s much easier to admit that from the other side of a computer screen.

This week’s MC installment also includes some truly great ones: Texas Beach cruisers who can’t get decade-old encounters out of their heads, street photographers falling in love with passing joggers, and some flirtation between UberEats and GrubHub drivers… does that sound like the beginning of a 21st-century version of West Side Story to anyone else?

One quick word of advice for y’all — never try to get somewhere with a woman by telling her she needs to smile more. No one wants to date someone who says the same annoying shit their boss from the McDonalds they worked at in high school used to say all the time.

On a more positive note, shouts out to the anime nerds flirting over Evangelion. Y’all sound like my kind of people.

Get weird, Virginia.

Seeking…

…a mature woman with a full bladder. In Richmond at the end of March.

Plus Sized Women Are Beautiful

I am an established man who has an opinion tonight. I think plus sized women, or women who have a little extra are beautiful. I have absolutely nothing against women who are on the smaller size. I just think it’s something so awesome about a beautiful plus sized woman. Especially one who is sweet on the inside as well. Just showing you women with a little extra some love tonight.

No toes in sight (Surrounding Area)

The dog days of Winter have all the cute toes bundled up in boots and shoes. I long to see the warm days of Spring as the warm air has the sight of sweet feet for guys like me to enjoy. Care to share yours Ladies ? A warm set of hands await. Mature male with gentle touch. Shoe size in subject line will get my attention.

Tuesdays At Texas Beach 10 yrs. ago

Tuesdays were your days off and you would come to Texas Beach to sunbathe. This was about 10 yrs. ago – long shot – I know. You were always ‘suits required’ & I was always ‘optional’ We ran into eachother lolling on the rocks maybe 4 times, nods and hellos, never did any fooling around though – drat it! There was strong attraction btw us. In parting I always exclaimed the same thing to you and you grinned like the sun. Maybe you’re still around town. If this seems familiar, what did I say about you? M4M just so ya know…

You waved (Goochland)

Bear daddy at Food Lion we flirted in store the ended up we parked beside each other. I came out after you and you waved at me. Grrr. I got in car with my significant other but you sat there staring over. Interested?

My breath was taken away on 1st street (Roanoke)

I was at the top of the pedestrian bridge by 1st street taking pictures. You walked past me after what seemed like a jogging session. We greeted each other and made eye contact. We shared a moment but I was too taken back by your beauty and glow to muster up the courage to stop you and chat you up. I feel like such a dork doing this lol, but I can’t help it as I’m a hopeless romantic. It’s funny how a brief moment of nervousness and inaction, can lead to hours or even days worth of regret. At the very least it was a great lesson to stay present and live in the moment.

So I leave this here in case you one day come across it, and our chance to connect gets a second chance. You would remember me by my unique ride. 

A connection that’s missing (Chesapeake)

There’s never a more isolated feeling in a relationship , than being alone. It’s a situation that seems to only worsen , no communication , no connection , your voice and opinions go unnoticed and the physical chemistry doesn’t exist. The arguments escalate and the emotional gap widens. The question remains , am I the only one who feels this way ?

Hiro Sushi – GrubHub guy (Midlothian)

Can’t remember your name, but I was the guy waiting for food to deliver for Uber Eats. You were delivering for GrubHub. You commented on my Chelsea jacket and started a conversation with me. You asked if I was a coach. I had to get the staffs attention so I could deliver the food, but I wanted to chat more with you. Sorry I walked away without finishing our conversation, but I felt awkward waiting for you. If you want to hang out sometime, let me know.

Younger WM for cougar (Richmond)

28. White male. Fit, good looking and know how to please.
5’11, 180, muscular build, tattoos, and plenty to work with.
I’m Richmond local, live downtown and can host.
Flexible schedule and can play during the day or night, weekday or weekend.

I’m single, no kids, employed, educated and drug & disease free.
If you are married/taken, I can keep a secret and I’ve been in the swinging lifestyle for years.
Open to all races and body types, prefer women 35-50 but open to all.

If interested, shoot me an email and tell me a little bit about yourself and your situation.

In search of a beautiful cougar

I’m a bm that’s hunting for a majestic cougar be real because I am and it’s freezing outside

Dawnstar VHS girl (Scott’s Addition)

you were browsing the vhs at dawnstar last week and we talked about evangelion. You were wearing a grey hoodie. id love to get coffee with you and talk more. hope this finds you.

wawa (forest hills)

You were behind me in line this morning absolutely Beautiful but you need to smile 🙂

Nice looking woman walking Frenchie Saturday (Deep Run Park)

You are the nice looking middle aged brunette in a blue tight sweater walking her Frenchie with her girlfriend on Saturday early afternoon.

