Best of RVA Missed Connections 12/13/16-12/20/16

by | Dec 20, 2016 | WTF?!

Sadly, its the week leading up to Christmas, and not a single holiday-themed missed connection. I’m sad, I was holding out hope for one, but not even a single Santa-Mrs Claus post. However, there are a few non-holiday related missed connections that are still keeping hope alive out there so check out this week’s batch of missed connections below:

Sadly, its the week leading up to Christmas, and not a single holiday-themed missed connection. I’m sad, I was holding out hope for one, but not even a single Santa-Mrs Claus post. However, there are a few non-holiday related missed connections that are still keeping hope alive out there so check out this week’s batch of missed connections below:

Cosmic connection (Rva)

I keep thinking there is something real between us. When we hang out we have really engaging conversations where I feel a deep connection with you and we are a lot alike. Do you feel it too or is it just me reading into it too hard? You recently shared a lot about yourself with me which was pleasantly surprising. I’m shy and not going to try to pursue you but I wonder if my eyes have given me away. If we are just close friends who love each other platonically I don’t want to mess anything up. You make me smile and intrigue me more than anyone I’ve ever known. Please send me a sign or anything at all if you think there is something more.

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Red dress – m4w (West end)

You were wearing a tight red dress Saturday night. I’m a younger black guy, was on the other side of the bar. We made eye contact several times, and you smiled at me a bunch. I was with some friends and didn’t come over to talk to you before you left. If you’re interested let me know what bar we were at. Maybe we can meet up sometime.

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Banditos – White bearded cub at the bar – m4m (Richmond)

Came into the bar around 1:00 a.m. just after the punk show. Me and a friend, both of us are black, hit the bar and you were there waiting for a drink. I was wearing a black Nautica polo shirt. We exchanged small talk and you left before I could offer to buy you your next drink. Still would like to buy you a drink. E-mail if interested.

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Who drinks a half gallon of 1/2 and 1/2? – m4w

You were hot stuff! Saw you glance but I didn’t want to say anything in front of your mom. You were definitely the perfect mixture of sexy and cute, jus saying.

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You work at The Daily. – m4w (The Daily, Carytown)

I was in for Dinner on Saturday 12/17 with my parents. You are a beautiful, athletic, brunette. You were wearing a white t-shirt and serving. We smiled at each other a couple times. I have a rule about asking women out while they are working so I just left but I wish I had said something to you. I would love to buy you a beer sometime.

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Pretty Feet – m4w (Rva)

Just wondering if there are any attractive, fit women interested in rubbing her feet in my face and letting me give you a pedicure or even just selling me a pair of your used socks/flats. I know this is unusual, but I’m an attractive guy and I’m in great shape. I’m also actually sane!

I know this is not so much a missed connection, but I figured I might at least meet somone literate. Maybe if this works out, we could make it a regular thing?

Anyways, if you’re interested, please change the subject to ‘kiss my feet.’ A picture would be nice as well and I will send you mine.

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U Helped a Fire Fighter – m4w

I came in your store looking to play a gag on a co worker & you helped me…..Would love to take you to dinner…..Tell me what store you work at….& what I purchased ???

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Lulu’s employee – m4w (farmers market)

As I was leaving today, you approached my table to clean it. I told you I liked your dancing, and you said you love working there. You have an “evolve” tattoo on your back. I doubt you read these, but if you happen to see this, I think you are very sexy and I’d love to take you out. Respond with what I was wearing, or something to let me know it’s you.

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I had you at my dorm 2 years ago – w4m

We’ve been having casual sex for two years now that it’s December. I am now 20 and you are 29 in an open relationship. You’ve been to all three of the places I’ve lived in since I started going to school in Richmond, the most recent one on Grace St. I think about you and crave your touch daily but I seldom try to contact you in fear that you’ll grow tired of me. Nothing turns me on more than the thought of your black, silky hair and your tattooed body on top of mine. I want to continue our sexual endeavors on a more regular basis but I fear rejection if I ask you in person. Please tell me we can make this happen. Reply to me on snapchat with your initials so I know it’s you.

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Diversity Thrift today – w4m

I was holding a snowman decanter, showing it to my roommate (Not Boyfriend!) And said “You can use this all year” and you looked up right as I said it so I looked at you…and I realize now that you thought I was talking to you. That was the longest 2 seconds of my life. We both smiled at each other and the world stopped.

I’m pretty sure you’re hooked up with someone, you’re a handsome fella. I just moved here. If so, my missed connection,

If by serendipity you read this, write to me and describe what I look like and what area of the store we were both in.

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Brown’s Island Girl – m4w

You were the pretty girl wearing the navy blue/purple tights with a pink purse and long brown hair. I was stunned by your beauty and too scared to say anything. I know your not going to read this but if by some miracle chance you do send me a message…i was the guy with the limp cause of the sprained ankle.

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