Best of Missed Connections 11/24 – 12/1

by | Dec 1, 2014 | POLITICS

With Thanksgiving under our belts (or over our belts, depending on how much you had to eat), everyone is eagerly anticipating the arrival of jolly old St. Nick, and the Christmas spirit is already in full swing.


With Thanksgiving under our belts (or over our belts, depending on how much you had to eat), everyone is eagerly anticipating the arrival of jolly old St. Nick, and the Christmas spirit is already in full swing.

While some might have already gotten everything on their Christmas lists on Black Friday, there are some who are looking for something that can’t be found on Amazon. These folks are looking for a certain someone to meet under the mistletoe, and cuddle up with when the winter chill comes howling in, whenever that might be.

Traffic Jam hottie – w4m – 28 (I-95 heading north)

Cute guy on I-95 traffic jam in the petersburg/Colonial Heights area. Traffic was creeping and you merged on and cut me off I gave you a sharp glance and you gave me a sheepish smile and you shrugged your shoulders… That was too cute… I gave you a jab gesture… You cut me off 2 more times we both laughed about it… Don’t think you’ll read this but I thought you were super cute… Tell me what kind of car you had

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Starbucks at Gayton Crossing Shopping Center – w4m – 26 (glen allen)

I… Never do this, but you were adorably sweet. I know its your job to ask questions and ensure my order was perfect… But you…
I’ve never been asked if I wanted my pumpkin bread heated up before. Just my panini. And you didn’t give me a judgmental look for ordering soy even though the bread is probably full of lactose. You also seemed fine that I got pumpkin everything, and that I ordered a Frappe while it was in the 30s or 40s out. You just thought to toast my bread for me.
Your soft smile and cute gap in your front teeth are endearing. You have this messy bed head thing going on with your medium length black curly hair. So cute. And the glasses pretty much sealed the deal for me.
And I’m sure you didn’t really pay much attention to me. I was likely just another girl in the crowd of customers that stream your line daily. Understandable.

A girl can dream, though.

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Home Depot Carpet – m4w (chester)

You are an older, very attractive woman who helped me out with some carpet. You will probably never see this, but if you do, there was something pretty hot about the way you were helping me. If you were hitting on me please respond. Tell me about the job you just completed as we talked about it quite a bit.

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DAYCARE HOTTIE – m4w (New Kent)

I stopped by to drop off payment this evening and you were in the front/reception area.
We had a very stimulating conversation. You were talking about how you love to eat yams and I was thinking how bad I wanted to eat you. I’m not sure if you’re into the big poppy type, but I wood love to get better acquainted.

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Milk – m4w

This goes out to a lovely lady who always order a tall milk. Your name or nick name is “Becca” . All the guys at the restaurant think your gorgeous. We would fight to the death for a chance with you. Havent seen you in a while but you are dearly missed. Next glass of milk is on me. Milk sure does the body good. Lol

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Two guys in the gym shower – m4m (down town)

Met two guys in the gym shower last night about 6:45 or 7. Both were hot in their own way. It was pretty hot just the three of us in there together. I talked to one of them whose name started with an S. My locker was near the other guy, but we didn’t get to chat before he left. I’d love to connect with both of them so I had contact info. And so we could continue the fun. Hmu if you think this could be you and tell me about our meeting.

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Where are you my bearded hippie – m4m – 27 (Across the pool table… )

I want to swim in your voluptuous beard. I want to drink from your soup bowl and bite your grilled cheese sandwich tattoo. In my dreams, I call you baby bear.

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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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