I am middle aged bald man with gray beard. Our smiles got warmer and our eyes connected longer each time we passed.

I would love to see you smile some more….

St. Chris Happy Hour (Scott’s Addition)

I didn’t know anyone else at the HH. You caught my eye, and I think you noticed me noticing. Just as I was about to come over and say hi when I got railroaded by another alum. I would love to introduce myself properly!

Yvonne at Kroger (Midlothian)

I know you will never read this, but I just have to say I always love it when you’re working……I have been smitten the very first time I saw you! You dressed up one time for a wine promotion and you’re outfit was such a turn on!……just sayin! I wanted to come through your line last night (Friday, 1/24), but I was pressed for time and it was too long to wait. Until next time I get to see that beautiful read hair and shapely body, I will have to just rely on my own devices…….

wolf pack bro at Kroger (Richmond)

What’s up bro. You were walking around today sporting at nice bulge in your shorts. I couldn’t stop watching. Let me know if you want to meet up somewhere to show off again.

Dollar General

You were in front of me in dollar general up 301 yesterday. You were an older black male..fine as WINE! If you see this (which I’m sure you won’t) tell me what my coat looked like

My favorite blood taker (Goochland)

Long blond hair works at commonwealth physicians west end to bad I only get to see you only every couple months 🙂

Total wine on Broad (Richmond)

You came in after me to pickup wine on Saturday around noon. You offered to carry my case but I said this is why I lift. You were hot and nice and I’m kicking myself for not taking you up on that offer.

Thursday at tea house (Downtown mall)

You were reading a book on sofa next to wall. I was across in the corner sofa. I know we saw each other. Something about you.

Brunette Beauty at Starbucks (Glen Allen)

I know this is a long shot but, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I was at the Starbucks on Dominion Boulevard and Broad Street a little after noon on Monday the 21st. You’re a beautiful brunette with amazing eyes and were sitting by the front window with another woman and two men. It looked like you were in some sort of professional meeting otherwise I would have said something. We exchanged several glances and a smile as I left. I would really like to see you again. If you remember this, for lack of a better term, encounter and are interested let me know. 

Lonely person in Walmart (Portsmouth)

We meet at Walmart you were shopping for a dress and I was shopping for a pair of pants

You said you were lonely and feeling alone

Lets meet for coffee and be alone together

Girl Getting Gas at Exon Lake Gaston (Bracey, VA)

You were on the other side of the pump from me. We met eyes several times. You walked into Dunkin after you were done. Had NC plates but UMD parking pass. Thought you were hot but didn’t know what to say.

Ashland Y Sauna this morning (Ashalnd)

We chatted for 10 minutes or so this morning. You are such a kind soul and impressive person, it made my day. Thanks. Hope you have a great day and a great rest of your week.

Silver diner

We exchanged eyes several times on Saturday night. You were busy but I wanted you to know I felt something. Let me know if you did too.

Walking at the research park

We were both out for a walk near the research park on Friday. You’re tall, slender, and beautiful with long dark hair.

I didn’t say a word to you. If I see you again I won’t make that mistake twice.

Gourd Flute

I asked about the object in the case, and it was a gourd flute. So . . . would you like to make a new friend?

Saw you again today – did you find a place? (Roanoke (market area))

We met in city center market place. talked. BOTH agreed to try something new as bros with no hoes.

I tried what you had on you – and didnt get a chance for you to try what I wanted. message me

Bowling Office (Mechanicsville)

Doubt if you see this but if you do this may could be start to something fun. Your short white bbw female beautiful rosey smile I’m tall black muscular guy. We both work for the largest bowling company in the world. Our cubicles are not far from one another if we both were to stand up in our cubicles we would be right across from each other. I think you’re very cute but wouldn’t want to cause any disruption of any kind in the office. If you happen to read this leave a note on my desk saying yes, or set up a 30 minute meeting invite in the interview room, or say I think so in passing.

American flight 1882 from clt to ric

American flight 1882 from clt to ric , last night about 1130pm you were in first class as so was on both in the first row i was on the right side near the aisle and you were next to the window i was on the right side u on the left of the plane , you had shorts and flip flops on and took them off and you kept putting your feet up on the wall in front of you, you have the most sexy feet on a guy iv ever seen

Female Billiards Player (Newport News)

Female Billiards Player!!

