Best of RVA Missed Connections 4/12-4/18

by | Apr 19, 2016 | COMMUNITY

Things are heating up here in RVA. And sure as the sun will shine, there will be creeps and romanticists looking for that special someone on Craigslist.


Things are heating up here in RVA. And sure as the sun will shine, there will be creeps and romanticists looking for that special someone on Craigslist.

Here is this week’s batch of Missed Connections:

I seen you at a motel in chester – m4w (Chester)

You a white girl with shorts on tonight just wondering if you wanna hookup we at the whitehouse motel

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Lottery Guy – Applebee’s – w4m

Hello, are you out there? We met at Applebee’s. We lost communication.Consider it!

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Hot blonde construction worker – m4w (Richmond)

I saw you at broad and belvedere at the VCU art building under construction. I blew you a few kisses. Too bad we could not have chatted as I was in traffic and you your in your hard hat. Boy would it be nice to get some of those kisses returned. What was I driving?? You looked sexy with that hard hat on…….

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WaWa 288 & Broad ~ Kelly ~ – m4w (Wawa)

I think you’re pretty. But I don’t want to create and awkward moment every time I see you.
If you’re interested in chatting, hit me up.

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We stared each other at Peter Chang’s tonight! 🙂 – m4w (West end) I was alone,
You were server there. Black hair, attractive. We were glancing each other but then we kept looking at each other without doing anything. I smiled and you smiled back.
I waited outside till you finish. But then you left with rest of your friends.
If you know it’s me let me know what color t shirt I was wearing. May be we could meet up 🙂

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Shook hands on the street the other day – m4m

We shook hands when we greeted each other briefly the other day. I’ve long suspected you of bi tendencies, and I think you have suspected it of me. Let’s quit dancing around it and jerk off together finally!

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$100 for Piss – m4m (Richmond)

We used to meet regularly and I’d pay you $100 to piss down my throat. You were hung like a bull. I want more.

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Girl at hometown pharmacy that wears the green hipster glasses – m4w (Hometown drug Hopewell)
You wear green hipster glasses and had on are kind of short and have the most amazing ass in the world. I’m sure you’re taken and that I wouldnt have a chance if you weren’t, But you’re one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I have never been so attracted to someone I don’t even really know. I’m just mesmerized every time I see you. Almost breath taking

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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