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Best Of VA Missed Connections January 6 – January 12

Marilyn Drew Necci | January 11, 2021

Topics: best of missed connections, craigslist, Craigslist Missed connections, craigslist richmond va, missed connections, missed connections in RVA, Richmond missed connections

Back for another week of Missed Connections, and in a week where our country seemed like it was about to go under at any moment, things on Craigslist were just as crazy. From spot-on parodies of the QAnon hipster garbage who made up half the crowd at the Capitol invasion (the other half were pure unreconstructed hicks) to keyboard cosplayers filling the pages of Craigslist with what would have been “Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me” letters if they were written 50 years ago, shit is legit popping off this week.

If that all sounds a little too crazy, the missives from Baby Yoda puppeteers, beef stew cooks, and finders of lost license plates may be more your speed. Things are pretty fun all around this week, though — even when other habitual Missed Connections readers finally get disgruntled enough to start complaining about all the ads. Though I must say, those of us reading your posts probably can’t do anything more about the situation than you can. Maybe an email to the Craigslist admins would be a better use of your time? Just a suggestion.

Observe the terms of service, Virginia.

never far

is it safe to assume you aren’t romantically involved with anyone?
I would like to keep flirting with you but I am worried about making you uncomfy

Seeking the helper at Midlo WAWA (Midlothian)

Thanks to the guy who helped me at WAWA Midlo 288/60 I’m the older guy who’s SUV wouldn’t start and you helped jump it. I wasn’t able to thank you cause all I had was plastic, so I offered you another option which seemed to make you pop. You did both in a rush and I forgot to get your contact so if you want another thanks let me know I’ll keep an eye out for your work van. Maybe I’ll see you soon.

Girl in Publix the Village Shopping Center (Three Chopt)

I passed you as you were headed to the check out carrying a flower. You were a dark brunette, wearing a black jacket and camo leggings. We def locked eyes for a few seconds. I tried to get my last item and check out quickly. I saw you leave but didn’t see you in the parking lot. If this was you and you are interested in meeting up, let me know.

I gave you something “filling.” (Richmond)

We had met up at one of the bars downtown.

We had a pretty solid vibe when I came up to you or maybe it was the drinks that carried us away when you said that you’ve never had been with a black dude before. Or maybe it was the fact that your boyfriend had cheated and you just wanted that revenge.

When I took you back to the hotel room to give you exactly what we both wanted, I was amazed by how excitable you were as you took every single inch.

Too bad that I was dumb and I forgot to get your number again. I won’t say your name(I don’t know if you two made up), but I’d like to go at it again.

If you think this is you, I hope you had a real good time with me and I hope you’d be willing for another round.

Gorgeous Female shopper in Jeans/high heels (PUBLIX -Ridgefield/Pump Road)

You were gracefully strutting while you pushed your cart about the store Thursday evening. You seemed intent on your list and should have interrupted you but alas, another moment squandered.

CVS Roanoke (Roanoke)

You work at CVS. I came in a couple of days ago and you helped me with my CVS extra points LOL and you set me up for digital receipts and coupons. You are very good looking. We had a nice conversation. When you typed in my phone number I smiled and said “you should remember that”. I complimented your shirt. I know you saw my eyes wondering. I won’t say the location but I hope you see this!

Violating the Terms of Service (Norfolk)

Who keeps posting the ads in “Missing Connections” that always begin with , “Seriously dude? You expect to find
real women on here to …”? Then the ads proceed to direct you to sites where you can find “real” women to hook up with. They clearly violate the terms of service in attempting to get you to go to other sites. They should be permanently banned from posting. I flag them every time I see them and I hope others will do so as well.

Ads (Ches)

Why does every real ad get deleted while all these others stay up?

Please stop deleting real ads

Kingstowne post office 1/6/21 (Alexandria)

You were wearing dark pants (I think you are a nurse) and were getting help finding a package.

I was wearing black pants with a black jacket (bald head) and was picking up a couple certified letters.

This was around 4:15pm(ish).