You were in Buddy’s about a year ago, you had very short blonde hair, and you and a lady friend were shooting pool, and I was in the band playing that night. We were gonna hook up later, but a friend of mine wouldn’t quit yakking, so I missed you!! PLEASE contact me, I’ve thought about you a great deal since!! Also, at the time, you had a nutso stalker ex-boyfriend/goon, threatening anyone even LOOKING at you!! Hopefully you had the courage to ditch that psycho!! Hope to hear from you!!

Hey You.. (R Ville Walmart)

You left a bag in your cart this morning after talking to me but I couldn’t catch you.

I was as you said sexy AA male lol

You were a shy mature Caucasian heavy woman.

If you see this I have your bag dear!

You were in front of me at the wawa in newmarket (Newport News)

I am a older guy and you were a little thick not fat white guy. we were waiting on our orders you had on a dark blue hoody that had a company’s name on it. I don’t know if you will see this but if you do let me know what the name was on the back of the hoody if your open minded let me know and any one else interested is welcomed to email also

Dark Haired 2 year veteran Of Sub Shop (Fredericksburg Va)

You were the Rembrandt that Oiled and soaked me in Vinegar . Cute, Smart and someone I could Banter with. I was the older gentleman whom enjoyed your vigor, and charm.

Please contact me and receive your free painting.

Michael

All the crazies in the world were either in Richmond or tweeting about it on social media yesterday, and the Missed Connections this week aren’t exactly sane either. Is this what we have to look forward to in 2020? At least while the world burns we’ll have plenty of Craigslist posts to burst into uncomprehending laughter over, right? Not sure that’s an incredibly reassuring consolation, but here we are.

This week sees people expressing crushes in terms of wanting to be someone’s baby — and not in the way the Ronettes sang about, either. We’ve also got uncomfortably intense poetry, hot grandmas, and ladies who carry eggplants around in public, as well as dudes who are bummed they didn’t get the chance to make a #notallmen argument to some frustrated lady they don’t even know. Simmer down, hotshot — you’ll have plenty of opportunities to get into that argument before all is said and done.

By the way, shout out to dudes still cruising each other at the YMCA over 40 years after the Village People sang about it. We always approve of keeping it old-school around here.

Do whatever you feel, Virginia.

Turn Back Into A Baby For Salem Kroger Teresa (Roanoke, Virginia)

If it truly was possible, I would physically transform back into a 8 month old baby for the Salem Spartan Square Kroger Teresa. I would enjoy her being a lot taller and stronger than me.

Oh the unnecessary fear

All I know is I need to tell you how I feel.
Everytime I see you it feels like I’m going to vomit my embarassing infatuation all over that blue sweater you always wear.
But it will compromise everything.
This isn’t meant for you to read I just need to say it.
I just don’t know how I’ll cope with any answer besides yes.
So say yes. Ok?

U had an egg plant (Chesapeake)

You had an egg plant when at the auto store. You commented on the car.

You’re my boss…

For a thousand reasons, I can never say this to you. Because you’re my boss. Because you’re straight. Because you’re my friend. But I know I don’t hide it as well as I should when I’m around you. You have to know that you drive me fucking crazy. When you flirt with me, I want to call your bluff and show you how you make me feel. I want to make you forget about Him. But….I’ll just continue to be your chivalrous, reliable friend while I’m waiting for you to make a move…

West Park publix (Henrico)

Damn dude…..you were fine..saw you coming out of Publix to your black truck….I know you saw me checking you out.

I’d do anything.

Into dudes?

Woman customer at Taboo on Patterson (Richmond west end)

You were purchasing some toys and I was behind you in line. Left my wallet on the car. You were beautiful and I wanted to say hello, but thought it may come across creepy in that venue. Say hello if you want.

New Year’s resolution! Finding a female friend with nice feet (Hampton Roads)

Everyone has a New Year’s resolution, everything from losing weight, saving money, or making a major purchase. I am searching for a mature woman who I can be friends with and also massage and admire her feet. I know, it’s a little out of left field and some are thinking “One of those guys who likes feet.”. I am being honest as I work a lot and would love to find someone who is doesn’t mind being friends with a guy who likes feet. Feet don’t have to be all done up and perfect, race doesn’t matter, and size doesn’t matter. So if interested, and yes their are perks to this friendship, please email me. I am not looking for anything more than that, I wish there was a proper channel to post an ad like this, but I do believe that their is someone who can make my one of my New Year’s resolution come true. If interested please email me, if you have constructive criticism please email me, if you have questions than please email me. Happy New Year’s!!!!

