Much like the plot of every M. Night Shyamalan film since The Village, the R-Words are full of holes. Blame has been hurled at every Washington coach, owner, player, and manager. Some even believe there is an evil hex on the team.
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Washington R-Words Update: A Chance to Say Goodbye is All We Want for X-Mas
X-Mas has come early, R-Words fans. We typically have to wait until January for the off-season, the real football season for the R-Words, to start. This year, the off-season is in full swing as R-Words fans are adorning their X-Mas trees with X-Mas lights.
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Washington R-Words Update: The Fall Of RGIII
[WARNING: I will be using the term “R-Words” throughout this article because I have no idea what’s right anymore]
What a ride, R-Words. The benching of RGIII signals the end of the roller coaster, a sudden stop that jolts our upper bodies forward over the waist harness.
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Washington R-Words Week 11 Recap: Griffin Gets New R-Word Name: Sitting Duck
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The term “bye week” evidently originated in cricket. It’s a moment in the game where the “batsman,” which is the name I think Batman must go by in England, can advance and score without ever actually hitting the ball.
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Washington R-Words Week Nine Recap: Griffin Peacocks, Lays Egg
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R-Words players in suits filed onto the two team buses in the Minneapolis morning chill. Police squad cars bracketed the proud caravan escorting the Burgundy and Gold to their next gridiron meeting against the Vikings.
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Washington R-Words Week Eight Recap: Verily, Verily, Griffin Will Return
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“He won’t eat his dinner,” Tanya Snyder said to her husband, Dan, as he walked into the Snyder manor front door.
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