You turned and smiled at me. Your entire being is beyond stunning, but I especially noticed your gorgeous eyes and amazingly beautiful hair, then I heard your sweet southern accent when you were talking to the lady at the blue package pickup door 😍

I got my letters and left. I looked back at you as I was walking away and you looked in my direction.

I got in my blue Jeep and waited for you to come outside because I had every intention of talking to you! However, you got in your white Hyundai and I had to take a phone call while you smoked a cigarette. Before I was able to get off the phone, you left 😔

I should have talked to you inside the post office but I kinda chickened out…

I would at least like to take you to dinner so I hope you see this!

Got my Arby’s bag

You where on lunch break and got my bag by mistake. We had same name.

Found license plate “09*** X“ on Trail Canyon Road (charlottesville)

Found Nevada license plate 09*** X on Trail Canyon Road. Show me the other plate and registration form and I’ll tell you where to find this one.

White Jeep Foodlion (Bowling green)

Beef stew….you are absolutely gorgeous! Would’ve loved to help you make it. Maybe we can chat sometime

torn up jeans & curious eyes in Plaza Azteca (Yorktown)

You were the well dressed curious girl with torn up jeans and a really classy top. I am interested so email me back and let’s begin laughing and sharing some fun times together.

Why would someone lie about moving?

Why would someone lie about moving? Either you live here or you don’t. Why lie about it Nevada?

I saw your wedding ring/engagement ring…

But then I looked into your eyes…
And you looked into mine…
And there was something there…
We shared that moment…
We’re both missing that one thing…

Great Falls Starbucks

It’s a very long shot, but perhaps you’ll see this? I saw you, you saw me. We both smiled, you stopped and let us cross in front of you, and we smiled at each other again! Sunday, January 10 at the Starbucks in Great Falls. A reply with the kind of vehicle you were driving and the sports team on your jacket will get a response!

baby yoda

Bumped into you yesterday at Union station while you were waiting for a train and i was wondering around aimlessly. I was using really bad ventriloquism to talk to people through my baby yoda puppet.

Baby yoda said, “late the train is, hmmm?” to you which made you smile, but you hopped away on your pogo stick, spilling a lot of your coffee to board a train.

If you are a DC resident or come to DC often, I would love to meet you since you are the only person that has smiled at me in years.

I have a boba fet hand puppet you can use for us to chat.

220 Home Depot (Roanoke)

7pm
you were with an older man, dad?
20’s dark hair, dark sagged sweat pants, grey hoodie.

We watched each other. I think we recognized each other.

when it snowed early last yr i paid you to help me to
shovel my drive and walkway.

hit me back , i got you . m/m

LOVE at Capitol Hill (Capitol Hill)

My Aryan Goddess, we met defending our country while at the Capitol Building. I forgot your name, maybe it was Ashley or Aston. You were leading the way, being one of the many leader our movement needs. You used my hand to penetrate through that broken window. It was soft but firm, just like my cousins. Seeing you take charge, made me realize we need to communicate more. We briefly talked about our military experience, how Soros funded antifa, and how we need to take our country back from those Jew York, and Pedofornia loving libtards like Maxine Waters, preaching in their own echo chamber.

Your drive and passion for our great country is what I truly need in my life. I would love to get to know you better and maybe lead into courtship. If this is you, email me with what color hat I was wearing, along with your 23 and Me, to make sure you don’t have tainted blood. God Bless America. TRUMP 2020!

PS – did you like my title? LOVE at Capitol Hill. Because it’s capitalized. I thought it was clever.

Top Photo via Don Winslow/Twitter

Best of VA Missed Connections December 2 – December 7

Marilyn Drew Necci | December 7, 2020

Topics: best of missed connections, craigslist, Craigslist Missed connections, missed connections, missed connections in RVA

Welcome to Richmond in the first week of December, when it apparently snows now? I don’t know about you, but I hope this isn’t a sign of things to come where Richmond’s winter is concerned. It might make for some good Missed Connections, though, and these days we all need as many of those as we can get.

