It’s been a bit of a whirlwind for folks on Craigslist this past week. We’ve got someone lusting after a redhead in a Durag, two souls bond over nachos and bourbon, a rant on the “fat walrus” cutting in line at Rumors, and a Dad pulling a Kevin Spacey in American Beauty. Discover all that and more in this batch of the best of RVA Missed Connections.
Married guy at Texas Beach – m4m (Texas Beach)
We met in parking lot of Texas Beach but too many cars around that day. If you go back, lets try again. You seemed to be needing a good blow.
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stray wawa – m4w
I’m not sure if you’ll even see this, but it’s the only way I can make a hint. You work at a school. I think your a beautiful women. you’ve been single a long time and joked about needing a sugardaddy. I wish it could be me but it’d have to be a secret. Tell me what car you drive and what style plate you have. Btw your older than me, so that makes you a MILF.
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REDHEAD WITH DURAG WALKING – m4m (TURNER RD)
YOU WERE WALKING OUT ON THE SIDE OF TURNER RD LATE THIS MORNING, BETWEEN FOOD LION AND CHALKLEY. YOU’RE A WHITE, BEARDED RED-HEADED GUY WITH A BIG BUTT AND BIG HIPS. YOU USED TO WORK AT THE BELMONT FOOD LION YEARS AGO IN THE DELI DEPT. IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS, LET ME KNOW.
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Jake- River City Tattoo – m4m (10617 hull street rd.)
i was in last week having some tattoo work done, i thought you worked the front desk, but come to find out your the piercer i really like your look and love the long hair , i would like to hang some time and have some fun one on one
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Nachos & bourbon – w4m
Things keep popping up lately making me think of you. I hear songs on the radio and it will remind me of some of the sweet moments we shared. Nachos and bourbon being one of my favorites…
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Is Tinder worth the cost? – m4w (Dwntwn)
Probably not the proper place for this, but figured this section gets lots of readers. Curious if anyone has much luck on Tinder. Price isn’t an issue, unless people tell me it’s pointless. Just a discreet guy in a sexless marriage looking for discreet fwb. So, kinda leery of putting my face pic on tinder, lest the wife or friend see it. But, if you’ve had luck and think its worthwhile, let me know and ill take the plunge!
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Don’t Use Blissful Massage by David – m4m (Richmond)
He advertises in the Therapeutic Massage section here at Craigs. He had no professionalism whatsoever. He had a worn massage table and the sheets didnt seem particularly clean. but worse of all he seemed to almost had no technique at all. Granted I wanted to have a sensual ending to the massage, but he barely touched my body, before he started rubbing himself against me. He would have left a lot quicker were it not for the fact that I wanted my chest and legs rubbed. Granted he said he lived in Charlottesville, but still if you say $100 for 90 min…the massage should approach that time. What a waste of money. If you want to get a masseur get a local. dont waste time with this hustler.
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I’ve wanted to bang one of my daughter’s friends for the longest time – m4w
I know it’s wrong, but my daughter had a friend who stops by the house every so often. I never know when she’s going to stop by either. She’s not what I guess one would consider as “conventionally” attractive. Yes, for those who are wondering, she is over 18. I know it’s wrong, and I’ll definitely NEVER make a move on her, but damn I have so many fantasies.
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To the fat fuck walrus who can’t parse how lines work – w4m (Rumors)
People don’t wait in line for an hour in the cold just so you can cut with three bags and two containers of goods. Listen hussy, that’s not cool. Prance your flamboyant ass to the back of the line, Taylor. Oh yeah – also, adults don’t throw temper tantrums and slam their birthday cake on the floor of their kitchen, declare they’re moving out in a kerfuffle, and then never clean up their mess. How old are you? Richmond really is Neverland.
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re: FABS or DABS
9 times out of 10 someone bothering to reply to a post thought it was meant for them. I’m glad you read it. It amuses me even more that you felt the need to take 10 minutes out of your day to dissect it to try to avert attention from your loser self. Keep posting on Facebook and trying to convince everyone you aren’t a lonely, bored loser. Several of us love to look at them and have a good laugh. And the “tribe” of losers that you hang out with are jokes too. Love it! Bunch of desperate, pudgy, alcoholic, middle-aged women trying to stay relevant. Maybe you should take some of that time and spend it exercising. Good stuff…
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