The longer summer goes on, the weirder it gets here in the Missed Connections. From people who smoke Netflix to unashamed beer belly rubbers in the hardware store, everyone’s letting it all hang out this week. And don’t get us wrong, we’re all for it! If nothing else, it makes for some entertaining reading.

We’ve got all kinds of stuff going on this week, in fact — from amorous fishermen and people giving notice at their jobs to someone who appears to be living the lyrics of that 90s hit “Whoever You Are” by Geggy Tah. Plus, as always, plenty of people trying to grab some chicken — and a few people trying to grab a smoke. And by the way, if you’re looking for those obnoxious kids who like to race each other weaving in and out of traffic on the interstate during rush hour, look no further; they’re in the Missed Connections this week.

Cut it up, Virginia.

Lowe’s – Guy with Enormous Beer Belly

We are both older white guys. You passed by me as you were rubbing your enormous beer belly and I said, “Now that’s a belly to be proud of,” and you said “Hell yeh!” pushed your belly at me. I gave it a good rub as you laughed. If you see this let me know if you want to grab several beers together. 

Why (Matoaca)

Why doesn’t anyone like me. Why am I always alone. 

Met someone in The Ville this past Friday night. (Mechanicsville) 

Met a man in The Ville this past Friday night. I was at a table with a bunch of people I didn’t even know. My date stood me up and I ended up with their friends, I don’t think you were part of their group though. You came up to me and asked me if I was related to one of my family members and told me you used to hang out around the same people I did when we were kids. I asked for you’re number but I think I took down wrong… I know this is weird but if you see this, just put my LAST name and your name in the email… honestly, was star-struck when you came up to me…

I thought you sang well (Colonial Heights) 

Hey Lauren, I thought you sang really good with your friends. Would’ve enjoyed talking more but couldn’t. And don’t have a way to contact you.

Hardees RT.1 and 85 (Petersburg) 

You:Work at Hardees on Rt.1 nice looking women.I saw a tat on your right arm.Didn’t see a ring.You were zipping around there like there was no tomorrow.

Me:Male.Stopped in there real quick around 3:30 and ordered a basic chicken sandwhich and like you zipped out the door in a hurry.Had on a bright green work shirt.

If you or one of your co-workers who know you(let her know) see this and you happen to be single let’s chat.

The other manager was at the register talking about a hat lol.

I stop in there maybe once a week but always in a hurry.

Bojangles (Fredericksburg, VA) 

To the cute cashier with a tattoo on your left arm. Hair back in a ponytail. I’m sure you see plenty come and go. I had on a gray T-shirt. Thick beard. We made eye contact. Should’ve asked for your #.

Spoke to you at the barbershop today (Sunday) (Richmond) 

Im the guy that was getting a haircut. We were talking . You mentioned issues with you’re son. You were there with two little kids boy& girl . We were the only ones there at the time . You are from PR. 

I’d like to connect with you and keep in touch if you don’t mind.

You know what I do for a living and I know what you do. So respond with what I do and what we spoke about during our time there so I know it’s you.

I know this is a long shot.

Goodwill (Richmond)

We were both confused about the line. You are adorable. If you’re interested let’s grab dinner or drinks.

Fishing (South chesterfield) 

We talked unloading at ramp and later on water really think we have a connection 

Netflix Smoke & Chill (Fan) 

Maybe it’s just listening to Tank & the Bangas but I’m in the mood to smoke Netflix & chill. Catch up on Stranger Things or Mindhunter? Something else?

Cuddly dude here looking for a tree friendly lady for tonight!

7-11 Oaklawn Blvd (Highlandsprings) 

You where the cute girl with short hair, and a lot of piercings. You had your hands-full and dropped your cell phone.

Would like to see you again.

Kroger Pharmacy (Henrico) 

You and I have spoke several times in the past week regarding my pets medication… I think you are extremely attractive but I’m not sure if you go this way or not. If you do I would love to take you out sometime. please tell me something about yourself or our interaction that only you and I would know… I look forward to hearing from you soon handsome.

Ulta chester (S Chesterfield) 

Cute woman in ulta
you were wearing shorts with vans 
wanted to say thanks for your time Recommending 
the eye brow make up to my daughter 
would love to find out more about you 

Subway (Willis rd) 

You were getting in your car as I was walking up to the store. You made a point to speak to me. I said how are you doing today. There was a connection for sure on my end. How about you?

Bearded Man & Girl in blue car who let me over (Interstate) 

To the man and his daughter (possibly) who let me over on the interstate yesterday morning, thank you! You made my day. I was having a crappy morning, getting sick, and running late for work. I was the lady driving the white limited 4 runner. Your small deed turned my whole day around. I really hope you see this. Thank you so much for your kindness and I will pay it forward!

Civic with a mindless license plate. (295 to Ashland) 

It was cool cutting up traffic with you today. I was in the white Accord. I was probably paying more attention weaving with you then I was looking for my exit. I missed it lol. Let’s cut it up again sometime. Hope you didn’t get hammered in the rain like me. 

White Jeep Wrangler (Lake Anna)

You were driving a white, 4 door jeep. We were walking into the New Bridge market at the same time & you looked up & smiled & said hello. You went straight to the counter & asked for a pack of Marlboro Reds & said you were 48. I found you VERY attractive!! Can you describe me?? 

at party tonight (Richmond)

new to this side of me but we’ve met a few times through friends and we had a great convo tonight on the porch for a smoke break. not sure if you’re into men but I’ve got a serious crush. let me know I was wearing a black hoodie

lady in tight blue jean shorts (Midlothian) 

and a cute white top at the river. we locked eyes but i was too shy and missed my chance. if you think it was you let me know. swm nice guy

Kohl’s (Midlothian) 

Midlothian Kohl’s on rt60 I was in there Thursday night and looking at shoes. I think we kept looking at each other, I was worried that you are too young for me, if you aren’t just let me know. I’m interested in you if the feeling is mutual.

Gorgeous lady at USPS (Colonial Heights)

Very very beautiful lady at usps around 5:00pm on Monday. Short and gorgeous. When I walked inn you smiled at me and that smile made my day. I was wearing white and red T-shirt you know who I am. I would love to take you out for dinner.

Kulture (West end) 

I won’t be there anymore after today, but I hope to see you around Amber. 

– Andrew

Eric from qwikmeet (Mechanicsville) 

Hey, We matched up but I accidentally swiped the wrong way and I don’t know how to fix it. If you see this see if were are still matched on your end. I’m Kimberly from Virginia Beach.