Best of RVA Missed Connections 11/8/16-11/15/16

by | Nov 15, 2016 | COMMUNITY

The cold weather has suddenly crept in here in Richmond which means cuddling partners are in high demand. Whether you’re trying to stay warm through the winter or bring a hot date to holiday events so your mom will get off your back, these missed connection scream desperate times call for drastic measures, even dating your cousin. Check out this week’s batch of missed connections.

The cold weather has suddenly crept in here in Richmond which means cuddling partners are in high demand. Whether you’re trying to stay warm through the winter or bring a hot date to holiday events so your mom will get off your back, these missed connection scream desperate times call for drastic measures, even dating your cousin. Check out this week’s batch of missed connections.

Family Thrift – m4w

You have blonde hair and the prettiest eyes. I saw you putting up stock and I kept catching your eye. You are beautiful. The water in the Santa globe was dirty I said.

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Cutie at the dog park – m4w (Barker field)

You drive a white jeep, have a yellow lab and are absolutely beautiful! We talked a little while the dogs played. It was cold and a little rainy outside. I noticed you didn’t have any rings on your finger and I’m single so…

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c-whore – m4w

Years of lies and just an overall loud and aggressive personality has led to my only option. Complete utter silence/distance/trying not to feel pathetic for years of ignorance. You nauseate me…………………………………………………………..

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Great views gym Thursday and Friday – m4m (Downtown)

I was at the gym downtown the past couple nights and there were some hot guys! Thursday night a hit Hispanic guy with mustache. I couldn’t tell if you were interested, but I lived showing off for you! Friday night, younger guy and great ass! I don’t think you were interested in messing around, but I think you enjoyed showing off that great body! If either is interested, please contact me. I’d love to have fun with both of you. Describe me in your email and let me know the gym! A long shot, but I hope it works

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tired of missing a connection, but never being missed – m4w

I’ve put my heart and soul into too many potential relationships only to be turned away. Sometimes it’s this thing, sometimes it’s that. It appears I’m just not the one for any woman. I don’t know what women want any more, but obviously it’s not me.

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Chuys on hull – m4m (Richmond)

Nice buldge in your pants. Wanna come over and let me pet your monster? If so tell me what you were wearing…

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Powhatan Walmart black yoga pants – m4w (Powhatan)

You were checking out, had sneakers on and sporting black yoga pants. OMG….sorry for the jaw dropping. you busted me lol

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Am I wrong for crushing on my cousin – m4m

Am I wrong for having a huge crush on my cousin, actually he would be my second cousin. He came out years ago and I am recently discovering who I am and have taken small steps to do the same. We speak every now and then and he has called me the last couple times to ask advice, like last night. When we do talk, I usually ask him if he is still dating the same person, hoping that will spark some other conversations because I am too nervous to say anything. Anyway, just needed to get this feeling off my chest. Of course, if you are my cousin and think this is you, let me know.

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Bennys – m4w (colonial heights va

What’s up. You had a red top n was with your friend tonight. You probably to drunk to remember but I want u. Hit me up when u wake up to your 4 month old crying.

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Aiden at Avail – m4m

We had a pleasant encounter today. You told me i looked like I was 20. Not sure if you were coming on to me or not. You are smokin hot! I would love to lick you all over. Send me your face pic so I know its you. Let me know if you want to have fun.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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