The internet was all a glow yesterday as Richmond’s favorite planet dominating aliens, GWAR, took over Reddit.
The internet was all a glow yesterday as Richmond’s favorite planet dominating aliens, GWAR, took over Reddit.
Fresh on their fall tour (dates and the worlds best press release can be read here) GWAR has made a number of offers around the Super Bowl and now even the government shut down.
Slave-pitt Master Oderus took the reigns and, over the course of a few hours, answered questions from adoring fans/victims. Some of the highlights are below, you can read the entire thread here.
LunchboxHeRow
Oderus! What is your favorite musical piece of work to masturbate to?
Always with love, Curious Human Filth
Oderusthemaster
The sound of my own grunting
wkyh7
ODERUS- I will be in the crowd on October 11 in Seattle! I am bringing a very pretty woman who has never been to see GWAR before. Will you make her extra bloody for me?
Oderusthemaster
That depends on how well she blows me
proud_walmartshopper
Oderus! Who would win in a sexual harassment contest, you or Bill Clinton?
Oderusthemaster
I would win in any sexual contest…SMASH THE STATE
depressme
Oderous, I’ve always wanted to suck an alien cock, but I am not gay and I’ve never met an alien. Advice?
Oderusthemaster
Meet me by the trash dumpsters after the gig
dmorriss
What is the largest object to ever fit into your anal cavity? What is the largest object that nearly fit into your anal cavity?
Oderusthemaster
A female Grizzly bear. A male Grizzly bear.
Data_Monkey210
So how long did that 9-ton crack boulder last that Sleazy gave you?
I’ve been to 8 of your shows, why am I not dead yet?
In all seriousness, you guys fucking ROCK. Thank you for continuing to be the wonderful, down-to-earth, kind of motherfucking homosexual, butt-raping, dog-fucking kind of motherfuckers that we all know and love.
Oderusthemaster
I get one a day.
You must have looked dead.
Tanks! I mean thanks.
pyxis
How was it working with Al Jourgensen on Scumdogs? Was it a drunken debaucherous time?
That album is a highlight of my junior highschool years.
Oderusthemaster
He’s a maniac. He drove a motorcycle into the studio and spelt out the word “Fugazi” in cocaine.
Boomer8450
As the United States Government is MIA, when will GWAR step in to give us the government we deserve?
Oderusthemaster
Its no coincidence they shut down the government the day our tour started, and it ends in Washington DC!
metalfan95
What was the most memorable show you have done?
Oderusthemaster
East Berlin, 1990…they wanted their wall back
