I’m not throwing out wild accusations or taking sides here, but our afternoon has been quickly dominated by #hipstercongress on Twitter.
I’m not throwing out wild accusations or taking sides here, but our afternoon has been quickly dominated by #hipstercongress on Twitter. Blame the shut down, blame working on the internet, or blame our attempt to cash in on a trend, either way, here are our favorite #hipstercongress tweets that we in no way relate to.
#HipsterCongress convenes pabst blue ribbon commission
— Sharon Yang (@realsharonyang) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress passes only artisanal, locally sourced healthcare reform.
— Sharon (@nycSharathon) October 8, 2013
Ironically appointed handlebar mustache to head Ways and Means Committee. #HipsterCongress
— Mark Driver (@MarkDriver) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress knows the #shutdown in '96 was way better.
— Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress has Congressional record on vinyl.
— Henry Kraemer (@HenryKraemer) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress relocates nation's capital to Portland
— delrayser (@delrayser) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress Stem cell funding for "skinny genes"
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress *changes our national anthem to "American" by Lana Del Rey*
— Eddie Garcia (@TheeeSickestKid) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress negotiating for Revenue-Neutral Milk Hotel.
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress looks down on anyone who'd go to the National *Mall* in the first place.
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) October 8, 2013
#HipsterCongress insists on only delivering organic, hand raised pork to its constituents.
— Sr. WH Official (@SrWHOfficial) October 8, 2013
And in the real world, our intern Andy Johnson had this to say in real life:
I wonder if #hipstercongress will continue funding for their ironic federal kickball league
