Best of RVA missed connection 11/22-11/29

by | Nov 29, 2016 | COMMUNITY

With Thanksgiving under our belts and the bustling holiday season right around the corner, people are putting on their game faces to lock down a lover for the winter.

With Thanksgiving under our belts and the bustling holiday season right around the corner, people are putting on their game faces to lock down a lover for the winter.

This week’s missed connections feature an unbecoming amount of car troubles, a bit of black Friday shopping and a dash of potential sexual harassment in the workplace. Check out this batch of missed connections.

You said you were a large guy looking for a cool girl – w4m (The fan)
You had a music genre that you were into, you said you were in the fan, you’re 44, and I wanted to write to you but your ad disappeared.

If you read this, and want to respond, tell me the kind of music you like and maybe we can chat.

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cute guy blowing leaves near Tempford – w4m
Me: walking the single most goofy chocolate lab you’ve ever laid eyes on
Just wanted you to know someone noticed you today 🙂

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Auto Zone Hopewell – m4m
The light skin dude with pretty eyes and a gap. You helped me out with a return and exchange. You are one sexy man. Just had to speak on it.

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Hot, hot guys at Shocke Bottom Gym – m4m (Downtown)
Just have to say that some of you guys that work out there in the early morning are very, very hot. Would love the opportunity to orally please you. You know what to do if you’re interested.

That is all.

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Best Interview Ever – m4w (Richmond) (Editors note, we’re pretty sure he’s posted about this at least one other time – that’s either creepy or sweet, we’ll let you decide)

I was hiring. After 3 great phone conversations, we met at Panera. You interviewed for my assistant position. Best interview ever. You were cute, dynamic, fun and intelligent. You also were intimidating. With a hint of inappropriate office games to ensue, I panicked. I hired the guy instead.

Mistake. He’s awful. Or, he was awful. I let him go.

I’ve searched for your resume to contact you. No luck.

Please contact me!!! The job is yours. Or maybe a drink? coffee?

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Magic touch – m4w (Richmond)
Helped you with your car, you said I had a magic touch.Your hug was pretty special also.

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I95 N. cute guy that stopped to help. – w4m (I95 N.)
you stopped to ask me if i needed any help & helped md get off at the bowling green exit…you were really cute,should of asked for your number (;
tell me what color my car was in subject line.

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Hung roomate just moved out – m4m (Richmond ES)
Don’t judge,

I’m looking to rent a room out to a hung white guy that I can trust,

private bed/bath…..

I enjoy having a hung man for a roommate, confidence is a good thing.

discount rent for some weekly chores. Students welcome…. not into parties

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Our cars almost collided (U of R parking lot) – m4w (Richmond)
Our cars almost ran into each other in the U of R parking lot outside the turf fields.
You looked like you were about to freak out.
Then we both shared a good laugh haha.

I find you attractive, and when you laughed it revealed a gorgeous smile.
Can I take you out maybe? Let’s do go karts.

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starwars pjs, target midlo – m4w (Chesterfield)
Cutie wearing star wars pjs in target.. def enjoyed that you chose not to wear a bra under that tank top. If you feeling like some fun sometime id def be down for that little body of yours 😉

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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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