This week starts with a load of wood — and no, we’re not talking about THAT kind of wood, get your mind out of the gutter! Not that that would be a surprise on Craigslist circa 2020, where every other post is about needing a plumber to root out pipes or whatever other eighth grade double entendre you can think of. But no, this time… it really is a load of wood.

Meanwhile, in the Museum District, someone’s looking for their own version of Doctor Who, while down in Colonial Heights, the victim of a groin kick is looking for a repeat performance. Come on though, dude… hasn’t the past year been enough of a kick in the balls all on its own?

Wear a cup, Virginia.

Load of wood in your front yard (N. Chesterfield)

You have a pickup in your front yard filled with firewood for sale. You sit on the porch sometimes and i like what I see.
You are plump girl and I Love it.
Get back to me and lets meet

Car washing (Richmond)

We were washing our cars. Yours was a red Honda. Sun was in your eyes at flagstaff. Wish we could meet for coffee

Searching for Doctor Who (Museum District)

I am looking for the best Doctor Who (Matt Smith) at least in my opinion. I need that Time Lord type of dude in my life. A little bit bi and little bit straight (like most Brits) lol. Not sure who’s going to reply or get this, but if you do, tell me a lot about yourself. Cheers and Happy Holidays!

Not really sure how to write this

You saw me in the woods and I was playing with myself, and you kicked me right in the balls. Want to do that again?

Parking lot

I was changing in an empty parking lot this morning after the gym like usual. You drove past and stopped, I was worried you were going to report me but noticed you just watched me and smiled, cute female with I’m guessing a curvy body in which I’d like to get to know. I was completely exposed standing there, athletic build, well groomed and endowed 30s male, it was a huge turn on being watched. Next time say hi or lend a hand. Tell me what parking lot I was in.

Missing her toes

I remember you after a long day having me tend to your toes and more. If you miss this find me. Ladies show me you are real.

Missing connection…to say the least (platonic) (Nova/centreville)

Seeking a female to befriend that shares similar interests/beliefs that’s also seeking a strong platonic connection…

If you enjoy staying healthy (meaning drug free and that also means no drinking), cooking, art, board games, music, nights in with a good movie or conversation and believe wearing a mask actually makes sense during this pandemic, then feel free to message me. I would also love to find someone to be around that plays things safe so we wouldn’t always have to mask up but that’s not necessary at the moment.

I think we could all use time without talking politics or about the pandemic so let’s escape for a bit and enjoy the simpler things in life…would be a nice change of pace : )

Me: male, 33, caucasian, average build (in case you’re wondering)

*Please only respond if you’re local to va, thank you!

Short skirt at church (NOVA)

Your skirt kept seeming to rise in the pew as you caught me glancing quite a lot. We chatted briefly at the coffee stand and told me that you liked older bearded men like me and asked if I’ve ever dated a 20 year old before.

I’m disappointed that our conversation was interrupted before we could exchange contact info.

I Love Tacos (Downtown RVA)

Doesn’t matter what kind of female taco, I love them all. But I really like chocolate tacos.
Do you have a delicious taco? Let me know.
Would love to stuff my mouth with a taco or two later today, tonight or tomorrow.
Females only! I can eat tacos all day long or until you tell me to stop.

Lisa from Record World (Manassas)

You worked for a record store in Manassas mall in 1988. We had a great connection and I regret my actions now looking back. I would love to talk to you again. Ive thought of you many times. I’m wondering if you’re still driving that car! Hope to hear from you!

Top Photo by Austin Wehrwein on Unsplash.

Best of RVA missed connections 1/5- 1/12

Brad Kutner | January 12, 2016

Topics: craigslist, missed connections in RVA

It’s early in the year and were all still looking for love. It’s always good to make a post that your special someone will most likely find creepy.

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Best of RVA Missed Connections 5/4-5/11

Brad Kutner | May 12, 2015

Topics: Best of craigslist, missed connections in RVA

This is my final missed connections post. I’m not sad to leave you. Not doing this is honestly super exciting to me.

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