Best of RVA Missed Connections 11/15-11/22

by | Nov 22, 2016 | COMMUNITY

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and people are looking for that fling, sexy encounter or long lost love to reconnect and hopefully have around for the holidays. Here are this week’s batch of missed connections:

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and people are looking for that fling, sexy encounter or long lost love to reconnect and hopefully have around for the holidays. Here are this week’s batch of missed connections:

eye contact at burgerworks – m4m (broad st burgerworks)

To the black guy that I made eye contact with at burgerworks. I’d like to go out on a date with
you. If interested hmu. I came outside to give you my number but didn’t see you.

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Internist at St. Francis – m4m (611 Watkins Centre)

Perhaps it was your kind bed side manner, but I felt you would be someone I would enjoy spending time with. Due to confidentiality, I won’t post any details. If you reply, I will tell you what schools you went to and will share my details too.

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I Lost My Email Friend – m4w (Chstrfld Cnty)

I had a really great email pal who I met on CL but she decided to stop. I am hopeful that I can find a new correspondent.I am a 55 year old, married white man with stable and professional employment. I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor (smart ass) and I can be opinionated at times.I would like to find a lady over 50 who is interested conversing about daily activities and current events. Perhaps we could share ideas, jokes and things that make us happy. There would also be plenty of room for fears, concerns, secrets and maybe even a fantasy or two.
I am not looking for sex, meetings or photo exchange. Just interesting conversation. Sometimes it is easier to be honest with yourself and others if you can hide behind a curtain of anonymity. If you read this far, I hope to hear from you.

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The “Don” – m4m (Petersburg)

Hey…really liked you pushing me around today. Maybe we can get together and get some real work done. Maybe show you a thing or two on the floor like with my friend 😉

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Ruff house park – m4m

We were at the dog park today around 2pm you left before i got the chance to talk to you. You are a very hot older gentleman, you had your hands in your pockets the whole time (it was cold). I watched you get in your truck. What’s the make and color. Would love to service you.

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To the girl for whom I bought a Hardywood Singel – m4w (Kickback Jacks)

You were gorgeous and super sweet. The only one at the table who seemed to understand my plight.
The look you gave me as I walked away is the reason I’m writing this. It could have been that you just wanted a beer, in which case it worked, and that’s cool. But I’d love to talk to you more

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Great Clips “greeter” – m4m (Libbie Place)

You were the young, black haired cutie checking people in this afternoon. I couldn’t help but check you out. If you see this message, hit me up and let me know hat bright color top you had on. 🙂

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Tattoo shop laugh – m4w

I was getting a tattoo and you were watching.
We didn’t exchange names, but we all were laughing
About my tattoo.
Reply with what tat in the subject line if you see this

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Sexy hottie offered me his cardigan. – w4m (Henrico)

I was actually freezing this evening during Nan’s bonfire celebration and u, Ty, lent me your Blue Green hoodie so that I might keep warm. Both of us chatted a long time about why on earth we both appreciated being outside in chilly temperatures. My name is Caroyln, the local chica from Fuck.Exchange. Send me a DM and you and I can meet up soon.

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Wedding reception – m4w (You’re from Amelia

We were both at a reception for a mutual friend tonight,although you and I had never met. I don’t know how many glances we exchanged but I wish we could have talked. I want to meet you. Reply and tell me where the reception was. We were at tables right next to each other. You with several women and one guy.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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