Best of RVA Missed Connections 2/28/17-3/8/17

by | Mar 8, 2017 | COMMUNITY

Can’t buy me love? Yes, no, maybe? The majority of missed connections happened in a grocery story this week. Check this week’s roundup to see if the rainbow sticker meant what you thought or if the person you liked wants to share a conversation with some beer and wine.

At Aldi’s – m4w (Mechanicsville)
You were giving your daughter what for in Aldi’s on Sunday, February 26. I thought it was hot. We exchanged smiles in the store. I said have a good evening, ma’am on my way out. If you are interested, please email me. I would love to tal with you.

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Hot guy in the WRX – m4m (Richmond)
I thought yout were Hott as shit we talked about your car and our jobs . . . I stepped out for a minute when I can back you where leaving. . .Tell me what I do for a living and what color your WRX IS . . . I Would really like to hook up with you for chat and more

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Firehouse Theatre beer buddy – m4w
I met you at Firehouse, when you gave me your beer, Friday night, March 3. The Boatwright was great, btw. Lost you when the Play was over.

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Curly brown hair at Village Cafe – m4w
I am a regular at the Village and noticed you right away since you must be new – you were our server for lunch last week on Tuesday. You mentioned my GWARBQ tshirt and how sad you are that there isn’t going to be a festival this year – me too. I just wanted to say you are incredibly cute and friendly and that you made my day. Maybe I won’t be such a wuss next time and ask you if you wanna get a beer sometime.

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Saw you at the VA – m4w (Richmond VA)
Saw you a few times 2 times exactly… Good conversation at the bottom of the stairs… You know who you are..

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FoodLoin Port Walthall – m4w (Colonial Heights)
Victoria was your name! You were working one of the cashier lines this morning when I stopped in. It was around 8:30am. I would like to chat with you if you see this.

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Food lion waterford – m4m (2636)
I see you like one time a week their you have dirty blond hair. I saw you in meat room one week then next week talking in deli love that smile hit me up for some broke back mountin stuff..

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Hot girl in Kroger with the black box wine…… – m4w (Staples mill)
You were smoking hot and I wish I could have chatted more… I would love to come over and help you drink that wine and 12 pack of bud light…… Would love to chat sometime again……. Hope you see this

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Kroger Laburnam – m4m (Henrico)
I saw you when I came into the store. You were texting while I stared wanting my at your buldging crotch. We saw each other again in the parking lot but when I was leaving you went toward highland springs. You had a grey sadan. Tell me the make/model so I know it’s you. I’m interested in finding out what’s in those pants

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Martin’s On Midlothian Bakery Guy – m4m (Charter Colony)
I was in the Martin’s on Midlothian Turnpike and Charter Colony the other day . You helped me order a cake on the Ukrop’s computer kiask / stand. We both laughed at how we needed glasses. I thought you were very charming and very polite and quite handsome. You seem to be in your forties (as am I). I did not think much else of it until you walked away and i saw your tiny rainbow sticker on your cell phone case. I was going to approach you and talk but there were so many people around so i thought i would try here first. If you remember me and would like to talk and maybe go out on a date, please HMU and tell me what i looked like so i know its you.

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Charlotte Woods

Charlotte Woods

Multimedia journalist. Creative writer. Geek. Gamer. Bookworm. Lover of red wine and sunshine. Bachelor of Arts - The New School. Master of Science - Virginia Commonwealth University.




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