The heated summer is winding down, but missed connections are hot as ever and maybe even a little strange this go around. We’ve got a lap dance lust fest, sexting partners, a beefed up tattoo bromance, and what one Richmonder calls a “psychic connection”. Check out all that and more below on this week’s batch of RVA Missed Connections.
Psychic Friends Connection – m4w
In touching upon personality disorders and all that entails in this context… no, no personality disorders, just C-PTSD, which mimics many personality disorders. I have it, though it is in this context, likely you as well, and no damn wonder. This is why you would never look me in the eyes. This is why you fucked me up so badly when you showed up at the park. This is why you had a panic attack on the way to work. This is why you were so furious with me when we met this time around. And so on. Each transit is so traumatic that it is spilling over into the next transit, with the mean corollary that we trigger one another. Has to be. Nothing else makes sense. You are correct, I’ve no idea who you are. In fact, genetically, it might not be possible for us to ever know one another.
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You gave me the best lap dance of my life – m4w
I know this is stupid, writing a missed connection for a strip club dancer. I am completely aware that it was just a lap dance and there was no real connection and there isn’t anything to discuss outside of it. But I want you to know, that the way you danced for me created this feeling of a strong connection between us. I will be coming back for this experience again. I don’t ever want it to go farther than a lap dance, I respect you and your occupation, you are a person too and you should never be taken advantage of. But if you ever want to offer your service outside of the club I would gladly meet up with you. I hate paying their extra charges and knowing my full payment doesn’t go to you. If nothing else and you see this, thanks. You are awesome.
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Sexting – m4w
I want to sext and just enjoy the fun with a married woman. Put your favorite number in the subject line and I will respond with my Kik or number whatever works for you.
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Trauma bay at VCU – m4w (VCU)
You were in the ER at VCU with your father who was in an accident where his legs were pinned in some logs.
I work for a local EMS agency and asked if you needed some help when I noticed you kind of looking around the ER. You mentioned your pop needed his nurse and we chatted briefly.
It would have been wildly inappropriate for me to do, but I really really wanted to ask you out for a drink. You were absolutely stunning, and cute, and adorable. Had circumstances been different I would have loved to keep talking. Anyways, I’ll probably never run into you again, so I’m shooting for the moon here and hoping that somehow you come across this. Best of luck with your pop and I wish him a nice recovery.
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Woman on a Kawasaki street-legal dirt bike – m4w (Cary Street)
This was a couple weeks back after bike night(7/12/17). I pulled up next to you at a stop light and asked about the bike. I meant to ask your name, but the light turned green before I had the chance. You turned before the next stop light and I’m no creeper, so I didn’t follow you. I want to know your name and ask if you want to go riding around sometime. Tell me the color of your bike so I know it’s you.
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Maintenance guy apartments, off Patterson – m4m (Paterson ave area)
Maintenance guy, white, mid late 20’s. smaller guy 5’5 or less, nice body. Have noticed you around and wondering do you help your tenants out with some extra activities? Your name starts with a J,
Me married white guy, 5’11, 180, hit me up if your interested or you know him.
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Boulevard Burger Tonight (8/6) – m4m (Boulevard)
Sorry if I was staring, just thought you were very hot. You are a server there with long hair. I think your name starts with “S”. On the off chance you see this and are interested, I’d love to do more than eye you.
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Starbucks Barista, Name starts with “O” – m4m (Fan)
You’re really handsome and I think it’d be fun to hook up. Was in there yesterday and you were working. You might have caught me catching a glance at you while you were refilling a pitcher. Didn’t want to say anything to you because you were at work and also I was with someone. Shot in the dark but if you see this, would love to connect with you as see where it goes.
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So it’s okay if you like older men, but not if I like younger women? – m4w
I know you read these because you told me you do. So I thought I’d post this fucking ad to show you what a hypocrite you are. You saw on my Facebook that I belonged to a group of older guys who like younger women. So what! Who gives a fuck? Yes, I fantasize about women 18-22, but that doesn’t make me a pervert. You think it does because I’m in my late 30s and should only be attracted to women in my age range.
But what about those old motherfuckers on your Facebook that are always making sexually explicit comments to you? What about that? Are they perverts too? You sure get a kick out of their responses, send them wink faces and blow kisses? But I guess it’s okay when you do it right? Or let me quote you, “it’s different.” It’s always “different” when you do it isn’t it?
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Big beefy daddy getting a tattoo – m4m (Richmond)
You were one very sexy guy. You kept mentioning that your wife was out of town for the weekend and that you were a “bachelor for a few days”. Sounded like you were fishing for some fun. Hit me up if you see this.
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