Best of RVA Missed Connections 8/17-8/23

by | Aug 23, 2016 | WTF?!

I don’t know if this August heat is making people go crazy, or the longing to find that one sweaty, filthy fling they had is slowly driving them insane, but either way, this week’s batch of Missed Connections definitely leaves nothing to the imagination. Check them out below!

I don’t know if this August heat is making people go crazy, or the longing to find that one sweaty, filthy fling they had is slowly driving them insane, but either way, this week’s batch of Missed Connections definitely leaves nothing to the imagination. Check them out below!

VT Vet – m4m (Richmond southside)

Hey man thought I would leave something here in hopes you may see this. We’ve seen one another the past two days out walking. You are here a few weeks staying with family. Your adopted dog recently had surgery and I mentioned they should play once she heels. If you see this hit me back. What type dogs do we have, your name, or who you’re staying with in the neighborhood.

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Drinking at my hotel bar – m4ww (Short pump)

It’s your birthday Thursday and I was the bartender at your hotel tonight. If y’all are open I would love to mess around with y’all. Message me what hotel you were at.

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Monroe Park Poké Gym Girl – m4w (Vcu)

You and your pals knocked out my beautiful Charizard from the gym there. You insisted that I join y’alls group, but I was on my way home. You were Mystic but felt Valor at heart, which reminded me of Hermionie Granger (Gryffindor, but Ravenclaw in a lot of ways)

You have a refreshing and upbeat attitude. Definitely wouldn’t be opposed to getting coffee or noms with you.

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Orange Jeep and sexy tattos – w4m (Petersburg)

Who even reads this shit, totally worth a long shot.

I don’t get to keep your number, you know. Tell me your smokes are and what year you’re born and I’ll know it’s you. Definitely interested in seeing you again.

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Brown Goddess at CVS – m4w (Laburnum)

Early this afternoon at the CVS on Laburnum. I was in the pharmacy area and you were walking from that way. I don’t know if you work there or you were a customer. Your skin was mahogany your hair was short your figure…Ginuwine’s “In those jeans” played in my mind..wow…you captivated me so all I could do was exchange smiles with you. I’d love to chat with you. I had on a black hat and specs.

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Dunkin’ Donuts eyes – m4w (Rawlings Exit)

Good Morning
This is a long shot but I couldn’t think of nothing else to do. We keep looking at each other in the Dunk in’ Donuts this morning lik a hour ago. I couldnt help myself I was thinking about what my wife would look like an you fit the description very well. 5’6+ mixed I think. Very lightskin black hair an jus beautiful. If you see this your kno its me because we kept looking at each other lik we were the only one in the store.

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RTP GREAT Employee – m4m (Altamont Ave.)

You are so cute! You helped me and my friend with tickets! I know you saw me looking at you several times! You were so polite and helpful! Not sure if you go both ways or not! Love to buy you a drink! Hit me up if you have any interest at all. Let me know your hair color and length as well as the color of the shirt you had on and what you did for us regarding our tickets so I know it is you!

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To the idiot racist customer tonight at Extreme Pizza on Broad – m4mw (Richmond

Lets get one thing straight im a customer myself, neither am I black or white. But if you dont like service take your ass somewhere else!! Coming back in there trying prove a point after you got your refund is so childish and stupid.

Im glad you want to bring the race card into play when most of customers in that place is your skin color. Im not racist but lot of people are tired of these stupid race wars. So take you and your ugly witch back to physical therapy where you belong.

God I swear most people that uses race cards needs go to work for a living, you get a job you get a career you be like Obama and everyone else move up in life. You wanna whine, whine about being a taxpayer!!

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Browns Island Saturday You had blue hair – m4w (RICHMOND)

You were with a group of people sitting under the trees, we made eye contact a few times and then you and your friends took a swim break. Later on when me and my friend went up on the bridge to level up the gym, your blonde friend and yourself came up next to us and then my friend asked what team you guys were on and you said mystic and then I commented on your hat. I wish I wasnt so shy and would had asked you your name and talked a little bit more. You probably will never see this but if you do email me.

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