Best of RVA missed connections 10/18-10/25

by | Oct 25, 2016 | WTF?!

As Halloween approaches I am incredibly disappointed by the lack of spooky CL missed connections – there’s plenty of creepy, but not so much spooky.

As Halloween approaches I am incredibly disappointed by the lack of spooky CL missed connections – there’s plenty of creepy, but not so much spooky.

But that doesn’t stop us from scouring Craigslist for the best you sorry suckers have to offer. A few thing’s we’ve learned from this week – WaWa is a total hot zone, redheads always rule and most of these posts wouldn’t be needed if ya’ll grew a pair.

enjoy:

Staples mill wawa – m4w (Henrico) age: 28

I haven’t seen you working for a week or so… We always trade quick small talk and smiles. You’re incredibly cute and caught my attention as soon as I started coming to that location, and brighten my mornings (and sometimes afternoons too).
I wonder if you think the same as me..

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Redhead in boots at Sun Trust – m4w (Glen Allen)

This is for the redead art Sun Trust. You know you are goregous, and even though you are new, I know you want to make a move on me. I sense it coming from you. Not sure what your relationship is with the guy your always with. But I would love to show you the area in style. Make a move and just ask for my damn number. Hope to hear from you. Oh an if this is you, tell me where we met and something about me you noticed. Hope to hear from you.

The guy you keep looking at 😉

P.S. I noticed those backward glances 🙂

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City Dogs, Sunday 10/23 – w4m (E. Cary)

I can’t think that I’m posting a “missed connection,” but here goes…

Came in for a quick and dirty lunch with a family friend and haven’t had you off my mind since. Many of the thoughts I’ve had better belong amongst the ranks in “casual encounters,” F I L T H Y, but I can’t help, too, to remember the light teasing you gave me over my misspoken drink order and your easy way, laughing with customers.

If you happen to see this and you, yourself, are interested, I’d love to see where a drink (“ginger-ade,” or something with a bit more bite) some night takes us.

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In the churchyard at “Fancy Me Mad!” – m4m (St. John’s Church) age: 53

You suggested that we gather around George Wythe next, instead of the Confederate soldier, as Mr. Wythe seemed to be just starting his speech. I had already noticed your beautiful eyes earlier. I wanted to speak to you after Poe’s presentation, but you stayed seated in the church. If you’d like to connect, tell me what you were wearing.

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Bike Mom – m4w (Midlothian)

You looked great but you were busy looking for a new bike with your son. All I could say was wow.

If it is you, please respond and tell me more about where this was and if you’d like to be in touch.

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Mike lost your number – m4m (Henrico) hide this posting

Mike lost your number.
Get a hold of me.
Been long time not to long but long enough.
Miss you.
Real
Send me a message.
Talk to you soon.

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We’re friends, both married, but I love you – m4w (Richmond)

I wish I could tell you in person, somehow, someday. But I doubt that I ever will be able to, and that sucks. The best I can do is give you great eye contact, smile a lot, remember the things you tell me about yourself and pay as much attention to you in the few moments I have in your presence. You’re amazing, period. I’ve always thought so, even though he doesn’t seem to these days. My situation is no better, but longing for you all this time without the ability to let you know how I feel is awful, too.

I hope you can sense it when we lock eyes, as we did yesterday.

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To my ex-roommate – m4w (West End) hide this posting

You were my roommate for a short time this past winter.. Although we always maintained a cordial and respectful relationship, I want you to know that you are beautiful and I always wanted you to come into my room and let me go down on you… Then fuck you like you’ve never had it before…

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