Best of RVA missed connections 9/6 – 13

by | Sep 13, 2016 | WTF?!

It’s starting to feel a little like Fall outside and it seems people are falling for each other as well. And by falling I mean a slight foot fetish, STIs, and memorable rear ends.

It’s starting to feel a little like Fall outside and it seems people are falling for each other as well. And by falling I mean a slight foot fetish, STIs, and memorable rear ends. Either way, people are in desperate need for someone to cuddle up with in front of a warm, crackling fire… or in the parking lot of Home Depot.

To each their own.

Take a look at this week’s Missed Connections

Once isn’t enough – w4m (Home Depot)

I know you’re married, and it was supposed to be a one time thing, but I have got to have you again. You do know your piercings have ruined any other guy for me, right? One time isn’t going to work for me; I am willing to to be your car slut…..again.

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Cute Blonde Sbux Barista – w4m (Colonial Heights)

I see you I there every once and a while and you are so cute with your blonde hair and great blue eyes. Your name starts with “C”. I’d love to see what’s behind the apron 😉

Let’s chat.

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Best Buy check out dude- m4m (Commonwealth Centre Pkwy)
tall, slim, short brown hair, mysterious face and an ass that’s ready to be slapped. msg me and lets share some secrets.

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Feet hanging out car hugenot park
Hello your feet was hanging out car they look amazing would love to rub them for you come back I’m still here tell me what you wear driving

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Hollywood Cemetary Friend – m4w

It all started with a beer one Friday afternoon. Later, We met a few times and enjoyed our time at Hollywood Cemetary… other than avoiding the pesky photographer. I would enjoy seeing you again. We had a lot in common. Please reply with HC Friend in the subject line.

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The Hotel Bar – m4m (Hopewell)

You and I struck up a great conversation at the hotel bar and I was starting to get a vibe. I truly believe that if we had talked a little longer, one of us would have been in the other’s hotel room. Unfortunately, my female friend showed up and you left soon after. I’m hoping you’re in the same hotel as I am and that we can meet again!

If you see this, what hotel were we in and what was on the tv in the bar? Maybe we can hook up.

I will be back there at the same time today.

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Seeking Troy – (Richmond/Henrico) – m4w (Henrico, VA)

Please help me find a guy named Troy. Middle aged, very, very tall with dark brown hair and eyes. Longer hair..was on here for awhile beginning of last year. Dates anything that moves and breathes and used to live in Lakeside while back. Nice at first and then shows a very dark side. Trolls datelines, CL and prostitutes frequently. Is a real player, liar and slimeball. Unfortunately, I just found out he gave me a nasty disease and I need to let him know so he will not hurt anyone else. I will take any info you can give me and I soooooooooo much am thankful. God bless.

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You were at the gas station – m4w (Midlothian)

You were at the gas station today getting gas you were absolutely beautiful. You were driving a orange car i think I wasn’t really looking at your car though. You had blonde hair and you were wearing jeans your body was wonderful. I was walking out of the store and i walked by your car and one more thing your ass is one of a kind. I was wearing a hat and i will describe more about me if I hear back from you.

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Girl with pink and purple hair at Martin’s with a black cap – m4w (henrico)

I was working and you walked past me quite a few times yesterday I was too shy to say hello but I really wanted to tell you how gorgeous you are you have an amazing smile and I would really like to know you more I just hope somehow you read this and get in touch.

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