To the lady ranting about men (Va beach)

Your post got flagged..go figure. Would love to discuss your post further…give a mans perspective so to speak. Not hitting on you or anything just conversation.

G Ma where you at? (Richmond)

Hey

I gave you a ride to your brothers house from the Satellite Bar Restaurant one rainy night. We were suppose to meet again the next day but i couldnt make it. I remember you said your grandbaby called you G Ma. Hit me up.

looking for love

Looking for a woman to get to know and grow with. Please be single and real.

Re: Walmart Sunday (Mechanicsville)

Any chance you can give initials? Help a guy out if he is being cheated on.

Rachel from Great Clips (ODU)

Had an interesting haircut. Thought you were cute and that we had some chemistry. Maybe I’ll hear from you?

McDonald’s Buckingham Saturday Morning (Buckingham,Va)

You were ahead of me and paid for my order. I would have like to thank you in person but was nervous. I appreciate it greatly and it really made my morning. Wish I could have done something to return the happiness. Well doubt you see this but however if you do and would like to respond let me know what type vehicle I was in. I like your beanie also looked nice on you. You were in a SUV.

Heathsville Food Lion (Heathsville VA)

Hello,

You are a young lady with dark red hair that works at the Food Lion in Heathsville Va. You were working on Saturday evening and we spoke as you were getting off work. Say hi if you would like to chat.

Hope to hear from you….

Winking at the ymca (Downtown)

Hey we stare at each other at the gym.. your like 6ft3, & work out at night.. hit me back if you see this!!

Volvo C70 at Starbucks (Willow Lawn)

Saturday morning at Starbucks. Let’s get our coffee together next time.

Harris Teeter Portsmouth intense connection

Me: slim brown skin blk male. You:(cashier)slender caramel blk female with a smile and eyes to die for. I ventured into your store twice around Halloween.The second visit, we had an intense connection but we didn’t talk..I would love to hear the sound of your voice. Tell me who I was with or what I had on

Harris Teeter M4F (Greenbrier Pkwy)

Saw you in the self check-out line, you got a beautiful smile and very kind looking eyes. We talk for a moment and I told you I was from out of town. It was nice to speak to you, since I don’t know anyone in the area. Wondering if maybe you would like to grab a drink. This was about 6 p.m. I’m going to be here for two months, would love to find someone nice to go and do things with. I didn’t see a wedding ring; I wasn’t sure if you were single or not. The smile and the eye contact was really nice 🙂 If this is you, and you’re interested, please reach out I’d love to hear from you.

Where’s my mechanic? (Fredericksburg)

Wondering where my mechanic went? Been a few weeks since we have seen each other. Know your at a new place but please swing by the store one day. I’m missing you and hope your doing well.

SonaBank Mechanicsville

There this morning, complimented you on your hair. You are very beautiful.. made my day

Ashland Wal-mart Godiva choc

If you see this (Godiva lady)I would like to talk more about chocolate and other interesting topics. I just didn’t have time that day…….seeking older woman FWB email me

Mz. Dime (Richmond)

Almost positive you won’t see this. But anything at this point is worth a try. We see each other almost every morning. We’ve spoken but never a full conversation. But I believe we are feeling the same feelings. If this is you(female) what color car do I be in. I really hope you see this,we could make magic happen.

Looking for a Deaf Woman from past (Richmond Va)

I am interested in finding her or getting any information about her wherabouts. We both worked at Relax-a rama in Richmond some years ago. Lost touch and since she cannot hear I had no way to communicate w her. Any way she was married to a deaf man and I don’t know where she lived. I’d like to see her again . If you know any one that fits this description get her to respond to this ad. She will remember.BTW her name is Aileen

Line dancer (Chesapeake)

I briefly dated a friend of yours over the summer. You’re a line dancer at a local bar. 20’s white female, curly dirty blonde hair, light blue eyes, freckles, cute smile and just stunning. I’ll honestly never forget the day we met at that concert (can you tell me which one?).

Anyway, you’ve been crossing my mind recently. I would have loved (and still would like to) take you out on a date to see what would have happened. The people we were seeing weren’t compatible with us but I wonder if we were? Take a chance?

Lowes cutie (charlottesville)

You work at lowes and your name starts with an H, you are short and thick. I am a customer and my name starts with M. I always made a point to come to your register so we could talk. We know each other by first name. I haven’t seen you in a bit but know you still work there. I have something I would like to talk to you about…